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O.o
Wow.

Edit: It's too hot today to be dressed.


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Kajehase wrote:
132 SKr for 2D. About €13.

huh...its around the same here 100 kr, 2D (13.5€). 120 kr (16€) 3D

Edit: *Looks up* *Jaw drops and his eyes grow to the size of dinner plates*


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And I thought it was expensive here...
I guess it's also relative as I think the average income in Spain is also lower.


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D&D is back again. We're all riding a giant talking slug through a caustic lake.


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Remember kids!

When the giant slug demands payment at the end of your journey. Feed it the most useless member of the party. Which is always the Rogue, unless you also have a Monk. In which case, save some time and feed it both of them.


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Limeylongears wrote:
D&D is back again. We're all riding a giant talking slug through a caustic lake.

Its really nice, that such a strange sentence, can still fill me with child-like joy, wonder and giddy.


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It makes me want to ride a giant slug.

And Cap made me want to feed it the Swashbuckler from S&S. Not useless, just didn't make his saving throws xD


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I have already been harassed by jellyfishes of all sizes and colors. I have been swallowed by an anemone... twice.
Now you want to feed me to a giant talking slug? I refuse!


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I haven't been to that branch for so long, that I forgot that they closed at 2 PM. What time did I get there? Four. *sigh* Time to go play more Skyrim. :(


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John Napier 698 wrote:
I haven't been to that branch for so long, that I forgot that they closed at 2 PM. What time did I get there? Four. *sigh* Time to go play more Skyrim. :(

That sucks.

*Pats John on the back*


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Thanks, Kjeldorn.


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Kileanna wrote:
It makes me want to ride a giant slug.

So... she shows up at naked at the top of the page and then posts this. That's a double... triple... ah, heck, I can't count that high-entendre!


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4! Ah hahahaha!!!


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The Count, Math Addict wrote:
4! Ah hahahaha!!!

crashes into thread through window, shoves stake into the heart of the count

Know final death thing of evil!


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Kileanna wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Is there anything the words "Producto de españa" doesn't automatically improve? Because I haven't found whatever it is.
Rock music.

I could tell you about one or two decent rock groups in Spain, but most if them just suck.

Even the best ones cannot be compared to some of the mediocre ones from other places.

Well, you have some serious acousic guitar skills to make up for it.


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Freehold DM wrote:
The Count, Math Addict wrote:
4! Ah hahahaha!!!

crashes into thread through window, shoves stake into the heart of the count

Know final death thing of evil!

That doesn't add up.


Kileanna wrote:

I like beer more than wine anyway, but if I cannot get Estrella Galicia (that has a very affordable price) I'd rather go for a germanic brand. 1907, the toasted version of Estrella Galicia is pretty good.

By the way, where are you from? I didn't expect Estrella Galicia to be a thing out of Spain (as it's almost impossible to get one if you go to Madrid. Those fools from the capital only drink Mahou, which is a bad attempt of beer).

I'm from San Francisco, but it's really not a common beer here, either. I have it because I work in a place that wants to be an import store, and I've never seen it elsewhere.

It doesn't really sell. We've tried out another Spanish beer (forget the name), and that didn't sell, either. Neither did the Portuguese beer we once carried. The Italian beers we have do amazing, though.

Ah, well. Spain does plenty of wine sales for us.


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I guess his number was up...

About Ace of Base... While there is much about their success that is strange and hilarious, the main cause of their success was exports...


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NobodysHome wrote:
Kileanna wrote:
It makes me want to ride a giant slug.

So... she shows up at naked at the top of the page and then posts this. That's a double... triple... ah, heck, I can't count that high-entendre!

As much as I love to play with double entendre this wasn't one of those times.

By riding a giant slug I really meant it. Nothing else.


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Slowest slimiest ride ever.


Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

I like beer more than wine anyway, but if I cannot get Estrella Galicia (that has a very affordable price) I'd rather go for a germanic brand. 1907, the toasted version of Estrella Galicia is pretty good.

By the way, where are you from? I didn't expect Estrella Galicia to be a thing out of Spain (as it's almost impossible to get one if you go to Madrid. Those fools from the capital only drink Mahou, which is a bad attempt of beer).

I'm from San Francisco, but it's really not a common beer here, either. I have it because I work in a place that wants to be an import store, and I've never seen it elsewhere.

It doesn't really sell. We've tried out another Spanish beer (forget the name), and that didn't sell, either. Neither did the Portuguese beer we once carried. The Italian beers we have do amazing, though.

Ah, well. Spain does plenty of wine sales for us.

Well, I can understand that it doesn't sell. It sells here because it's more affordable than foreign beers and still kinda good. But it's not good enough to be a best seller worldwide as other beers are.

About wines, if you have the opportunity I recommend you an Albariño white wine and a Mencía as a young red wine. If you like Tempranillo you'd probably like Mencía too. I have to advertise local products xD


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Slowest slimiest ride ever.

And as I am supposedly naked it would be like... uhm...Lady Godiva on a slug? That's bizarre at best.


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Yeah thats a special kind of fetish right there. I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot stick even if I was covered in salt.


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Maybe you could get a giant slug mount for your character. At least that way you can live the dream vicariously. And maybe draw a picture of it as well. (Godiva style optional, unless you ask Freehold who would likely want the slug to be naked as well)


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Isn't the slug already n.. you know what never mind.


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Why should the slug be dressed?
Is a dressed slug a snail?


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At least riding a snail would be less slimy since you could ride the shell.


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I saw a naked slug. Once.

I squished it. Because that's what you do when you find a f!&!ing slug in your garden.


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Ahh, I got the reaction I was hoping for. That feels good.


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Deep Thoughts, By Cap Yesterday wrote:

I saw a naked slug. Once.

I squished it. Because that's what you do when you find a f$%!ing slug in your garden.

That required your deep thought alias ?


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I remember a school trip outdoors when we found the biggest squishiest slug ever. For some reason I found it cute because I was the kind of kid who liked playing wit bugs. Then another kid, who was my best friend, came with a big flat rock and let it fall on the slug.
We were all covered in slug. It wasn't pretty.


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Just remember, boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.


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Do you know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it!


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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."


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This doesn't feel like FaWtL until puns start.


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A group of termites march into a saloon and ask "Is the bar tender here?"


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What is the computer's favorite snack? Microchips!


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The bartender says sorry we don't serve faster then light particles here. A neutrino walks into a bar.


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How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan.


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How many French people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but it must be a pretty big light bulb.


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I owe my life to sidewalks. They've kept me off the streets for years.


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If your check to the exorcist bounces, do you get repossessed?


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What bees make the best milk? Boo-bees!

(Boo-bees is also how you scare a bunch of bees.)


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I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side.


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Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work.


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Actually my personal favorite walks into a bar joke.

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"


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What do you get if you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid!


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What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!


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A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage, but he lost his case.


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37 consonants, 25 vowels, a comma, and a question mark went to court today. They are due to be sentenced next week.

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