Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Little Johnny hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework. The teacher says "What is this?" Johnny says "It's a cow eating grass." The teacher says "Where's the grass?" Johnny says "The cow ate it all." The teacher says "So, where's the cow?" Johnny says "Well, after eating all the grass, it moved on to the next picture."

Edit: I'm pretty sure it would be bad for either Johnny or the teacher to be nekkid here, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it was the cow.

[Vidmaster7]

Good call.

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

Little Johnny hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework. The teacher says "What is this?" Johnny says "It's a cow eating grass." The teacher says "Where's the grass?" Johnny says "The cow ate it all." The teacher says "So, where's the cow?" Johnny says "Well, after eating all the grass, it moved on to the next picture."

Edit: I'm pretty sure it would be bad for either Johnny or the teacher to be nekkid here, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it was the cow.

Nah, their clothes just moved to the next post.

[gran rey de los mono]

"If you bite my elbow like you did yesterday, then you will be cat-grounded. Which means I will still love you, and pet you, and feed you tasty treats. Because you're a cat."

[Vidmaster7]

dolphins > cats > people.

[gran rey de los mono]

Nah. Cats suck and dolphins are overrated.

[Vidmaster7]

4000 post woooooo

Its a scale of whose got it made and apparently dolphins are only animal that has nookie purely for fun.

[gran rey de los mono]

I don't believe it. Even ignoring the "Humans are animals too" argument, I highly doubt that they're the only ones. Also, who says that dolphins are shagging for the lols? And why the f~&# are they so interested in the sex lives of aquatic mammals?

[gran rey de los mono]

In case I forget, I'm going on a "vacation" for the next few days, so I may not be around much, or even at all, until next week. I know I'm the lifeblood of this thread (Ha!), But I'm sure you will all manage to figure out a way to survive without me.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I don't believe it. Even ignoring the "Humans are animals too" argument, I highly doubt that they're the only ones. Also, who says that dolphins are shagging for the lols? And why the f+*& are they so interested in the sex lives of aquatic mammals?

Yeah humans are animals But I have not yet a person yet met someone who can truthfully say they only have sex purely for the enjoyment of it. (their might be some out their but I don't count outliers. )

[gran rey de los mono]

And I'm off. See you later, FaWtL. Try not to have too much fun without me.

[Vidmaster7]

NOOO MY NIGHTLY JOKES!

[Sharoth]

NOOO!!!

[Limeylongears]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I don't believe it. Even ignoring the "Humans are animals too" argument, I highly doubt that they're the only ones. Also, who says that dolphins are shagging for the lols? And why the f+*& are they so interested in the sex lives of aquatic mammals?

Yeah humans are animals But I have not yet a person yet met someone who can truthfully say they only have sex purely for the enjoyment of it. (their might be some out their but I don't count outliers. )

I've met very few people who don't.

[Freehold DM]

I have met a few.

They do damage to me by touch.

[Tequila Sunrise]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I don't believe it. Even ignoring the "Humans are animals too" argument, I highly doubt that they're the only ones. Also, who says that dolphins are shagging for the lols? And why the f+*& are they so interested in the sex lives of aquatic mammals?

Yeah humans are animals But I have not yet a person yet met someone who can truthfully say they only have sex purely for the enjoyment of it. (their might be some out their but I don't count outliers. )

I've never understood the 'humans (or in this case dolphins) are the only animals that shag for fun' thing.

Like, why do you think any animal shags? Because they feel a deep philosophical and ethical duty to continue their species? Naw, it's fun for them too! If it wasn't, they'd be extinct.

[captain yesterday]

It's not fun for ducks.

If you don't believe me, search "true facts about ducks" on YouTube.

And then search for true facts about Morgan Freeman and true facts about marsupials.

NSFW.

[NobodysHome]

Ugh. NobodysHome's gripe of the day: When someone offers you a favor, logistics preclude you from accepting said favor, and they refuse to understand how you could refuse the offer. It's all worked out now, but it took WAAAAAAY too long to get across:

Talky McTalktalk is running a game at his house tonight from roughly 4:30 pm to midnight.

The mother of one of the girls who will be there quite reasonably wanted to make sure her daughter had a ride home. So she pinged NobodysWife and offered to drop the imps off at 4:30 in exchange for us picking up all 3 of them at midnight.

