Limey Y Palmwydd Gludiog's page

Longears Investigations Bureau wrote:

NEWSPLOSH:

Someone has crammed a twig into the (non-functioning) keyhole of the main door to the building.

* Perhaps it is a signal to arborial thieves!
* It could be a very poor attempt at lockpicking! (-20 for using improvised tools)
* Maybe it is a Curse Twig!
* Or, terrifiyingly, the wards imprisoning Rochdale Twig Crammer might have failed, and we shall have to quest forth to rediscover the demon-forged weapons that once defeated him, and hope they will still prove effective second time around...

A splinter branch of long gone bloodthirsty cannibalistic druidic cult is back and on look out for sacrifices...

Huh. Maybe I should not take everything the Romans say at a face value?

*goes back to watching video about Roman curses*

'Long gone'

Yes.

Yes, definitely.

Yup.

Nowhere to be seen.

Not here.

By the way, that isn't a giant wicker effigy full of captives. It's... a reed infuser. That is screaming. I'm sure I don't know why!

We don't have this problem in the Reformed Glory Divine Healing Temple of Lludd Llaw Eirent, do we, butties?

No, we don't. Your severed head might end up adorning one of our triliths, but potayto potahto, or whatever the Ancient British equivalent is.

Kajehase, priest of the aesir. wrote:

No... of course we don't... wouldn't dream of it... Honest.

I thought more of Limey-Aep-Chulainn, Britonic druid, but Aesir should do just fine...

We tried, Dragon bach, but the bloody Elder Gods didn't want them, did they? Waste of a bloody altar, that's what it was.