Opposite World Freehold's page

I am often imitated, never duplicated.

Well, you say that...

Yes!!

You should see what happened to Joss Whedon in this dimension after he had Captain America die tragically just as he was about to catch Iron Man when he fell from the sky at the end of The Avengers.

Yes! And Joss Whedon, you can't get too much Joss Whedon!

sips from a drink from whatever "It" was

Dude! You should've been there! I totally sent you an update on Facebook. Didn't you get it?

Freehold DM wrote:

Opposite World Freehold wrote:

But isn't Whedon the homeless guy I throw quarters at with those s+%%ty half baked scripts, there are entirely too many alternate universes, I blame comic books.

clearly.

That is such a sad universe, I feel sorry for that other bum near Whedon the one who lost everything when he made the world's worst action flick. His name was JJAbrams I believe.

It clearly isn't President Michael Bay, I believe he's due for another head on mount Rushmore

But isn't Whedon the homeless guy I throw quarters at with those s+!#ty half baked scripts, there are entirely too many alternate universes, I blame comic books.

C'mon Freehold!

We can hang in Downtown L.A. and throw pennies at Joss Whedon (because in Opposite World he's an abject failure and homeless)

captain yesterday wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Ground has been lost again!

3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.

I was eating when I was reading this part.

Quote:

This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!

I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.

captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.

totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.

Now read it with the emperor Ming's, Klytus's or maybe Kala's voice.

Rick Moranis :-)

How many Freeholds have we got on this thread, anyhow?

There's a few of us, but I'm the only one that's BFF with Alton Brown, tho he's still an a@#$~%$ :-)

hands over cliche bags of cash

Wow! That just blew my mind forget worshipping Joss Whedon!

In opposite world Joss Whedon was eaten by an enraged Seth Green, of course Alton Brown was slowly tortured to death by having to narrate for 5 seasons of American Idol (whose "auditions" are mostly just prison camps for douche bag teenagers)

Mediocre hacks are dealt with harshly in opposite world, you know instead of embraced and coddled :-)

Edit: love the Avengers and Freaks and Geeks, otherwise I'm fairly neutral to Whedon's work, that Zuckerberg F*@+ face will never get my soul tho! F#~+ Facebook!