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Good luck! I hear that most DMVs are staffed by fiends. Hopefully, you'll just get a quasit.Early bird catches the worm tomorrow. So I'm off to the DMV to get my driving record. Everyone, have a good night.
It was beautiful. They lost my photo ID in their computer database one week ago. Had to have my picture taken all over again. So my new license won't arrive for another week.
Demons and devils, yes!
But I got my three year driving record out of it and I'm looking into doing cab work for a while. So here's to applications and interviews come Monday.
Of course, I also realized how hideous I am.Too many hits with the frying pan?
I was thinking along the line of a sledge hammer.
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Good luck! I hear that most DMVs are staffed by fiends. Hopefully, you'll just get a quasit.Early bird catches the worm tomorrow. So I'm off to the DMV to get my driving record. Everyone, have a good night.
It was beautiful. They lost my photo ID in their computer database one week ago. Had to have my picture taken all over again. So my new license won't arrive for another week.
Demons and devils, yes!
But I got my three year driving record out of it and I'm looking into doing cab work for a while. So here's to applications and interviews come Monday.
Should have probably worn clothes when getting your photo retaken ;)
Is that something you can houserule?I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
Probably. We tend to houserule away a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense.
Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.
Winter innocent? You obviously don't know her like I do.
Hussie, you took my picture!
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I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.
Chews on thread mindlessly
*Chirp!*
*BURP!*
You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.
Is June Cleaver still around?!
*Ducks under covers hoping the name of beast is heard*
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Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
Frankly, I'm not sure you qualify. There's a thin thread between protecting those in danger and letting you reap the rewards of your own poor judgement.
Frankly, I'm not sure you qualify. There's a thin thread between protecting those in danger and letting you reap the rewards of your own poor judgement.Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
You're not still mad about the time I turned your armor pink, are you?
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You're not still mad about the time I turned your armor pink, are you?Frankly, I'm not sure you qualify. There's a thin thread between protecting those in danger and letting you reap the rewards of your own poor judgement.Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
No. This is more about the time you dropped onto the shoulders of that little Olori mayor screaming "SPIDERHUG".
No. This is more about the time you dropped onto the shoulders of that little Olori mayor screaming "SPIDERHUG".You're not still mad about the time I turned your armor pink, are you?Frankly, I'm not sure you qualify. There's a thin thread between protecting those in danger and letting you reap the rewards of your own poor judgement.Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
Oh, is that all? Wow, you'd think someone as disciplined as you say you are would be able to muster some thicker skin.
Pollen in Nevada reads 11.7 over 10. I guess its saturation suicide if I step outside and enjoy this wonderful weather.
Anyone care to place their bets of anaphylactic shock?
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Oh, is that all? Wow, you'd think someone as disciplined as you say you are would be able to muster some thicker skin.No. This is more about the time you dropped onto the shoulders of that little Olori mayor screaming "SPIDERHUG".You're not still mad about the time I turned your armor pink, are you?Frankly, I'm not sure you qualify. There's a thin thread between protecting those in danger and letting you reap the rewards of your own poor judgement.Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.
My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought...Oh, is that all? Wow, you'd think someone as disciplined as you say you are would be able to muster some thicker skin.No. This is more about the time you dropped onto the shoulders of that little Olori mayor screaming "SPIDERHUG".You're not still mad about the time I turned your armor pink, are you?Frankly, I'm not sure you qualify. There's a thin thread between protecting those in danger and letting you reap the rewards of your own poor judgement.Well, you are the one who took that oath of protecting those in need. Not my fault you're somewhat on the edge of terrible at it.You also tend to forget that people aren't acclimated to peaceful, intelligent people-sized spiders outside of Galadae. One of these days the normal scream-and-flee response is going to be replaced by scream-and-squish, and you're going to look at me with that "well why didn't you protect me big sister" expression again.I am not that bad. I just happen to find my natural form more elegant.Yeah...I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?
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So answer the door in the buff, using a cowboy hat to cover your family jewels and invite them in. Sends 'em scurrying off every time. ;)Hellogoodmorningdamnreligionpeddlerswalkingfromdoortodoor.
Uh, sun, snow and 10 degree Celsius?
I once opened the door to a very nice young pair of Mormon boys in the buff and carrying a butcher knife and a dishtowel. They couldn't get away fast enough.
