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Does that mean I lose my Evil Overlord alias:-(
Overlord fight!
Overlord fight!Or even better let your mistresses fight it in your name. I'll go get some jelly and whipped cream.
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A question.
If you break wind and it smells like chocolate, even though you haven't eaten chocolate for weeks, does this mean a) that you've been chosen by the Gods for some Special purpose or b) that something is very, very wrong with you?
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a) that you've been chosen by the Gods for some Special purpose or b) that something is very, very wrong with you?
Yes.
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captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.Ground has been lost again!
3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.
I was eating when I was reading this part.
This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.
totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.
a) that you've been chosen by the Gods for some Special purpose or b) that something is very, very wrong with you?Yes.
** spoiler omitted **
Thankyou, but which?
And will Sharoth and Cpt. yesterday's mistresses be in attendance?
totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.Ground has been lost again!
3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.
I was eating when I was reading this part.
This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.
Now read it with the emperor Ming's, Klytus's or maybe Kala's voice.
Rick Moranis :-)Now read it with the emperor Ming's, Klytus's or maybe Kala's voice.totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.Ground has been lost again!
3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.
I was eating when I was reading this part.
This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.
How many Freeholds have we got on this thread, anyhow?
*grumble-grumble* Vanishing posts...
Uhhh, captain yesterday, you underhanded scoundrel!
Sorry I meant to add something else but then the kids distracted me and I deleted it instead of editing it, you'd think I would've been paying attention when it asked for confirmation, evidently not :-)
At least I don't work tonight like I thought I did :-)
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How many Freeholds have we got on this thread, anyhow?Rick Moranis :-)Now read it with the emperor Ming's, Klytus's or maybe Kala's voice.totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.Ground has been lost again!
3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.
I was eating when I was reading this part.
This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.
There's a few of us, but I'm the only one that's BFF with Alton Brown, tho he's still an a$#%&#* :-)
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A question.
If you break wind and it smells like chocolate, even though you haven't eaten chocolate for weeks, does this mean a) that you've been chosen by the Gods for some Special purpose or b) that something is very, very wrong with you?
If you're wrong, you don't want to be right?
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How many Freeholds have we got on this thread, anyhow?Rick Moranis :-)Now read it with the emperor Ming's, Klytus's or maybe Kala's voice.totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.Ground has been lost again!
3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.
I was eating when I was reading this part.
This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.
I don't hang with those poseurs.
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I thought that badgers live inTwo more days until empty nest (for the most part) for us.
I'm sad and happy about that simultaneously.
barrowsburrows... Or lairs...
Good point.
It would be empty sett.
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First Mate: "Captain, we've just come upon the crew of the privateer ship, Basselope. We're too late again; the seacreature ate the entire ship and all the hands of the entire crew."
Captain: "Arrrr, this be a damned cruel beastie." {first mate turns to leave} "Ay, fetch me a raven, would you? I'm betting these attacks will continue, and I need to speak to my financeer about investing in LimbCrafters franchises."I thought that badgers live inTwo more days until empty nest (for the most part) for us.
I'm sad and happy about that simultaneously.
barrowsburrows... Or lairs...
Ah, that's a common misconception: only the European badger is non-migratory. Which doesn't explain its fascination with coconuts...
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C'mon Freehold!
We can hang in Downtown L.A. and throw pennies at Joss Whedon (because in Opposite World he's an abject failure and homeless)
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C'mon Freehold!
We can hang in Downtown L.A. and throw pennies at Joss Whedon (because in Opposite World he's an abject failure and homeless)
{suddenly appears, in black & white and smoking a cigarette} Oddly, something similar has already happened... in The Freehold Zone.
hi everyFaWtL
it is so freakin hot
hottest and triest summer in weather recorded time in Germany
highest tempreturer ever, a ten year old record was already brocken trice !
and I am so not a summer person
because it is to hot in the second floor gaming room, we made our gaming ssession yesterday down in the cellar in the laundry room
1.5 meter/yard sandstone wall down there , keeps it nicely cool ( the cellar is only one third underground)
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almost 10 hours footage from Wacken Open Air recorded from TV, I have no idea when I will watch all of it
but i have already watched Sabaton and In Flames
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Went over to a friend's place to jam after work yesterday. The two of us ended up taking a couple of girls to the local bar, where I had two drinks and tripped over every sentence that came out of my mouth. At the end of the night, my friend held court with the ladies, and I fell asleep on the couch listening to Nirvana records. At least my ability to socialize hasn't gotten any worse since last time...
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Went over to a friend's place to jam after work yesterday. The two of us ended up taking a couple of girls to the local bar, where I had two drinks and tripped over every sentence that came out of my mouth. At the end of the night, my friend held court with the ladies, and I fell asleep on the couch listening to Nirvana records. At least my ability to socialize hasn't gotten any worse since last time...
Well, at least you are meeting girls instead of sitting at home for last two or three weeks...
Went over to a friend's place to jam after work yesterday. The two of us ended up taking a couple of girls to the local bar, where I had two drinks and tripped over every sentence that came out of my mouth. At the end of the night, my friend held court with the ladies, and I fell asleep on the couch listening to Nirvana records. At least my ability to socialize hasn't gotten any worse since last time...Well, at least you are meeting girls instead of sitting at home for last two or three weeks...
