Cap'n Zoolander, FaWtLy Fashion's page

I have always said I'm a trendsetter.

lisamarlene wrote:

Omfg. Pet peeve: why for fork's sake does every news source out there refer to celebrities "recycling" gowns when all they're doing is wearing them in public a second time?

Actually recycling fashion is like when they turn old Levis into insulation for your house.

Almost my entire garage is done in denim insulation. I love the stuff!

Sweet! It's certainly useless as clothing.

Can we at least talk about pants...

captain yesterday wrote:

Today is my day to shine.

Yes, we can see.

Very like Rudolph, except that it isn't the nose we're talking about.

He is the reindeer we should all aspire to be.

captain yesterday wrote:

I wonder if they make perm attachments for mini bobcats.

this ain't 1984 man, nobody's doing jerri curls.

Fashion is cyclical.

I'm exhausted! Still got a lot of s@+& to do.

I blame pants for my day, everything went downhill as soon as I decided I didn't have to do laundry, I can always wear pants instead of shorts!

Turns out they inhibit my awesomeness.

Never again!

There's nothing wrong with being a hipster as long as you're genuine.

As long as they aren't skinny jeans that are two sizes too small you should be fine.

Unless you're wearing a The Cure T-shirt, then you're screwed either way.

Lederhosen with a mohawk sounds terrifying.

Lederhosen with a high & tight, or jheri curls, would be equally bad.

TL; DR: German trousers shouldn't have haircuts.

Everything is better in Lederhosen! Unless you have to go out in public.

Do something sitcom-y!

Did they finally put up my modelling shots.

Are you sure you don't mean couture...

It's picture day for Tiny T-Rex!

Also, you can now add hair stylist to my list of 20+ professions, cause I've been styling Tiny T-Rex's hair every day of school now, and it looks good!

Yeah, but who wants Canadian leather.

For what it's worth, I could use a follower to dress like this.

I'm pretty sure I could pull it off.

No, makeup works for some people. I am not one of those people.

How cheeky.

But there is a corset right?

Nope, can't say I shop at The Gap.

I heard he had work done on his nose.

Or put on pants, apparently. :-P

No, but you better jack up the Sleight of Hand and Perception.

Mustaches don't become that paper thin on their own.

I told the captain, every chance I could, to not put the cows in the rigging, even if they do tie magnificent knots.

Cows are great for everything!

Which is also a travesty.

Hold on a second...

It would seem no one else is around to share my enthusiasm...

That's a travesty. There's nothing silly about that wig.

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

That would be even funnier in FaWtL.

Grass, greener, sides, etc. :)

So, you're saying i should start dying my FaWtL parts green. interesting...

How I personally set fashion back.

Light grey shoes, light grey thermals, tan cargo shorts, bright green shirt, brown fleece hoody, clay colored winter hat.

Something, something fashion related.