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And gets dressed.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:
You see the lights and hear the siren? You know what those mean? You don't? Well, they mean MOVE YOUR F!&%ING CAR.
I wonder. Just what part of Emergency Vehicle do people not understand?

Probably Emergency, probably...


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Now, now, now, you can't expect people to pull over when they're super busy trying to log onto Facebook to check the news feed or status update to find out where the ambulance that's honking at them is going.

Shadow Lodge

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Or when they don't trust emergency services to actually be in an emergency situation and just think the personnel are trying to get around traffic.


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NobodysHome's Story Time:
When I was a young punker in Berkeley, I was driving my 1970 Volvo down Shattuck at night when a big van behind me suddenly started up its lights and its siren. We were in the right lane with a bunch of parked cars, so I swerved left. It swerved behind me. Crap! I sped up and got into the very next left turn lane. It followed me! Double crap! I took the turn really hard so I wouldn't slow them down, spotted a clear space to the side of the road, and pulled over in record time.

The van pulled up behind me.

Turned out it was a cop who had been trying to ticket me for speeding.

My attempt to get the h*** out of his way so impressed him that he let me off with a warning. He was laughing pretty hard when I said, "I thought you were an ambulance and I was trying to get out of your way!"

All that weird swerving and ducking suddenly made perfect sense, and probably made his night.


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You and your vehicular luck again, NH.

seethes mightily

A few weeks ago I got stopped -- for doing something completely legal.

shakes fist


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TOZ wrote:
Or when they don't trust emergency services to actually be in an emergency situation and just think the personnel are trying to get around traffic.

I've seen cops go lights and sirens for food before.


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Tiny T-Rex has predictably turned the garden into a dinosaur excavation.

Looks like it's break time for me. :-)


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Freehold DM wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Or when they don't trust emergency services to actually be in an emergency situation and just think the personnel are trying to get around traffic.
I've seen cops go lights and sirens for food before.

I once saw a cop on a bicycle pull over a camaro for racing.

That Guy never lived it down. But in fairness to him he got stuck behind an old lady in an Oldsmobile, and we called that cop Robocop for a reason. :-)


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Of course he was awesome.

He rides a bike.

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Was the bike on fire?


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:

You and your vehicular luck again, NH.

seethes mightily

A few weeks ago I got stopped -- for doing something completely legal.

shakes fist

Ever since lisamarlene accused me of having the demeanor of Santa Claus, even when grumpy, so many things have made so much more sense...


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captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Or when they don't trust emergency services to actually be in an emergency situation and just think the personnel are trying to get around traffic.
I've seen cops go lights and sirens for food before.

I once saw a cop on a bicycle pull over a camaro for racing.

That Guy never lived it down. But in fairness to him he got stuck behind an old lady in an Oldsmobile, and we called that cop Robocop for a reason. :-)

Freehold DM wrote:

Of course he was awesome.

He rides a bike.

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Was the bike on fire?

"THIS! BIKE! IS-ON-FI-YER~!"

EDIT: Ninja NHs ruining a perfectly simple post... XD


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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!

So.

I was in the car. Thinking to myself. "Man, it was hard at the time, but now that it's over, TKD wasn't really so bad. I feel pretty great, now!"

... and then I tried to stand.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH~!

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh man, am I out of shape.


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You should work with me in the garden, that'll get you in shape. :-)


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Was the bike on fire?

It was not, though he did have a super adorable little light and siren on the handlebars.


Tacticslion wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Assassination Classroom

What the heck is this, I don't even.

How am I supposed to feel about this, Ep:17.

>:I

I mean, really.

EDIT:

EP 18: IF YOU DO THIS, OH MY WORD, I SWEAR

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

... and now I gotta stop and go to TKD. dangit-

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


The first season's opening just made me tear up. >:I


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About to close up shop and go home. Good night, everybody.


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G'night, John! :D


Tacticslion wrote:
The first season's opening just made me tear up. >:I

So many daggum onions!

Q.Q

WHY DOES THIS FEEL TRAIN HAVE NO BREAKS


Assassination Classroom:

Dang it! There is no Season 2 on Crunchy Roll! Whhhyyyyyyyyy-?


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The clock says it is time to get ready for bed. The kitty says, shhh, stay put I'm sleeping. You can read just one more chapter....