I should write a book called "How To Lose Friends And Intimidate People."
I thought that badgers live inTwo more days until empty nest (for the most part) for us.
I'm sad and happy about that simultaneously.
barrowsburrows... Or lairs...Good point.
It would be empty sett.
Sett? Never heard that term before.
Den, that was what was thinking about...
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Went over to a friend's place to jam after work yesterday. The two of us ended up taking a couple of girls to the local bar, where I had two drinks and tripped over every sentence that came out of my mouth. At the end of the night, my friend held court with the ladies, and I fell asleep on the couch listening to Nirvana records. At least my ability to socialize hasn't gotten any worse since last time...
Last time I was dating, Nirvana were still touring. I am quite sure I have like a -10 in the dating skill
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John delancy. Sold out.
Cathy wiesluck (sp). Sold out.
Tears. In great supply.
At least I can get Andrea liebmans autograph....
Maybe you just came across as mysterious and complicated. I hear chicks dig that.
I've heard it from several authorities on the subject that I come across as awkward, boring, and slightly autistic. I've got the looks, but Charisma was definitely my dump stat.
Just do the opposite of what you would normally do :-)
Also some dude is sitting in his car at Perkins next door totally jamming out Star Spangled Banner on a Harmonica, I wonder if I yell song requests thru the strip of woods and big wooden fence separating us if it'll freak him out :-)
Edit: it did :-)
Just do the opposite of what you would normally do :-)
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A few days ago at work, I went to the local Fastrac station to get a slice of pizza on my lunch break. The parking lot and gas pumps are right next to the train tracks, and while I was sitting on the curb eating my lunch, a train started going by. As the train was passing, some guy who was pumping gas ran over by the train tracks and started yelling at the train to "get the f%!% away" and "shut up for f#!$'s sake." After the train passed, he got in his car and left. Meth is a hell of a drug.
Maybe you just came across as mysterious and complicated. I hear chicks dig that.I've heard it from several authorities on the subject that I come across as awkward, boring, and slightly autistic. I've got the looks, but Charisma was definitely my dump stat.
what are you talking about? You are interesting and musically talented. If I was a woman, I would date you.
Just do the opposite of what you would normally do :-)Charisma? Whee!
That's exactly like gaming with my wife and kids:-p
exactly!
Also that guy did not want to play Uptown Girls, i really need to come up with better songs to shout out.
I don't even like that song:-)
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About to meet Libman again! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Argh. The toilet is clearly stuck again. We'll get the plumber to unclog it and then I will have to deal with administration and neighbors to organize replacement of the communal waste pipes on the our side of the building.
No idea how long it will take, no idea how well it will go, no idea how much it will disrupt our lives...
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Also that guy did not want to play Uptown Girls, i really need to come up with better songs to shout out.Freebird?
No, I'm pretty sure he didn't want to get murdered by an angry mob.
No, I'm pretty sure he didn't want to get murdered by an angry mob.Also that guy did not want to play Uptown Girls, i really need to come up with better songs to shout out.Freebird?
Aw, come on, man, I love that song. Why you gotta rain on my parade?
I hope there aren't any angry mobs hanging out in the back of Perkins parking lot.
That's usually at Denny's, we don't live by that s%!$hole :-)
Oh right, I'm working:-)
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~curses~ Damn Portugal and England! They are allied and I can't go to war with Portugal because England will come in and kick my rear!!!
Note - Europa Universalis III is not addictive in any ~hands start to shake~ way. ~goes back to playing crack for nerds~
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I can quit whenever i want man!... any day now... Although, it would be foolish to pay 10 dollars for a game at christmas and only play it to completion twice... I'm sure Moira's missed me... well, maybe i'll stop next week... must find New Vegas soon...
Destiny has consumed all my game time now....in fact I need some new armor away to the grind.
Well i'm still using my So Old It Doesn't Have a Modem Xbox360
pretty sure Destiny isn't on that:-)
Bought a small usb drive for all my games now :)
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~curses~ Damn Portugal and England! They are allied and I can't go to war with Portugal because England will come in and kick my rear!!!
Note - Europa Universalis III is not addictive in any ~hands start to shake~ way. ~goes back to playing crack for nerds~
I put playing EUIV for a hiatus for now without much problems...
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Pathfinder session starts in 27 minutes.
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Yesterday was yet another example of, "Why I don't particularly worry about all those uber-specific build arguments running amok in the Advice and Rules forums..."
Impus Major decided to do an AC build. So he's a 4th-level fighter with an AC of 31. Not bad at all...
'til he met an otyugh who just decided to grapple, pin, and eat him instead.
After narrowly avoiding the coup de grace, only thanks to much help from his friends, the party moved on...
...only to find an apparently-dead, giant, sewn-together construct in the next room.
Rest of party: "Impus Major! Get in there in case it wakes up!"
Impus Major: "No way! I'm not going in there!"
Rest of party: "What do you mean? It can't possibly hit you!"
Impus Major: "Look at its hands! It has big hands! It might grapple!"
Ah, to put the fear of combat maneuvers into a child. My life as a GM is complete.
Well, not really, but it was awesome!