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*As Shaft! is mocked from behind (by yours truly) due to being accompanied by a mysterious musical fanfare that no one can locate the source of, I turn to Schism.*
It's about time you woke up, we've got lots of things to do this year! And I want to see a lot more input from you.
*Turns attention to Shaft!, still mocking him.*
Reiner was talking about the chaos spawn joke that Warhammer players (including those who at least know what Warhammer is) make in YouTube comments. Basically, whenever someone made a comment, if they said the words "chaos spawn", then they'd pretend to turn into a chaos spawn by writing jibberish.

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*Appears via a phasing sequence.*
Greetings, terrestrial lifeforms, I come in peace. I have travelled from my home planet on an important mission to study and catalogue the universe. Please allow me to dissect your bodies and harvest your vital organs and bone structure to help complete my research.
*Readies a high tech, scary looking handheld device.*
Do not be alarmed. The procedure is completely painless.

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*Rubs hands together, excitedly.*
Now we're talking, I was hoping he'd show up soon.
*Schism gives a "you're joking right?" look.*
What? I can't wait to see the end results.
*At hearing this, Schism tells Mr. Grinch that he's absolutely crazy.*
Just for that remark...
*Passes Schism over to Friend from Outer Space.*
Here you go. Have fun with the dissection!

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*Appears via a phasing sequence.*
Greetings, terrestrial lifeforms, I come in peace. I have travelled from my home planet on an important mission to study and catalogue the universe. Please allow me to dissect your bodies and harvest your vital organs and bone structure to help complete my research.
Joke's on you, pal, as I have none of those things.

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We have come along way in our evaluation of the universe to focus solely on a planet's livestock (particularly those of a bovine nature). However, we've yet to study creatures such as yourselves. I would theorise that you are a species of fey with the ability to infect others by a simple mention of the species name. To make sure of my theory, I will need to run a series of simple (yet lengthy) diagnostics.
*Leaves Pulg (who is still halfway being experimented on) on the medical table he was placed on, to acquire Vidmaster7 and Waterhammer in their transformed state and conducts more experimental research on them.*

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*Reviews the findings of the experimentations on Waterhammer and Vidmaster7.*
Tests have proven to be most fruitful as the subjects' anatomy appears to be more akin to manically infused amorphous blobs than any other living thing. Though it has made the procedures longer and more intensive, the results have been extraordinary in compensation. As an added note, subject known as "Vidmaster7" appears to contain properties for substantial facial hair growth which exceeds the normal parameters of nature.
*Goes to find new lifeforms to experiment on, leaving Pulg on the medical table (and still halfway being experimented on).*