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Thanks, Cap'n. I'll save this so I can smile later. *Gets dressed*


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It should be noted due to Mace Windu's regular role in the doll operas he's definitely not in mint condition. :-)


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Because of the rain all day work is busier than usual.

And all the kids are stir crazy and all the parents pretend like they don't see their kids laying waste to Power Rangers.


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Since I still feel angry, and don't like feeling this way, I'm going to go play Skyrim for a while and kill a bunch of stuff.


John: that is terrible!

I may enjoy playing them in games, but in real life, thieves are terrible people who harm the innocent. I'm so sorry they targeted you, and I'm glad you're (hopefully) going to be able to fix it. If you at all can, I recommend using some sort of method to lodge a complaint immediately, even if it's just an electronic one. I don't know how your bank is set up, so Indont know how possible that is.

God bless you, brother, and I pray things will be resolved, swiftly.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Since I still feel angry, and don't like feeling this way, I'm going to go play Skyrim for a while and kill a bunch of stuff.

May The dragons and trolls quake at your approach.

And then twitch as you drive your mace through the tops of their skulls.

Yes, a bit dark, but hey, It's a rampage!!!

Don't forget to grab their bones and fat, you'd be surprised what doubles for furniture in Skyrim. :-)


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Yay! Just found out what this thread is actually about:

Spoiler:
Seinfeld


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John, I too am sorry to hear that you bank account has been hacked. It has happened to me more than once and it sucks every time.


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magispitt wrote:

Yay! Just found out what this thread is actually about:

** spoiler omitted **

I thought it was about hunting werewolves!!

You guys lied to me!!!

goes looking for crossbow and silver bullet receipts.


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I thought it was about nudity, turnips, lipids, action figures and/or sabres.


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It's not about finding Francis?

Professor X f*#%ing lied to me!


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I say!

Lord Foxglove said something about a bore hunt!

Am I to assume that's a misspelling!

It's not! Oh dear...

Jeffrey! Fetch our bags!

Yes! Of course we'll have tea first!


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John, that sucks. :(
I hope you are able to get that resolved in your favor.


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New board game time!

Giant Size Rummikub.

I guess in case you come across any Icelandic giants and Bjork is unavailable to sing them up some swan underwear (or Swedish maybe? Possibly Norwegian?).

Foreign giants are so complicated!


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They've replaced Let It Go with The Spice Girls on the music system at work.

Captain Yesterday's eye twitches, ever so slightly.


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Took Bleak Falls Barrow and killed the Dragon. Working my way up the mountain to see the Greybeards.


Daggummit. My internet is dead, long live my inernet. Seems something is squirrelly with my router, considering it doesn't seem to do anything more than a 1-bar of signal strength. If it feels like it. And I get lucky. Had to disconnect my phone from the wifi just to post at all.

(No, I can't plug up a land line. 12 feet of phone cord suspended through the air through my living room from my kitchen is too much for me, anymore.)

>.<

Good luck on dragon hunting, John!


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Tonight's gaming session went well. We found out some new exciting information. Time travel weirdness. Now my character is having an existential crisis. (Am I four months old or five years old?! I don't have five years worth of memories, but we were sent five years into the future...which is it?!) She's an élan who was abandoned by her creator with no memories and no explanations, so she doesn't know who she is, what she is, or where she came from. It's great fun since she's like an overgrown toddler running around blowing things up. :P


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~yawns~ Good morning. ~goes to plan some food~


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Well, I'm not happy. I put in for 2 days of vacation this week so I can see some family from out of town. But I'm not getting it. I understand why, we had 2 people quit in the last few days so we're really short-staffed, but I'm not happy. Instead of being able to spend a couple of days with them, now I might get to see them for a few hours. That is, if they don't decide they have to leave earlier than they are currently planning and I wind up not seeing them at all. Annoying. Frustrating.

And the 20 or so a%&&%!@ parents sitting in my lobby drinking beer and being loud doesn't help my mood either. I know that when they finally f@@! off, which will be God knows when, they'll leave a big f&$&ing mess for me to clean up. Tonight is s%~#.


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Your character sounds really interesting, Lynora. I've been into stories with time travel and temporal paradox in a Mage game (I played an Ecstatic mage) and I have a lot of fun. I always loved time travel games.
In RoW my GM made a homebrew part that also involved some sort of messing with the time flow (it fitted my Time Witch theme) and it was a great part.
When done in the right way, messing with Time can make very interesting stories.


