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The van pulled up behind me.
Turned out it was a cop who had been trying to ticket me for speeding.
My attempt to get the h*** out of his way so impressed him that he let me off with a warning. He was laughing pretty hard when I said, "I thought you were an ambulance and I was trying to get out of your way!"
All that weird swerving and ducking suddenly made perfect sense, and probably made his night.
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TOZ wrote:Or when they don't trust emergency services to actually be in an emergency situation and just think the personnel are trying to get around traffic.I've seen cops go lights and sirens for food before.
I once saw a cop on a bicycle pull over a camaro for racing.
That Guy never lived it down. But in fairness to him he got stuck behind an old lady in an Oldsmobile, and we called that cop Robocop for a reason. :-)
Tacticslion |
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Freehold DM wrote:TOZ wrote:Or when they don't trust emergency services to actually be in an emergency situation and just think the personnel are trying to get around traffic.I've seen cops go lights and sirens for food before.I once saw a cop on a bicycle pull over a camaro for racing.
That Guy never lived it down. But in fairness to him he got stuck behind an old lady in an Oldsmobile, and we called that cop Robocop for a reason. :-)
Of course he was awesome.
He rides a bike.
Was the bike on fire?
EDIT: Ninja NHs ruining a perfectly simple post... XD
Tacticslion |
Tacticslion wrote:Assassination ClassroomWhat the heck is this, I don't even.
How am I supposed to feel about this, Ep:17.
>:I
I mean, really.
EDIT:
EP 18: IF YOU DO THIS, OH MY WORD, I SWEAR
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
... and now I gotta stop and go to TKD. dangit-
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gran rey de los mono |
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NobodysHome wrote:** spoiler omitted **I'm not sure whether this is "politics" or not, so just to be safe I'll spoiler it:
** spoiler omitted **
gran rey de los mono |
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Now I'm watching Your Lie in April, which is much more enjoyable, if wretchedly predictable. This is usually my trouble with anime. I read so much manga that a lot of anime frustrates me because it takes so much longer to watch it than to read it. :P
Still, the music makes this story worth watching instead of reading so I can be a little more patient with it for that alone.Freehold, I'll try reading Death Note. The idea seemed good, but the show was sooooooo slow I was losing my mind. :)
I love Your Lie in April. Predictable, sure. But still good.
NobodysHome |
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Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."
Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...
4 Out of 10 Doctors |
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Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."
Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...
We recommend standing on your head.
It probably won't work, but we really need to laugh, so...
Or have some spicy hot soup, which will clear the sinuses (though not as entertaining for us).
Uncle Teddy |
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NobodysHome wrote:Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."
Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...
We recommend standing on your head.
It probably won't work, but we really need to laugh, so...
Or have some spicy hot soup, which will clear the sinuses (though not as entertaining for us).
How about standing on his head while eating spicy hot soup?
Tacticslion |
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4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:How about standing on his head while eating spicy hot soup?NobodysHome wrote:Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."
Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...
We recommend standing on your head.
It probably won't work, but we really need to laugh, so...
Or have some spicy hot soup, which will clear the sinuses (though not as entertaining for us).
A wild Teddy appears! It uses Extra Brutality! It's super effective!
Rosita the Riveter |
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I can tell how much you love your boss xD
Rosita the Riveter wrote:WOOOOOOOOOWMy boss got fired today.
There was much rejoicing.
Best park is, he pretty much got fired specifically for being a jerk. His boss got sick and tired of HR contacting him about various complaints, and his efforts to de-assholify the boss were to insufficient avail.
Tacticslion |
W-why is my FFT glitching out?!
Please, oh, please don't let my saves have been corrupted on my iPad...
I mean, I haven't even done any cheating or editing or anything to cause this to happen*!
* Granted, that's because they fixed a few of the glitches, and the iPad is locked up too tight to allow that sort of thing, but still...
EDIT: On an unrelated note: why, exactly is it programmed to "save" your game immediately before you die? Just so you can load and have the privilege of losing again?
Dang it...
No: it's because it auto-saves any time you leave the game, rewinding to a few seconds before, and a loss counts as a "leave" as it boots you out to the beginning: it just seems like they might have made an exception for that considering it literally only saves juuuust far enough back to watch the enemy land the killing blow again. >:I
EDIT 2: Alright, well, as of the reload, at least, it seems to be working fine...
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Elbow hag, because apparently monstrous humanoid jerk-familiars are appealing...
is this the mini succubus you were trying to make?