Mostly, they're just in a big old sulk because waterproof mascara hasn't been invented yet.
Mascara that has run is it’s own special, awesome fashion statement.
sounds fishy
yo - Denmark!
Yes it has, by yourself none the less, you just refuse to let the world know simply because you took offence to something that Comte de Malodor said about how he is better at growing music ready aubergines than you.
Nearly, but not quite. I invented waterproof maracas
is an ocarina blowoff in the air?
No.
is an ocarina blowoff in the air?
Abso-bloody-lutely, and it's my aubercarinas against the Comte's, and considering what he's been doing with his, I feel pretty confident, let me tell you.
Noooo…
Some things just can’t be known.
Listen, it's a medical condition, alright?
Yes. No Bath Fever.
Exhibit A : Bahamut
Exhibit B: Baha Men.
One of these is the Platinum Dragon... but who?!
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Who!? Who, who, who, who!?
Who cares. As long as they cried “Havoc.” That’s all that matters.
Exhibit C: the Platinum Dragon’s dog - Bahamuttley!
No Littering
*Does not litter.*
Like it were 1699.
Yippee! Sackbutts for all!
they make a garden hose attachment for that.
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I’m not allowed anywhere near any Sackbutts, Pulg, and if you have forgotten then The Dirty Dangler can explain to you.
That's OK. You can have a cornetto.
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And some ice cream.
I think you'll find it's pronounced 'Baw-horse'
Ilent?
Ure if you aye o, why not?
*Grab a nearby telephone and dial a number.*
Hello? Looney bin? I’ve got another one for you.
There, fixed that for you.