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Master Xehanort wrote: gran rey de los nekkid wrote: Final Fantasy games summarized:
Final Fantasy: Four heroes break a time loop.
Final Fantasy 2: Star Wars, but the Emperor dies and then comes back as the devil, and then dies and comes back as god, and then gets killed by Obi Wan.
Final Fantasy 3: Four orphans fight a man who threw a hissy fit over his inheritance.
Final Fantasy 4: Star Wars, but the Emperor is a space ghost on the moon.
Final Fantasy 5: Evil Giving Tree and his gay lover fight a confused harem protagonist and his princesses.
Final Fantasy 6: Star Wars, but the Emperor is killed and replaced by the Joker halfway through. Also, racism is bad.
Final Fantasy 7: Eco-terrorists recruit man with padded resumé, discover corporate greed has caused giant meteor to be elected, hold recount.
Final Fantasy 8: A group of cadets find out that they all lived at the same orphanage. Amnesia to blame. Lead character may be dead.
Final Fantasy 9: Star Wars, but the main characters are all either clones or princesses.
Final Fantasy 10: Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, with special guest Christian Guilt Complex.
Final Fantasy 11: Giraffe and friends stop the writer from erasing the game.
Final Fantasy 12: Star Wars, but half the bad guys aren't actually that bad. Except for Judge Bergen. That guy's a dick.
Final Fantasy 13: Being the chosen one will kill your dating life.
Final Fantasy 14: Heroes save the world from bad gameplay, bugs.
Final Fantasy 15: Bachelor party goes very wrong.
No one's fantasy: Me nekkid.
Very impressive, let's see how well you can summarise Kingdom Hearts. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
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Vanykrye wrote: Appears the closest Zaxby's to me is in Indy. That sounds really uncomfortable for Dr. Jones.
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Freehold DM wrote: captain yesterday wrote: In Wisconsin the only thing that's big are our cows, and women, and men, and our potlucks, brats, and cheese wheels.
Only a!#~$~@s wear cowboy hats, farmers wear Deere.
is there a way to bring Texas and Wisconsin together?
You know, for science. It's easy! You print out a map of the US, then you fold it. Bam!
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Woran wrote: Heaven preserve me from men that try to impress me with their IT knowledge. Hey, baby, wanna see the sweet cupholder my PC came with? It's great for grabbing a romantic drink.
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Freehold DM wrote: Scintillae wrote: Used the magic of MSPaint and walked kiddo through FOIL after they lost the link to their teacher's video. Simultaneously demonstrated that writing with a mouse makes my handwriting into eldritch scribbles of Far Realm power.
has flashbacks To this?
Those tickets are everywhere!
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Not just them! Everybody sing!
Ninety-nine years of social distancing
Ninety-nine years of social distancing
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight years of social distancing
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Mommy, why are the monkeys wrestling like that?
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I don't want to hold those. They're squishy and feel weird in my hands...
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Oh, yes, please reboot the internet! That Izzard guy went and deleted it, and I'm stuck!
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You can write right on them, though!
Unrelated: how do I get Sharpie off of my monitor?
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Candlejack wrote: I'm going to need more rope. Well, if it isn't Candlejack! What are you u
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Freehold DM wrote: Scintillae wrote: TriOmegaZero wrote: Tacticslion wrote: Scintillae wrote: The Princess Bride had a major hand in shaping my sense of humor, along with Animaniacs and Looney Tunes. These are probably not the things to show your impressionable child if you want them to grow up to not be a sass elemental. Indeed. Doubly indeed. For me, add in Freakazoid to further the zaniness. Monty Python certainly didn't help any. Oh, heck yes, Freakazoid.
Do you want to see something strange and mystical? hey scint. You wanna go get saltwater taffy? DO I?!?!?!
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