I tried to reasonably decline. I pick up Impus Major from skate camp in deepest darkest Berkeley at around 4:10 pm, so if I drive directly home I get there around 4:35 pm, I can have Impus Minor hop directly in the car, and it's an easy 5-minute drive to Talky's. Trying to coordinate with another adult would be a nightmare. I may be home at 4:30. I may be home at 4:50. I don't want someone waiting on me for 5-25 minutes just to give my kids a 5-minute ride.

So yes, trying to get the point across to NobodysWife and the mother that trying to coordinate a pickup would be more difficult than just dropping the imps off myself did not go over well, and took several minutes to explain sufficiently.

I'd insert a requisite tirade about Berkeley drivers, pedestrians, and bicyclists here, but I've beaten that horse to death already.

Although I haven't griped about the Berkeley equestrians yet...

[Drejk]

Grumble-grumble-grumble...

Why don't we sacrifice politicians to the old gods anymore?

Grumble-grumble-grumble...

[Kajehase, priest of the aesir.]

No... of course we don't... wouldn't dream of it... Honest.

[Tequila Sunrise]

captain yesterday wrote:

It's not fun for ducks.

If you don't believe me, search "true facts about ducks" on YouTube.

And then search for true facts about Morgan Freeman and true facts about marsupials.

NSFW.

Dammit man, those need the additional DNDBNYKWWT* warning.

Anyway. Not sure how rape-ducks and weird marsupials are supposed to demonstrate that the human/dolphin is the only animal that shags for fun.

*

Spoiler:

do not drink beverages near your keyboard while watching this

[lisamarlene]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I don't believe it. Even ignoring the "Humans are animals too" argument, I highly doubt that they're the only ones. Also, who says that dolphins are shagging for the lols? And why the f+*& are they so interested in the sex lives of aquatic mammals?

Yeah humans are animals But I have not yet a person yet met someone who can truthfully say they only have sex purely for the enjoyment of it. (their might be some out their but I don't count outliers. )

I've never understood the 'humans (or in this case dolphins) are the only animals that shag for fun' thing.

Like, why do you think any animal shags? Because they feel a deep philosophical and ethical duty to continue their species? Naw, it's fun for them too! If it wasn't, they'd be extinct.

Bonobos. Bonobo chimpanzees are the only land animal other than humans who shag facing one another. Researchers posit that this signifies emotional attachment and bonding, and therefore pleasure.

At least, that's what I learned from my one class on phenomenological psych. Among other things, such as the fact that the translation of l'etre et le neant we were using was crap.

[Drejk]

Kajehase, priest of the aesir. wrote:

No... of course we don't... wouldn't dream of it... Honest.

I thought more of Limey-Aep-Chulainn, Britonic druid, but Aesir should do just fine...

[Drejk]

Kajehase, priest of the aesir. wrote:

No... of course we don't... wouldn't dream of it... Honest.

Mildly political:

This might actually explain the relative higher quality of Scandinavian political life comparing to some of our countries...

[captain yesterday]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

It's not fun for ducks.

If you don't believe me, search "true facts about ducks" on YouTube.

And then search for true facts about Morgan Freeman and true facts about marsupials.

NSFW.

Dammit man, those need the additional DNDBNYKWWT* warning.

Anyway. Not sure how rape-ducks and weird marsupials are supposed to demonstrate that the human/dolphin is the only animal that shags for fun.

*** spoiler omitted **

Do with what now.

[NobodysHome]

I'm going to side with TL that there need to be roughly 4 more hours in a day:

NobodysHome's Typical Day:

05:30 - 06:30: Get up, have some coffee, weigh in, check my e-mail, and do maybe half an hour of mining and crafting in Final Fantasy
06:30 - 08:00: Get organized at work, start work, wake up NobodysWife and Impus Major, have breakfast, make Impus Major's lunch, see NobodysWife out the door, and make sure I'm ready for my work day
08:00 - 09:00: Shower, dress, drop Impus Major at camp, get back, and start taking care of work
09:00 - 12:00: Work, with occasional breaks to stretch, tidy, and Paizo
12:00 - 12:30: Make some progress on the garage for Impus Major
12:30 - 15:30: Work, with occasional breaks to stretch, tidy, and Paizo
15:30 - 16:30: Pick up Impus Major
16:30 - 17:00: Catch up on the budget, plus my daily comics
17:00 - 17:30: Prep for one of the games I'm running
17:30 - 18:30: Cook dinner for the family

Then on Tuesday it's Strange Aeons, Wednesday Serpent's Skull, Thursday Final Fantasy, and Friday dinner out with Hi and Shiro's players. Saturday is usually either Jade Regent or Crimson Throne, and Sunday is Skull&Shackles (the ONE game where I'm a player).