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Sharoth wrote:
~yawns~ Good morning. ~goes to plan some food~

Ditto.


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Sharoth wrote:
~yawns~ Good morning. ~goes to plan some food~

I've got a lobby full of jackholes you can eat. Please come and take them, Mr. Dragon.


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And now, back to your irregularly unscheduled punning.


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John, if I can be of any assistance, feel free to shoot me a PM.

Almost Midnight, and I'm bored out of my mind. I *should* be doing some DPR calculations, but . . . . Meh.

Been listening to a lot of Soundgarden and Audioslave this evening. The music and lyrics are as poignant as ever -- perhaps even moreso, now.

melancholy durdling


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What lies on the ocean floor and twitches uncontrollably? A nervous wreck!


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I watched a show about beavers last night. It was the best dam documentary I've ever seen.


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A quick poem for your "enjoyment":

I dig,
You dig,
We dig,
He digs,
She digs,
They dig.

It may not be beautiful, but it sure is deep.


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I think becoming a vegan is a big missed steak.


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Want to know how to make your own Holy Water? Just boil the Hell out of it.


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Two wi-fi antennas got married last night. The ceremony was fine, but the reception was incredible.


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It's not nice to make fun of fat people, we have enough on our plates as it is.


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Why didn't the teddy bear finish his dinner? Because he was stuffed!


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Two egotists had a fight. It was I for an I.


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A man walked into a butcher shop and said "I'd like a pair of bull testicles please." The butcher said "So would I".


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Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life.


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Why don't computer programmers like going outside? There are too many bugs.


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If I could just figure out how the Earth rotates it would really make my day.


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Nurse: "Doctor, I have the list of heart, kidney, and liver donors. They're sorted by blood type, age, and alphabetically."

Doctor: "Thank you, this is very well organ-ized."


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Doctor: "You are obese."
Patient: "I want a second opinion."
Doctor: "Okay, you're ugly too."


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If Princess Leia married a certain scruffy-looking nerf herder, would he become Han Married?


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Want to know the secret of a great space-themed party? You have to planet.


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Why was the tomato red? He saw the salad dressing.


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I know a few jokes about leeches, but they all suck.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~yawns~ Good morning. ~goes to plan some food~
I've got a lobby full of jackholes you can eat. Please come and take them, Mr. Dragon.

~horrified look~ What? That would be WRONG*!!! Besides, I would get indigestion at best or some sickness at worse. Eating jackholes is bad for a dragons health.

* As in wrong to my stomach and taste buds.


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Sharoth wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~yawns~ Good morning. ~goes to plan some food~
I've got a lobby full of jackholes you can eat. Please come and take them, Mr. Dragon.

~horrified look~ What? That would be WRONG*!!! Besides, I would get indigestion at best or some sickness at worse. Eating jackholes is bad for a dragons health.

* As in wrong to my stomach and taste buds.

You could always just chew them up a bit a then spit them back out. Or use them a target practice for your breath weapon. Either would be fine with me.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~yawns~ Good morning. ~goes to plan some food~
I've got a lobby full of jackholes you can eat. Please come and take them, Mr. Dragon.

~horrified look~ What? That would be WRONG*!!! Besides, I would get indigestion at best or some sickness at worse. Eating jackholes is bad for a dragons health.

* As in wrong to my stomach and taste buds.

You could always just chew them up a bit a then spit them back out. Or use them a target practice for your breath weapon. Either would be fine with me.

~brushes my teeth, rinses with mouthwash, and takes a mint~ Ok. I am ready to breath on them.


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Are you betting on them being allergic to mint, much like Duamerthrax the Indestructible?


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Kileanna wrote:

Your character sounds really interesting, Lynora. I've been into stories with time travel and temporal paradox in a Mage game (I played an Ecstatic mage) and I have a lot of fun. I always loved time travel games.

In RoW my GM made a homebrew part that also involved some sort of messing with the time flow (it fitted my Time Witch theme) and it was a great part.
When done in the right way, messing with Time can make very interesting stories.

We got tossed to our current location through a magical storm, so this is definitely an interesting twist. And now we know why we didn't find any other survivors from the shipwreck. They're all in the past! :)

Time travel can get confusing pretty quick, but when done well, it's really fun too. A time witch sounds like a cool character concept. That sounds really fun.


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Went to speak with the Greybeards, then wiped out a bandit camp on the mountain, just past the bridge.

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