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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I wonder if they make perm attachments for mini bobcats.
this ain't 1984 man, nobody's doing jerri curls.

Fashion is cyclical.


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I'm exhausted! Still got a lot of s&$* to do.

I blame pants for my day, everything went downhill as soon as I decided I didn't have to do laundry, I can always wear pants instead of shorts!

Turns out they inhibit my awesomeness.

Never again!


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There's nothing wrong with being a hipster as long as you're genuine.


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As long as they aren't skinny jeans that are two sizes too small you should be fine.

Unless you're wearing a The Cure T-shirt, then you're screwed either way.


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Limeylongears wrote:

Lederhosen with a mohawk sounds terrifying.

Lederhosen with a high & tight, or jheri curls, would be equally bad.

TL; DR: German trousers shouldn't have haircuts.

Everything is better in Lederhosen! Unless you have to go out in public.


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Do something sitcom-y!


Did they finally put up my modelling shots.


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Are you sure you don't mean couture...


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It's picture day for Tiny T-Rex!

Also, you can now add hair stylist to my list of 20+ professions, cause I've been styling Tiny T-Rex's hair every day of school now, and it looks good!


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Yeah, but who wants Canadian leather.


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Punniculus wrote:
For what it's worth, I could use a follower to dress like this.

I'm pretty sure I could pull it off.


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No, makeup works for some people. I am not one of those people.


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How cheeky.


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But there is a corset right?


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Nope, can't say I shop at The Gap.


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I heard he had work done on his nose.


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Or put on pants, apparently. :-P


No, but you better jack up the Sleight of Hand and Perception.

Mustaches don't become that paper thin on their own.


Ensign 8minutesago wrote:
I told the captain, every chance I could, to not put the cows in the rigging, even if they do tie magnificent knots.

Cows are great for everything!


Which is also a travesty.


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Hold on a second...


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It would seem no one else is around to share my enthusiasm...


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That's a travesty. There's nothing silly about that wig.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:
That would be even funnier in FaWtL.
Grass, greener, sides, etc. :)

So, you're saying i should start dying my FaWtL parts green. interesting...


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How I personally set fashion back.

Light grey shoes, light grey thermals, tan cargo shorts, bright green shirt, brown fleece hoody, clay colored winter hat.


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Something, something fashion related.