
Freehold DM |
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He told me to cut and paste a document yesterday. Okay, cut and paste away. The problem was everything had a red box around it as a result, and I had no idea how to fix that- this was a new document that was replacing an old one. So I sent it to him and today there was a huge problem with the document because of the red boxes. I told him I cut and paste like he said, and he wanted me to just write in the document. I told him I didnt have that version of adobe, and I dont have that level of access to the document. He insisted that anyone could do it. So I went back and learned how to remove borders after researching it on the internet. But still nothing on just typing into the document.
Turns out, he was referring to fill and sign, which kinda works, kinda doesn't on the document. I wish he had just said that in the first place...

NobodysHome |
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Having worked with PDFs (and other Adobe products) since they were first invented, I have learned that Adobe is a master of taking even the simplest of concepts and making it unworkably complicated. And wrecking your computer's security in the process.
Go, Adobe! (Preferably anywhere OTHER than where I'm trying to use a computer.)

Freehold DM |
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Having worked with PDFs (and other Adobe products) since they were first invented, I have learned that Adobe is a master of taking even the simplest of concepts and making it unworkably complicated. And wrecking your computer's security in the process.
Go, Adobe! (Preferably anywhere OTHER than where I'm trying to use a computer.)
interesting. Thank you.

Freehold DM |
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Good news: they finally got a green screen in for everyone to use, and tech department is showing us how to use it.
Bad news: they didn't tell us we were doing green screen stuff today, so guess who wore a green dress.
go floating severed head and possibly plunging neckline and forearms and calves of Scint!

captain yesterday |
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I was sitting in my chair at the table in the kitchen in full sun and the dog comes up asking for more food (he snorted and looked sadly at his almost empty food dish) so I get up to get him more food and turn around to see him sitting in my chair basking in the full sun.
Well played.
Edit: And now he's looking at the table asking for a treat or something.
He thinks he's people!

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I was sitting in my chair at the table in the kitchen in full sun and the dog comes up asking for more food (he snorted and looked sadly at his almost empty food dish) so I get up to get him more food and turn around to see him sitting in my chair basking in the full sun.
Well played.
You almost can't be mad about that. Almost. Conniving devils, dogs. :)

Drejk |
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Having worked with PDFs (and other Adobe products) since they were first invented, I have learned that Adobe is a master of taking even the simplest of concepts and making it unworkably complicated. And wrecking your computer's security in the process.
Go, Adobe! (Preferably anywhere OTHER than where I'm trying to use a computer.)
Wait 'till you see their greatest creation... FLASH!

Freehold DM |
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NobodysHome wrote:Wait 'till you see their greatest creation... FLASH!Having worked with PDFs (and other Adobe products) since they were first invented, I have learned that Adobe is a master of taking even the simplest of concepts and making it unworkably complicated. And wrecking your computer's security in the process.
Go, Adobe! (Preferably anywhere OTHER than where I'm trying to use a computer.)
but that's how I get my porn!

Orthos |
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Scintillae wrote:go floating severed head and possibly plunging neckline and forearms and calves of Scint!Good news: they finally got a green screen in for everyone to use, and tech department is showing us how to use it.
Bad news: they didn't tell us we were doing green screen stuff today, so guess who wore a green dress.
Plunging neckline is not generally something associated with real-life teacher dress code in my experience.

Limeylongears |
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Freehold DM wrote:Plunging neckline is not generally something associated with real-life teacher dress code in my experience.Scintillae wrote:go floating severed head and possibly plunging neckline and forearms and calves of Scint!Good news: they finally got a green screen in for everyone to use, and tech department is showing us how to use it.
Bad news: they didn't tell us we were doing green screen stuff today, so guess who wore a green dress.
You should probably seek medical attention immediately if your calves start plunging, or consult a vet.

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:Plunging neckline is not generally something associated with real-life teacher dress code in my experience.Scintillae wrote:go floating severed head and possibly plunging neckline and forearms and calves of Scint!Good news: they finally got a green screen in for everyone to use, and tech department is showing us how to use it.
Bad news: they didn't tell us we were doing green screen stuff today, so guess who wore a green dress.
did I say plunging? I probably meant v neck/cut.
On a green screen that kind of cut would look plunging, very much like a certain kind of bust (art students, fill me in here).

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Scintillae wrote:It's normally the sexy owls' fault, I find.One of the kids theorized it was the "sexy, sexy owls."
Room's got an owl theme, including some little suncatchers.
well Goblin King David Bowie turned into an owl in Labyrinth. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed for leaving pieces of small rodents in the covers.

Drejk |
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Impus Major: Oh my god! It's attained sentience! That's what you get when you don't clean under the couch!
That's why I don't clean under the... Uh, bed, I don't have couch... Maybe that's why I don't get such cute balls of fluff.

lisamarlene |
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And since I've decided today is Inappropriate Post day, check out this curious item from the Washington Post.
If I don't offer opinion or commentary, it doesn't count as politics, right?
Just... fascinating.
(Ducks anyway)