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OK. Just have to get it off my chest:
Developer Team: These labs are tested, formatted, and ready for final run-through.
Joe (and his manager): This lab fails on step 2. And the formatting is completely wrong. WTF?
DT: Why are you guys so picky? We got the labs out on time! That's all that matters, right?
I'm seriously in a firing mood right now...
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You have five minutes while I go to the john.
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Do your jobs, d**n you! Your jobs!!!!
(Seriously. You'd think that paying 6-figure salaries to let people work from home, we'd get more competent candidates. But as lisamarlene says, the huge salary is more about dealing with the incompetence of your co-workers and the indifference of upper management than it is actually doing something fundamentally valuable...)
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It is 92 degrees.
Freehold is going into hibernation mode.
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I keep writing thongs instead of things aaaall the time. I wonder what would a psychoanalyst said about that.And now I've read «Lingery smite» instead of «Lingering smite».
I don't know what's happening to me today but I blame Freehold for no reason.
it can't be me. I'm hibernating.
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Maybe that's why you are to be blamed?
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I keep writing thongs instead of things aaaall the time. I wonder what would a psychoanalyst said about that.And now I've read «Lingery smite» instead of «Lingering smite».
I don't know what's happening to me today but I blame Freehold for no reason.
Incidentally, is this smiting in lingerie, smiting with lingerie or smiting lingerie itself?
I feel it's important that we know.
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I keep writing thongs instead of things aaaall the time. I wonder what would a psychoanalyst said about that.And now I've read «Lingery smite» instead of «Lingering smite».
I don't know what's happening to me today but I blame Freehold for no reason.Incidentally, is this smiting in lingerie, smiting with lingerie or smiting lingerie itself?
I feel it's important that we know.
smiting in lingerie gets Kjeldorns seal of approval.
smiting lingerie itself gets Kjeldorns seal of approval (as long as said wearer of the lingerie remains un-smitten/smotten).
smiting with lingerie gets Kjeldorns seal of approval (as long as said target of lingerie-smiting would look good is said lingerie).
Approval all around, am I not merciful?
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What about everything at the same time?
Smiting lingery with lingery in lingery. Why choosing if you can have it all?
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What about everything at the same time?
Smiting lingery with lingery in lingery. Why choosing if you can have it all?
*Kjeldorn blue-screens from lingerie overload - (.)(.) Error - Memory dump + commence drooling*
I keep writing thongs instead of things aaaall the time. I wonder what would a psychoanalyst said about that.
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Comments one does not expect to find in a purportedly ready-for-production lab:
"This lab came from xxx but I cannot make any sense of it. I don’t know why we are adding things like Sales Resource Hierarchy to create a pivot table and why we are unchecking thing we just selected in the previous step such as Running Sum Option. I also get no data result from this lab."
As a special favor, for FaWtLiers only, if it is funded I'll consider not posting any puns for a day.
Maybe.
But I like puns!!!
I feel bad because I'd love to help but as someone who has €30 to finish the month I know it would be a bad idea.
I need summer to come soon so I can get more work and more money but right now I'm broke.
Yeah!
Those guys are pretty awesome in general, and I highly recommend supporting them, any of you who can!
Chris Cornell of Audioslave, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog. dies at age 52.
I'm so sorry to hear this.
:(
Peace to his loved ones.
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Captain Yesterday's What's Easier To Do Then You Think. Or Rather, Never Considered To Think About How Hard It Was, But Now That You Have You Have To Try It.
Put your head down in defeat upon a notebook, and with your eyes closed write "Mozz Sticks" on it above your head.
It comes out surprisingly legible.
Join us next time for Manscaping In The Birdbath.
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I kinda wonder what happened to the Spoony Experiment. It's been months since the latest video.
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Icy has passed all his exams. He can rest for a few days, and then his summer courses begin.
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Guess I'll stay in the southwestern parts of the country for a bit longer.
Seriously every good idea gets shot down these days, even though this has happened unpaid quite often at the stable where I work (unfortunately I don't get those breaks...) *cries into his coffee*
I kinda wonder what happened to the Spoony Experiment. It's been months since the latest video.
If you look him up on YouTube (he has, like, three channels, there), I suspect you'll find a recent LiveWire i.e. his live stream let's plays. That's how it has been for a while, at least. I was never that interested in his livestreaming: too much cursing, not really entertaining (compared to his scripted bits), he rarely does games I'm interested in,, and too long to follow. But it seems to be the thing he has mostly switched to, these days.
EDIT: no, I went and checked - his YouTube has been fallow for four months, too. Huh. His Twitter is pretty active, though, including a Tweet from three hours ago. So it seems he is fine?
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Three days before Pea Bear's spring chorus concert she comes to us with a problem. She can't find her solid black leggings or whatever they're called that she absolutely had to wear. She checked her dresser and closet and they're nowhere. "No problem, they're probably in your basket of clean clothes you need to put away or in your basket of dirty clothes you need to wash. Just put away and wash your laundry and they'll turn up" the General said, every single day. The night of the concert rolls around and Pea Bear is in a panic, she still can't find them! "Did you wash and put away your laundry" " well, no" "did you look through the basket of clean laundry" "no..." *exasperated sigh!*
She finally settled on her black leggings with shamrocks on the bottom and wore tall boots.
Of course, it was a non issue as only five out of how many kids wore straight black leggings.
The next day, Pea Bear gets dressed for school and comes out of her room wearing straight black leggings. "Where did you find those then" Pea Bear (meekly) "in my dresser" I laugh in resigned exasperation as the General turns a bright shade of red with smoke emerging from her ears that can only be achieved by cartoons or parenting teenagers.
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Cold and grumpy weather makes Captain Yesterday cold and grumpy.
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Cold and grumpy weather makes Captain Yesterday cold and grumpy.
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Cold and grumpy weather makes Captain Yesterday cold and grumpy.
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Cold and grumpy weather makes Captain Yesterday cold and grumpy.
Martha!?!
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I'm back. Just paid for another month of Hotspot time, so I can post as much as I want. And, as much as I was missed these past two days, I missed being here just as much. :)
You're not going to f!+@ my lawn too are you. :-)
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I was going to change my avatar but then I realized I was the only one as Yosemite Fire Giant Sam. :-)
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That's just cap's way of saying he kmissed you.
We all did, John. :D
EDIT: look, we can all agree that my typing record on mobile devices is not stellar. Like now, actually, considering all the autocorrect I've had to correct just to make this a sentence.
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That's just cap's way of saying he kissed you.
We all did, John. :D
I most certainly was not saying that. I'm sure he's a catch, but I'm married and all. :-)
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Smoochie smoochie!
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That's the sexiest avatar I have ever seen.
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I want too!
Smoochie smoochie!
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That's the sexiest avatar I have ever seen.
I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but...
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Daggummit. XD
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No.I'm back. Just paid for another month of Hotspot time, so I can post as much as I want. And, as much as I was missed these past two days, I missed being here just as much. :)You're not going to f!#& my lawn too are you. :-)
Oh, go on.