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What I learned in the last week.

Boobs are everywhere!!

On yard sale signs and even lurking amongst the ferns.

And before you say "Oh, that's Captain Yesterday again, being cray cray!" I have photographic evidence!


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All I heard is Orthos ordered some strippers! My boss bought a party bus this spring, I'm sure if we invited him along he'd let us use it.


Woran wrote:
Going to get a fancy picture taken today for the company website!

Really!?!

And what website would this be for?

Please say Metart! Please say Metart! Please say Metart!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Woran wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Woran wrote:


A teenage boy literally walked into a tree. I still feel proud.

Are you sure you are chaotic good? ;)

yes.

Yes she is.

Its pretty easy to distract men at most ages anyway :P

FIFY

Especially with corsets.

I assure you that I have never been more focused in my entire life!


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Just a Mort wrote:
I can shower with females, np.

Go on...


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Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Somehow I've managed to never go to one, despite it being something I would probably have some fun doing.

Freehold has it right: It's a place where people dress in silly costumes to pay 3-4 times what items should cost, eat barely-recognizable food with silly names, and get schnockered while ogling cleavage.

But having written that, I cannot say it's not fun.

why ogle when you can jump right in? That's what wicked winter ren faire is for!

Er... reasons...

** spoiler omitted **

Ah, but those reasons would not apply to me, for I am in a different situation.

Or those reasons would be applied to me by two women instead of one...which would be worse...

So confusing.

There is only one way to find out.


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The kind of books you find in a box in the back of the garage with "great interviews" perhaps.

Or was that just me.


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They're called boobs son!


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The General looks incredibly reminiscent of Alias from the cover of Azure Bonds in the new lingerie (it's obviously not made of chainmail) I got her.

More importantly, she likes it.

I know it's superficial, but damn if I don't love her more.


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I discovered toddler T-shirts look way better on the General then the kids.

I'll never see Stitch the same way.


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Do you want the hippies to win!


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Damn those are some big melons! (in the garden).


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Limeylongears wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Good news! The Count Dracula Restaurant has changed its name to 'Edward Cuisine', and is now selling burgers.
And this years' winner of the Longears Prize for Culinary Innovation is Edward Cuisine's 'Gulas with Nudels', where the waitress comes in, wreathed in spaghetti and covered in a rich, paprika-y sauce and the diners have to go to it with no hands allowed!

Road trip!!!!


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Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

I took a semester of Spanish in college, and got a C. At least it wasn't a "No".

Hmm, a nekkid Spaniard saying yes? I like this image.

You called?

Would you mind jumping up and down while you say "yes" it seems like a silly request I know, but it really does enhance the experience.


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Clothes are NOT mandatory.

Wear whatever you want, we're all adults here.

makes sure the camera is just right.


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Damn it! Don't do that!!


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Drejk wrote:
*googles heavy duty chair*

Googles naked women with bacon.


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Titty cheese!!!


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*takes notes, desperately looks for digital camera*


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Ahhh! I'm blind!!!


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Rysky wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
i'm pretty sure most good deities are NOT okay with you dipping into the forces of evil without an extremely good reason.
Something something Succubi...

Don't mind if I do! buries face


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For Science!!!


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Go on...


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!?!?!?!?!?!


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I'd like to subscribe to your naked pirate newsletter.


NobodysHome wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
How has NobodysHome not posted here yet? He may be a grumpy old man, but sometimes I forget that. He has a delightfully...well, the word for the job is "perky"...style of posting. What I mean is that he posts with humor and exuberance, and livens whatever thread he's in. I was kind of disappointed to see he's not in any PbPs—it would be fun to see what sort of games he runs/characters he plays.

Heh heh heh. "Perky". I like that!

I don't do PbPs because I run 3 live campaigns (yes, 3!!!) and play in a fourth. Time is not my ally.

When I do play, I try to do personal journals such as Leilani's or Red's, but my best work is always writing as a GM, as in my Serpent's Skull thread, or my Magnum Opus, my epic RotRL game.

I was called perky, once.

Turns out they were talking about my boobs.

And someone else.

It still made my day (they were pretty perky)


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I like that kid's memory.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
There is so much I need to get caught up on.
Lord President, we didn't know you would be coming. We will need a moment to prepare a proper welcome.
D!cks Boobs out for Harambe Moorluck?

I approve this message.


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I'm very disappointed it isn't what I thought it would be about. >:-(


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If nudity is wrong, I don't want to be right.


Oh come on! It's just a guy with bugged out eyes and a big smile.

I keep it tasteful. :-)


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Can we please focus on what's really important.

Nipples.


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I absolutely agree.

Remove everything, I always say.

Or is that what they tell me...


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I absolutely agree with everything you said there.

Whatever it was.


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A happy birthday for us all.


Germans know how to watch television.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Did either have scantily (less) clad women in it? That could explain it!

Mmmm... Less...


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Stupid flowers, getting in the way.


I'd stare at your chest.


Go on...


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Limey Of Barsoom wrote:

And with one mighty SPRING! I enter the thread.

And promptly leave again. Time is short, and those brass bikinis aren't going to polish themselves. Hold still, Dejah.

Take me with you!!


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Flashing my cans seems to work too. Evidently.


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Sadly, my phone has a weblock against "adult content" so it would've warned me if it was "of a graphic nature"

I have been unable to (despite my best efforts) disable it. >:-(


Freehold gets it. :-)


Gazongas!


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I've been lingering at the top of the page...

I'm sorry, so catch me up, who's parents leaped over the moon, also did I see Sharoth running off with Freehold's silverware harem...


Mmm... Kate Upton..

I tried to look but i haven't been able to disable my phone's g&+++%n f%+~ing webguard!


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I can only imagine what they were drawing.


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Oh! Snow Boobies! maybe just one lick.... damn it Freehold!!


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Porn is fast enough for me, that's all I know about our internet.

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