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That doesn't really seem like a fair swap.
However, an Exchange of Sexeys involving, say, Christine Hendricks*, or La Minaj**, would be an excellent way of promoting Transatlantic understanding.
* Note to self: Hendricks has an 'r' in it.
** Second note to self: Possibly the Exchange of Sexeys comes afterwards (if we're lucky) and I need to think up a different phrase...
*** Third (EDITED) note to self: Whatever happens, I am clearly stripped, primed and READY FOR ACTION.
I have East India membership.
I thought that ran out somewhen around 1857?
Or maybe Buckminster Fuller was right and the US just a puppet of the malign and omnipresent East India Company OMGOMGOMGOMG GET ME DAVID ICKE'S NUMBER RIGHT NOW!
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I had always thought the East India Trading Co. was just a front to cover up Nicholas Cage's early cross Atlantic depredations.
You know, on account of him being a vampire and all.
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Vampires can't be caught on film. Everyone knows that.
He's a Wight.
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Had to do an office run. Now, I need a nap.
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He's the head vampire, he doesn't abide by Van Helsing's helpful guide to blood sucking a#!#!%$s... or whatever that book was called, the one with Keanu Reeves.. The Lost Boys! That's it!
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That doesn't really seem like a fair swap.
However, an Exchange of Sexeys involving, say, Christine Hendricks*, or La Minaj**, would be an excellent way of promoting Transatlantic understanding.
* Note to self: Hendricks has an 'r' in it.
** Second note to self: Possibly the Exchange of Sexeys comes afterwards (if we're lucky) and I need to think up a different phrase...
*** Third (EDITED) note to self: Whatever happens, I am clearly stripped, primed and READY FOR ACTION.I have East India membership.I thought that ran out somewhen around 1857?
Or maybe Buckminster Fuller was right and the US just a puppet of the malign and omnipresent East India Company OMGOMGOMGOMG GET ME DAVID ICKE'S NUMBER RIGHT NOW!
chummer, you will get Christina Hendricks over my cold, dead body. There is noone in England that in would exchange for her.
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This is America, we'll just steal her back after the exchange.
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HeLLo!
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GooD bYe!
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Dammit!
I was feeling peckish, but he's already gone....
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How to orchestrate an epic rampage.
1. Attack nest of fire ants in a choke point.
2. Notice legion hit squad coming from other direction.
3. Retreat.
4. Pull out hunting rifle, pop steady.
5. Start sniping ant antennae as legion enters choke point.
6. Pull out mercenary grenade rifle and mop up anything that tries crawling out.
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How long does it take to transfer 8,000+ photos?
An hour, so far...
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Two hours so far...
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First day of Pea Bear's extended play practice (still working on a grown up nickname for her) hard to believe her play is five weeks away. :-)
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The neighbors… hadn’t, thankfully, done the usual by saying that Losley was a pleasant neighbor who’d kept herself to herself. (Always delivered in a tone of voice that suggested that, since keeping oneself to oneself was the single greatest thing one English person could do for another, the suspect ought to be excused whatever psychopathic s*!! they’d visited on other people.)
And in the same book, while they're investigating the case of the Witch of West Ham, Detective Quill says:
“We don’t want to turn this into some sort of witch hunt.”
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When I outline well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who builds a plot for you.
When I edit, yeah I know I’m gonna be
The one excising all the adverbs just for you.
If I research, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who’s learning about you.
And if I get stuck, hey I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the writer getting stuck on you.And I would write five hundred words
And I would write five hundred more
To be the one who gives you all the
Feels you’ve never felt beforeWhen I write heroes, yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who bases them on you.
And when I worldbuild, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who builds a world for you.
When I contract for the book I wrote
I’m gonna sign the whole advance over to you.
When I publish, yeah I know it’s gonna have
It’s gonna have a dedication just for you.
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Me to my players - "I'm going to Veg Fest this weekend. Gonna eat till I explode. May not post much."
A player "I totally didn't read that as Veg fest. Totally changes the meaning."
Me "Better scenario, but less likely for me to eat that in public."
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Me to my players - "I'm going to Veg Fest this weekend. Gonna eat till I explode. May not post much."
A player "I totally didn't read that as Veg fest. Totally changes the meaning."
Me "Better scenario, but less likely for me to eat that in public."
ROTFL!
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Well, I've posted to the Advice forum.
I should really, really know better.
But sometimes I just can't help myself! I'm a helpful guy!
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What is FaWtL?
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What is FaWtL?
Yes.
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Possibly.
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Random thread to hang out. No politics or religion allowed. Be nice.
