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The when wrote:
... grilled up some ... Bruce Springsteen ...

who? <goes back to listening to Poker Face>


Too slow. Way too slow.


Azothath wrote:
The when wrote:
... grilled up some ... Bruce Springsteen ...
who? <goes back to listening to Poker Face>

They spelled the name of Spruce Bringsteen, the Singing Conifer of Asbury Park Arboretum, wrong.


yes, the flowers sing a beautiful song in Delibes' garden. Sadly it's a tradgedy with the weeds.


Weed are the World.


wee are the children...

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*Gets a chainsaw and cuts down Spruce Bringsteen, the Singing Conifer of Asbury Park Arboretum.*

*Then, blows up the Asbury Park Arboretum for added measure.*


You'll be pulling splinters out of *there*, and *there*, and *there*, not to mention *there*, for quite some time afterwards, I fear.

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No Pulg, I will not pull splinters out of you.


You two are the ones that cut down that big sycamore, aren’t you?


Bumptious Wazzock wrote:
No Pulg, I will not pull splinters out of you.

No need to.You can just comb them out.

And regarding the big sycamore, yes, it was us. Mr. Wumptious Bazzock wishes me to make him a gigantic atom-powered psaltery, and the wood for that has to come from somewhere.

The uranium will come from somewhere else.


I thought he used unobtanium

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I just cut the big sycamore down just to annoy people.


Azothath wrote:
I thought he used unobtanium

He couldn't get any.

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Concrete Blonde perform Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)

It goes well with the humidity.

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*Cranks the humidity up to the highest level.*


I'd post but I've been far too busy on the boards today... so many critters, spells, builds, and crosslinks.

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And entropy takes another nibble at reality, doesn’t like the flavor and spits it back out.


that's why Michigan has so many jello salads

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And what about jello Slaads?


You might be able to find an Ambrosia Slaad.


Patti Cakes salad... with green olives, cottage cheese, lime jello, an cool whip. Her last capers got cut short.


Colossal pervert I may be, but putting olives in Lime jello is something even I would balk at.


I don't see why. That's probably the only thing you've never put in it.

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I can attest to that, just like I know that The Dirty Dangler was not the one responsible for the death of Professor Frankenwurst. The Dirty Dangler was, at the time of the incident, chasing me around his garden and threatening to dig out my entrails with a rusty spade. And all because I switched the labels of his aubergines with his zucchinis.


one way to be a vegan switch hitter


Ahem. The fish were a loan, not a gift. I’ll be needing them back now…


you'll have to go to Stupor Salad for yer boil-yer-base...

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I hear that expired hair gel gives the same results at a much cheaper price.


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But may result in a flaccid Pompadour.


A gelatinous bouffant?


all the fab creetures on Tick-Tack use probiotic fiber(dextrin) for quaffing their horse-deouvers n riders. You can get some from Priscilla, Whipped Queen of tha Dessert.


Talk torc for us gear heads and motor enthusiast out there.


(that speeling is broke) to put the right spin on it, you mean torque? otherwise you got a old alternator belt around your neck.


Torc is a Celtic neck wear. But yeah, that got past me old spell check. Happens sometimes.

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Maybe you should type out your spell book again.


A summoning ooze is the epitome of type casting...


But you can't cast them as type. They keep wriggling out of the moulds.

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Which is why I always play a little Barry White, to get them “melting” into the moulds.

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Instead, it’s Neil Diamond doing Cherry, Cherry. (Live 1972)

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And as you and I both know, The when, Neil Diamond songs makes oozes jiggly.


But what makes them woozy?


FREEMASONS.

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No, Pulg, that just makes them puke.


I thought Bill Cosby made oozes jiggly...

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Neil Young and Crazy Horse play Cortez The Killer.

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Azothath wrote:
I thought Bill Cosby made oozes jiggly...

No, he makes aboleths jiggly, he makes oozes rage quit.


do Al-goth-hues wear all black with piercings and hang around until a LhARPer shows up?

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