(What? It was a hot day, I didn't have air-conditioning in that apartment, and I was drying dishes. I just happened to have the knife in my hand when the doorbell rang.)
Everything is better Southern Style, just ask my northern born wife. ;)*gasp* you practice unsolicited southern style? Regimented northern style is clearly superior!!!*Unsolicited Southern Style LPM hug*Thank you. I've been very, very lucky. (I mean, getting a cancer diagnosis sucks, but compared to how bad this COULD have been, I'm fortunate beyond belief that the treatment and recovery has been as relatively simple as it has.)Congrats on the good diagnosis!
What a lovely day it's turning out to be! ** spoiler omitted **
I hope the rest of you are having a wonderful Friday too!
I, however, embrace the power of 'AND'. I like northern and southern style.
Hugs, of course.
Probably. We tend to houserule away a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense.Is that something you can houserule?I follow you, my current, the afore mentioned charisma based witch, is fairly charismatic but she tends to be a bit hard to deal with because of her "odd" behavior.
But I get the need to step away from your norm from time to time, sadly when I try to do it I get dumbfounded looks.
My wizard's an aranea (homebrew race) who prefers to spend her time in spider form and is rather irritated she has to shapeshift to have conversations. She carries her skunk familiar as a hat.
Really, I'm mostly upset skunk's not on the witch familiar list.
That's good. It's not like allowing a skunk familiar for a witch is going to utterly unbalance the game. :P
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My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?
Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
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Character sheet(s) is(are) updated. Still need to print them and put them in the gaming bag. Still waffling about multi-classing vs. sticking with straight paladin.
Cupcakes are baked, frosted, and in their carrier.
Birthday card for the son of our hosts (I can't believe he's already NINE!) is signed and in the gaming bag.
Clothes are packed for the overnight stay, so I don't have to drive two hours home at midnight tonight.
Pathfinder, here I come!
My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
Did you hear that? It was the sound of hope and joy being squelched beneath your many feet.
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Character sheet(s) is(are) updated. Still need to print them and put them in the gaming bag. Still waffling about multi-classing vs. sticking with straight paladin.
Cupcakes are baked, frosted, and in their carrier.
Birthday card for the son of our hosts (I can't believe he's already NINE!) is signed and in the gaming bag.
Clothes are packed for the overnight stay, so I don't have to drive two hours home at midnight tonight.
Pathfinder, here I come!
Yay! Have fun!
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Did you hear that? It was the sound of hope and joy being squelched beneath your many feet.My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
No, just laziness. You are perfectly healthy enough to walk on your own until you master flight magic or whatever.
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Yay! Have fun!Character sheet(s) is(are) updated. Still need to print them and put them in the gaming bag. Still waffling about multi-classing vs. sticking with straight paladin.
Cupcakes are baked, frosted, and in their carrier.
Birthday card for the son of our hosts (I can't believe he's already NINE!) is signed and in the gaming bag.
Clothes are packed for the overnight stay, so I don't have to drive two hours home at midnight tonight.
Pathfinder, here I come!
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No, just laziness. You are perfectly healthy enough to walk on your own until you master flight magic or whatever.Did you hear that? It was the sound of hope and joy being squelched beneath your many feet.My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
I think I detect an alignment shift in your future for being an evil jerk~
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I think I detect an alignment shift in your future for being an evil jerk~No, just laziness. You are perfectly healthy enough to walk on your own until you master flight magic or whatever.Did you hear that? It was the sound of hope and joy being squelched beneath your many feet.My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
Actually it's sloth that's one of the great sins, dear sister.
Actually it's sloth that's one of the great sins, dear sister.I think I detect an alignment shift in your future for being an evil jerk~No, just laziness. You are perfectly healthy enough to walk on your own until you master flight magic or whatever.Did you hear that? It was the sound of hope and joy being squelched beneath your many feet.My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
Some scholar you are. I was studying the greed side of things.
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Some scholar you are. I was studying the greed side of things.Actually it's sloth that's one of the great sins, dear sister.I think I detect an alignment shift in your future for being an evil jerk~No, just laziness. You are perfectly healthy enough to walk on your own until you master flight magic or whatever.Did you hear that? It was the sound of hope and joy being squelched beneath your many feet.My skin is plenty thick. It's you versus the town guards who brought out every hammer within a five-mile radius to try to flatten us that I was worried about. Mainly getting you away from them without killing anyone before either of you killed each other.Say what you will, but which one of us got the relic we'd been sent to find?Both of us. While you might have been able to evade, frighten off, or assault your attackers with magic had I not been there to break up the fight, I honestly doubt you would have been able to get through that cavern alone.