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Pretty sure I found a Simpsons reference in the Nesmian Plains Gazetteer in Trail Of The Hunted. :-)


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Kajehase wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

I'm not sure whether this is "politics" or not, so just to be safe I'll spoiler it:

** spoiler omitted **
** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
I've carried a pocketknife almost every day since I was in 5th or 6th grade and never had a problem. Everyone knew I had it as I would use it to sharpen a pencil or trim an offending fingernail during class often. Even with the "zero tolerance" policy in high school, I never got in trouble for having it (neither did almost anyone else) and on a couple of occasions the principal asked me if I had it so he could open a box.

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lynora wrote:

Now I'm watching Your Lie in April, which is much more enjoyable, if wretchedly predictable. This is usually my trouble with anime. I read so much manga that a lot of anime frustrates me because it takes so much longer to watch it than to read it. :P

Still, the music makes this story worth watching instead of reading so I can be a little more patient with it for that alone.

Freehold, I'll try reading Death Note. The idea seemed good, but the show was sooooooo slow I was losing my mind. :)

I love Your Lie in April. Predictable, sure. But still good.


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My boss got fired today.

There was much rejoicing.


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I can tell how much you love your boss xD


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Rosita the Riveter wrote:

My boss got fired today.

There was much rejoicing.

WOOOOOOOOOW


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It's Thursday!?! How did it become Thursday!! My brain told me it was Wednesday. >:-(>


... that's real.


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Q.Q

*sniff*

Not watching it, but the third episode of Occult Academy is "MIKAZE Blows Through"...

*sniff*

Q.Q


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sips breakfast juice, weeps quietly


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Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."

Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...


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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Today wrote:
It's Thursday!?! How did it become Thursday!! My brain told me it was Wednesday. >:-(>

Wait a minute, it's Thursday!! That means a new episode of Fargo is on ITunes!!!

I'm starting to catch up. :-)


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NobodysHome wrote:

Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."

Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...

We recommend standing on your head.

It probably won't work, but we really need to laugh, so...

Or have some spicy hot soup, which will clear the sinuses (though not as entertaining for us).


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4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."

Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...

We recommend standing on your head.

It probably won't work, but we really need to laugh, so...

Or have some spicy hot soup, which will clear the sinuses (though not as entertaining for us).

How about standing on his head while eating spicy hot soup?


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'Morning everybody.


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'Morning, John!


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Uncle Teddy wrote:
4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Ugh. What I thought was a stronger-than-usual bout of allergies has developed into a full blown sinus-and-lungs infection. Everybody's favorite! "Oh, if you lie down then the post-nasal drip will render your throat unusable, but if you sit up the pressure will build up in your head until you feel like exploding."

Many, many meds today. And the day off work, but given the choice between feeling this crappy and working, give me work any day...

We recommend standing on your head.

It probably won't work, but we really need to laugh, so...

Or have some spicy hot soup, which will clear the sinuses (though not as entertaining for us).

How about standing on his head while eating spicy hot soup?

A wild Teddy appears! It uses Extra Brutality! It's super effective!


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New season of Fargo is f@%@ing awesome!!


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Kileanna wrote:
I can tell how much you love your boss xD
Freehold DM wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:

My boss got fired today.

There was much rejoicing.

WOOOOOOOOOW

Best park is, he pretty much got fired specifically for being a jerk. His boss got sick and tired of HR contacting him about various complaints, and his efforts to de-assholify the boss were to insufficient avail.


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What goes around, comes around.


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Elbow hag, because apparently monstrous humanoid jerk-familiars are appealing...


W-why is my FFT glitching out?!

Please, oh, please don't let my saves have been corrupted on my iPad...

I mean, I haven't even done any cheating or editing or anything to cause this to happen*!

* Granted, that's because they fixed a few of the glitches, and the iPad is locked up too tight to allow that sort of thing, but still...

EDIT: On an unrelated note: why, exactly is it programmed to "save" your game immediately before you die? Just so you can load and have the privilege of losing again?

Dang it...

No: it's because it auto-saves any time you leave the game, rewinding to a few seconds before, and a loss counts as a "leave" as it boots you out to the beginning: it just seems like they might have made an exception for that considering it literally only saves juuuust far enough back to watch the enemy land the killing blow again. >:I

EDIT 2: Alright, well, as of the reload, at least, it seems to be working fine...


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Off to get the General and go to Tiny T-Rex's music program.

Should be fun. :-)


Good luck to them!


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Drejk wrote:
Elbow hag, because apparently monstrous humanoid jerk-familiars are appealing...

is this the mini succubus you were trying to make?


I see you created anti-Maddie...

She seems a little pretty for a hag... but it's an awesome creature!


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Not exactly. It came of its own, but some of the ideas seeped through.

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