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It's not Brad Pitt's RPG equivalent to Moneyball, I don't know how people keep assuming it is...
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Be careful, it could be a Doppelganger.
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What is FaWtL?
*throws greeting bacon into the air* Also, be sure to praise Alton Brown and/or Joss Whedon profusely. Freehold in particular loves them.
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Dang, Redbeard can be taught! :)
That was just a copy-and-paste, I'm sure of it.
FaWtL = "Forums are way too long". A thread almost as old as I am. If you dig around enough there are histories posted. It's only 110,000-odd posts. How long could it take to search?
FULL DISCLOSURE: I was born in 1967, but didn't post on FaWtL until what? 2014 or something? But by then FaWtL was an ancient beast of magnanimous proportions.
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What is FaWtL?
I use it mostly at parties
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Favouriting Am What Tacticslion Likes.
Flee, Ants With Telescopes Loom!
Frozen Arses Warmed Tenderly, Ladies.
Finches And Wet Tomahawks Licked.
Fog Archery Weekends Tempt Lutherans
Felicity's Ample Wabs To Leeward.
Freehold Angry? Wolitics Tand Leligion!
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Forsooth, A Maiden With Lingerie! (For Freehold)
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I have a thread, with over 1,200 posts.
Tacticslion hasn't favorite'd a single one.
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Forsooth, A Maiden With Lingerie! (For Freehold)
Where for ist thou lingerie, my Cattie-Brie needeth, and chain mail is nary comfort when thy seeketh consort on thy cold tundra floor.
Verily.
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Roararth thou
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I have a thread, with over 1,200 posts.
Tacticslion hasn't favorite'd a single one.
That, my dear friend, is simply an indication of taste.
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Oh my god what was I thinking with the letters I used?! Proof I needed to get off work.
Forsooth a Woman Trouser-Less!
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Random thread to hang out. No politics or religion allowed. Be nice.
or sports.
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What is FaWtL?*throws greeting bacon into the air* Also, be sure to praise Alton Brown and/or Joss Whedon profusely. Freehold in particular loves them.
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I have a thread, with over 1,200 posts.
Tacticslion hasn't favorite'd a single one.
That, my dear friend, is simply an indication of taste.
I will have you know, it's tasteful, and classy, filled with brutal slow motion devastation, Dave Foley Bot, and a robot with a dick laser and beer cooler in it's ass compartment.
If that's not classy sir, then I don't know what is.
Well, I've posted to the Advice forum.
I should really, really know better.
But sometimes I just can't help myself! I'm a helpful guy!
BWAHAHAHAHAH~! Sucker! >:D
I have a thread, with over 1,200 posts.
Tacticslion hasn't favorite'd a single one.
That, my dear friend, is simply an indication of taste.
Also, ignorance, probably. :)
If that's not classy sir, then I don't know what is.
This is basically correct. >.>
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FaWtL - The documentary
Forums are Way Too Long!!! - Original thread.
Son Of Forums are Way Too Long - Second thread after we broke the first.
Forums are Way too Long : The Next Generation - Third thread after we broke the second one.
FAWTL TOWER IV - Fourth thread after we broke the third one.
FAWTLhouse Five - Fifth thread after we broke the fourth.
Deep Six FaWtL - Current thread after we broke the fifth one.
FaWtL - An exercise in madness dribbled with a bit of insanity and a side helping of insomnia.
The main rules are "No Politics", No Religion", "No Sports", be nice to each other, and treat each other with respect.
We dared someone to read everything and I think he is stuck in some other universe after the initial attempt.
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That sounds like something someone would say, if they were jealous of my phallically endowed beer cooler death laser robot.
Edit: smurftastic! Ninja'd by Sharoth!
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Favouriting Am What Tacticslion Likes.
AM THINKING TALKY MAN NOT KNOW PROPER 'AM' GRAMMAR RULES.
S'OKAY. ME DON'T KNOW EITHER. TEN OUT OF TEN. FAVORITE'D.
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FaWtL - The documentary
Forums are Way Too Long!!! - Original thread.
Son Of Forums are Way Too Long - Second thread after we broke the first.
Forums are Way too Long : The Next Generation - Third thread after we broke the second one.
FAWTL TOWER IV - Fourth thread after we broke the third one.
FAWTLhouse Five - Fifth thread after we broke the fourth.
Deep Six FaWtL - Current thread after we broke the fifth one.
FaWtL - An exercise in madness dribbled with a bit of insanity and a side helping of insomnia.
The main rules are "No Politics", No Religion", "No Sports", be nice to each other, and treat each other with respect.
We dared someone to read everything and I think he is stuck in some other universe after the initial attempt.
This is basically correct.