And let us not forget - I like always had to haul the thing back to the surface. With you begging for a ride every two minutes.
The two are far from mutually exclusive.
So answer the door in the buff, using a cowboy hat to cover your family jewels and invite them in. Sends 'em scurrying off every time. ;)Hellogoodmorningdamnreligionpeddlerswalkingfromdoortodoor.
Uh, sun, snow and 10 degree Celsius?
I once opened the door to a very nice young pair of Mormon boys in the buff and carrying a butcher knife and a dishtowel. They couldn't get away fast enough.
(What? It was a hot day, I didn't have air-conditioning in that apartment, and I was drying dishes. I just happened to have the knife in my hand when the doorbell rang.)
That's fawsome.
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Woo lots of threads to hide.
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A little lower...That is all good news, Lindisty!
In other good news, my bonus is going to be double what I was expecting. That means I can make that trip to visit my mother AND put tires on my car. Huzzah!
Well this day just keeps getting better. I got a voicemail from the company I interviewed for and they are making an offer.
The offer is about $5k less than I was shooting for, so I may have to bone up on salary negotiation techniques, but in any event... awesome!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Lord knows I could use some....Where do you keep your luck? I'm still getting stuck with rotten eggs here! I'm gonna keep rubbing until I get lucky dammit!!
If you rub long enough, you'll definitely get lucky.
Is June Cleaver still around?!
*Ducks under covers hoping the name of beast is heard*
I never stopped getting around. Just ask the Jacks.
Ward was always inadequate.
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Pollen in Nevada reads 11.7 over 10. I guess its saturation suicide if I step outside and enjoy this wonderful weather.
Anyone care to place their bets of anaphylactic shock?
My allergies are kicking me in the teeth today. It is really my first day of them.
Meh.
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So answer the door in the buff, using a cowboy hat to cover your family jewels and invite them in. Sends 'em scurrying off every time. ;)Hellogoodmorningdamnreligionpeddlerswalkingfromdoortodoor.
Uh, sun, snow and 10 degree Celsius?
I once opened the door to a very nice young pair of Mormon boys in the buff and carrying a butcher knife and a dishtowel. They couldn't get away fast enough.
(What? It was a hot day, I didn't have air-conditioning in that apartment, and I was drying dishes. I just happened to have the knife in my hand when the doorbell rang.)
I befriended an American Mormon missionary in Italy. The city I was living in was not a popular tourist spot, so there was not much English spoken. The other missionary he was traveling with was Italian, so he was just psyched to see another American. After we talked about where we were from, how long we had been there, etc. I think the conversation went something like this:
"So, can I tell you about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?"
"Not going to happen."
"I just felt like I had to ask. Can we continue discussing other subjects? I miss English."
"Certainly."
Wow... I could fit the wine in that bottle in one glass. And I weren't even using a big glass.
Busy Saturday on FAWTL... Almost 100 posts while I was gone for the session.
Modestly warm noon. Bone-chilling evening. *sigh*
Weather was very nice today. Mid- to high-70s F (23-25 C) all day. Have had all the windows in the house open all last night and all today.
And now!
Back!
To!
Lord Of The Rings!
I hadn't farmed that 150 points yesterday for nothing.
Busy Saturday on FAWTL... Almost 100 posts while I was gone for the session.That's what happens when you get sibling rivalry involved.
You just like to hear yourself talk.
No, just a vain hope you'll listen, apparently.You just like to hear yourself talk.Busy Saturday on FAWTL... Almost 100 posts while I was gone for the session.That's what happens when you get sibling rivalry involved.
You keep talking, but all I hear is "No, Roisin, you can't enjoy life. Being a wet blanket is character-building."
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You keep talking, but all I hear is "No, Roisin, you can't enjoy life. Being a wet blanket is character-building."No, just a vain hope you'll listen, apparently.You just like to hear yourself talk.Busy Saturday on FAWTL... Almost 100 posts while I was gone for the session.That's what happens when you get sibling rivalry involved.
Nonsense. Life is meant to be enjoyed. Just not at others' expense. Now please stop terrorizing the cabbage merchant.