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I must get nekkid now.


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No puns and my top page topless ninja'ed?
I'm not happy.


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Neither is Captain Yesterday, Boob Brained.


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This has totes turned into the pun thread.


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Kileanna wrote:

No puns and my top page topless ninja'ed?

I'm not happy.

Puns will likely return tomorrow, and as for getting nekkid, just post like 45 more times real quick and get top of the next page. Easy.


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Me, I simply choose to ignore the puns. It's less painful for me.


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Or just get nekkid anyways. We won't mind.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Me, I simply choose to ignore the puns. It's less painful for me.

Hey! I make sure not to post the really bad ones.


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I love silly puns. But I have to admit I have to read some of them twice to catch them. Some of them have a lot to do with pronunciation and I mispronounce many words in English.


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Yeah puns definitely don't translate well.


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I promised no puns, but I didn't say no jokes!!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi decide to have a contest to see who was best. They decided to each go into the woods, find a bear, and try to convert it. A few days later they met to discuss their results.

The priest said "I read the Holy Catechism to the bear, sprinkled it with holy water, and next week is it's first Communion."

The minister said "I found a bear by a stream, preach God's Holy Word to it, and it let me baptize it then and there."

The rabbi, who is lying in a hospital bed in full body cast said "Well, in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have started with the circumcision."


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That one I like.


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*Sighs and puts away canvas and paints as he didn't get to immortalise a naked Kile this morning*

Mornin by the way.


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Naked Kileanna.

The character, not me!

What did you expect? XD


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Ill wait till i'm off work to check out that link >.>


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You have probably already seen it. I had already posted it.


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Kileanna wrote:

Naked Kileanna.

The character, not me!

What did you expect? XD

*Looks at picture, blushes, but saves a sketch for later "use"*


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Kjeldorn wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

Naked Kileanna.

The character, not me!

What did you expect? XD

*Looks at picture, blushes, but saves a sketch for "use"*

TMI!!! TMI!!!


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What does TMI mean?


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To much Information (And I get to feel like a Teen-aged girl from the 90's when I say it.)

(and ninja'ed V)

*Vanishes*


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I would guess "To much Information" ^^ .

Edit: damn ninja'ed by 41 seconds.


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Not such thing as too much information exits. I'm a curious person xD


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o_O if you say so.


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I'm difficult to take to the point where I think something is too much information.
I am most the kind of people who usually speaks too much.


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Again, as promised no puns, but another quick joke:

Mother: Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?
Son: My name is Paul.


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T.T My mom used to call me Amalia too often! (And that's not my name)


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A bunch of old people around our neighborhood call me Steve, which isn't even close to my name, and I've been shoveling their sidewalks for ten years (for free of course).

Worked for an old blind guy when I was ten that would pay me fifty cents to do work around his house (like dredging his enormous pond with racist lawn decorations all around it) that called me Jerry, which is slightly closer to my name.

Scarab Sages

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I had a boss who always called me Liliana. I stopped correcting him when I realized he got angry when I did so I decided to go by the name of Liliana.
I found it so funny that I decided that someday I'd create a RPG character called Liliana. That was the closest I ever was to name a character after myself, something that I never liked.
As my name is uncommon in Spain (through very popular in arabic countries) most people call me different names, Sheila and Layla being the most frequent, but also Lydia, Lela, Leia (I'm specially fond of this one even though I am a Stormtrooper at heart), Delia...


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Another time a woman called me Manoli and accused me of going to bed with her husband. If I decided to use a fake name to seduce men I'd choose something exotic and elegant, not Manoli.
I had to show my ID card to her so she believed that I wasn't the person she believed.

Edit: *Looks to her aliases to check if there's a Manoli one*
*Is relieved to see that there's no Manoli*
I'm still innocent, fortunately.


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I've been called many things by many people.

You might be surprised to know, I had a lot of nicknames growing up and in school :-)


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No... I would have never imagined it from Mr. Alias.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
I'm back. Just paid for another month of Hotspot time, so I can post as much as I want. And, as much as I was missed these past two days, I missed being here just as much. :)
You're not going to f!#& my lawn too are you. :-)
No.

I've seen videos at work that start this way.


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Kileanna wrote:

Naked Kileanna.

The character, not me!

What did you expect? XD

this is a great day.


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*Yawn* 'Morning, everyone.


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I've been awake for three hours already.


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I went to bed at around 2 AM. My shift ends as 12 Midnight, and I typically get home at around 1:15. So, 10 AM gave me 8 hours.


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You guys and your kooky east coast time zone.


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I'd be just as tired if I were in Wisconsin.


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I was up to 1:30 myself last night.

Something about time flying when you're playing video games for the first time in over two weeks because Tiny T-Rex is finally over his pneumonia.

But, it's physically impossible for me to sleep in past 6:30. :-)

"I have recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open... god, am I tired!" - Dale Gribble, King Of The Hill.


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I'm glad that your son is better now. :)


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I'm glad that Tiny T-Rex is better!


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On the plus side, I'm this close to finding that Mercer a@&&~*& who betrayed me and spelling "Francis" with his entrails across the snow.

Assuming that's allowed in Skyrim... looks for "activate entrails" command.


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Or, just kill all his associates and do the same with their bodies. This is Skyrim so it should be possible.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I was up to 1:30 myself last night.

Something about time flying when you're playing video games for the first time in over two weeks because Tiny T-Rex is finally over his pneumonia.

But, it's physically impossible for me to sleep in past 6:30. :-)

"I have recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open... god, am I tired!" - Dale Gribble, King Of The Hill.

I'm glad to hear he's feeling better.


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captain yesterday wrote:
You guys and your kooky east coast time zone.

east coast time is superior time.

But Wisconsin has milkmaids so there is that...


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Glad to hear Tiny T- Rex is doing better. :)


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On the subject of names, my real life first name, while perfectly common in Russia, is not at all common here. (Yes, I was named after a character in dr zhivago, yes I do hate the character in question.) So I have been called every variation under the sun to the point that I've stopped even trying to correct people. I even tried using my nickname exclusively on the grounds that it was shorter so had a better chance to be remembered. How wrong I was. It just kicked off a new round of weird misremembered names.

Sigh. My online name is so much easier. :/


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That's just sad. I, at least, make an effort to remember, and say correctly, the names of my friends. :)


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Kileanna, now's your chance to be first. Just make a couple of posts seconds apart. Even if it's only a period. Do it now. NOW!


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Hey hey, everyone.

Good morning, afternoon, or evening.

So finally got my guests out of the house. How's everyone doing?

Good to hear that Tiny-TR is getting over his pneumonia, Cap.

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