So TV? Reading? Planning for my upcoming backpacking and eclipse trips? Making significant progress on the garage?

Yeah, not so much.

So, I *could* game less and make more progress on the house and such, but where's the fun in that?

[Limey Y Palmwydd Gludiog]

Drejk wrote:

Kajehase, priest of the aesir. wrote:

No... of course we don't... wouldn't dream of it... Honest.

I thought more of Limey-Aep-Chulainn, Britonic druid, but Aesir should do just fine...

We tried, Dragon bach, but the bloody Elder Gods didn't want them, did they? Waste of a bloody altar, that's what it was.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Nah. Cats rule and dolphins are overrated.

fify

[Sharoth]

Fermi Paradox Great Filters: Rare Earth - Isaac Arthur

[Kajehase]

Just 25 hours left until my summer vacation begins.

[Vidmaster7]

So all new faces at work. Half the place has quit so their sending people in from outside locations. interesting times.

[Tacticslion]

Hey, you got the Chinese Japanese jingoistic vaguely-Eastern legendary curse-that-looks-like-a-blessing! Congratulations!

... wait.

[Tacticslion]

(But for real, here's hoping things go well! I'm sorry to hear about any troubles!)

[Kileanna]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

So all new faces at work. Half the place has quit so their sending people in from outside locations. interesting times.

Show them who's the boss then!!! XD

I have already got to all my new duties so I have already morphed from my newbie who asks a lot mode to my usual control freak mode xD

[Vidmaster7]

Eh I'll just chill and if anything turns into a mess I'll blame it on someone who quit. (learned behavior from paranoia always blame the dead guy. ) 3 more have quit since my two off days.

[Kileanna]

Management issues or just your regular summer quitting?

I've met a girl who kept complaining that she couldn't find a job. Then she found an awesome job at summer, with a lot of possibilities of continue working after summer too.

So she stayed for a couple of days and quit. So I asked her why she was quitting, expecting her to tell me that they demanded unfair conditions from her, or that she had any trouble.

She answered: "The job was fine, but I don't want to work on summer. I want to go to the beach."

One has to have priorities in life.

[Vidmaster7]

Well both my managers quit. that resulted in stuff getting chaotic then one more quit which means others are having to try and pull up the slack and some could not so its kind of an avalanche effect really.

[Kileanna]

An avalanche? You might want to check if you have a Dalindra (the character, not the an) somewhere xD

Well, I guess that should fix as things are settled a bit.

Does it affect a lot to you working on third shift?

Because when I worked on Microbiology the chaos spread to people who made the later shift, as everything was left unfinished

[Vidmaster7]

hardly at all. I suppose it could if i let it. I just do what I can if I can't I say o well. not like there is anyone around to yell at me.

[Kileanna]

Good for you. I'd rather do the work of three people than having another two around being total jerks.

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah well I've worked enough service industry jobs to know that no one cares if your doing the work of three people they will still yell at you if you do the tiniest thing wrong.

Just repeat after me.

I can only do my job not everyone elses.

[Kileanna]

Yeah, I know that, but I tend to overload myself with work.

About making mistakes, I tend not to be yelled for them... I tend to be too unforgiving with my own mistakes so my bosses usually say "take it easy" to me.

[Vidmaster7]

Own worst critic eh?

[NobodysHome]

ECHO!

...echo...echo...echo...

[Echo The Bunnyman]

You don't need to repeat it, I heard you the first time. :-)

And to think, I almost went with Ecco The Dolphin.

[The Game Hamster]

So... The church's router went out this morning... So I had to get a new one... AH well, as far as I can determine, that was the router they had when they first got internet, so it lasted them a good long while.

[The Game Hamster]

Went out as I tried to post here no less!

I don't even recall what I was going to say either.

[John Napier 698]

Good afternoon, everyone. Posting from the local library. Only have 3 and a half hours.

[John Napier 698]

The message boards appear to be dead, and I'm bored. I guess I'll pack up and head home for the day, before it starts raining.

[The Game Hamster]

Had to get an extension also... At least they'll reimburse me for this, but man, is this internet better now...