| Full Name |
Snarki Tarredbottum |
| Race |
half unboxed troll |
| Classes/Levels |
Wizard necromancer |
| Age |
just right |
| Special Abilities |
witty repartee |
| Alignment |
ignore this 3.5 OGL relic |
| Location |
how many times do I have to walk past you? |
| Languages |
amore |
| Occupation |
Librarian and Mutimedia Influenzaer, raisen tha dead threads |
About Snarki Tarredbottum
Snarki quietly leaves notes in the margins of books, scrolls, and appends missing mythical cities to maps along with a slew of asides, witty comments about flatulence, and other secrits. Reference books in the library take twice as long to research and false positive leads are 20% more likely from an obtuse conspiracy theory of miss chances across the sacred geometries of arithmancy. The use of the Babylon3.5 Monkey-pawed Grip and Effortless Crochet Bookmark allows wielding two large print oversized books/scripts as light medium sized weapons for two attacks doing (1d5)B plot damage catching most readers off-cue. The Petering Principle keeps Dungeon Managers hiring Snari for work in many Talldang and Chillax libraries, like the Slackbros Museum and Candleschwick keep. d[ o_0 ]b
