Can I interest you in a business deal GoatToucher? Aside from the agreement Malvel and I have already made with you, would you be interested in acquiring some Robobeasts to use in whatever way you like?
I'm afraid I must decline. I deal strictly in organics, and I enjoy... harvesting raw materials myself.
Half on and half off. in other words liches be trippin.
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*Pours highly corrosive acid onto Vidmaster7.*
Let's see how you deal with that. The acid won't kill you, but it'll certainly scar you.
*Turns back to GoatToucher.*
Despite the name, Robobeasts do possess organic components. Besides, there's plenty of raw materials to harvest! If you are sure about your decision though, Malvel does offer his own creations.
ZORDLON UNDERSTANDS IF MALVEL IS TOO TERRIFIED TO ACCEPT.
Hey, does UFC stand for Uncensored Fairy Clarinet?
We've spoken about this, Nafthali. No way am I removing the redactions on your misery stick.
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*Turns to Space Tyrant Zordlon, face full of furious anger and abject hatred!*
Insolent cur! You DARE to challenge me?! And what's more, you impose such ridiculous settings AND you have the audacity to accuse me of cowardice?!
*Casts a dark spell on Space Tyrant Zordlon, causing the impudent worm's own shadow to wrap itself around him and then choke out his very life (slowly and painfully).*
For all your bluster, Space Tyrant Zordlon, you can't even handle one of my magic spells!
Uh, if you have Zordlon wrapped in shadow, who is that over in the produce section?
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*Stabs Vampire Schism in the back with a silver stake (but deliberately misses her heart).*
You fool, Space Tyrant Zordlon was not yet in the fresh produce section! He would be there only if he got to fight Malvel. But seeing as the idiot has insulted Malvel, my dark wizard friend ended the battle before it even began. Darn shame really, Malvel has learnt to harness the power of soul magic! Thus allowing him to become like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat. Malvel even regained his youth!
So violent.
Sorry, Professor. Didn't know you had also laid a trap.
Uses prestidigitation to pull stake from back.
This thread has turned into a hive of scum and villainy. *looks for light saber*
Don't suppose you'd throw it this way would ya?
Ow.
There, there. Let Pirate Nurse salve yer burns with rum-scented walrus fat.
Arrh! Spatchcock yer man-thimble, ya mardy bilge-bibber!
It grew back finally.
Don't forget the psychotic.
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True, but psychosis is just a condition in which you have an impaired relationship with reality. You might see/hear things that aren't actually there and this drives your behaviour. So a psychotic person is certifiably crazy, that doesn't mean that they are a killer. And if someone is a psychopath (like yours truly), then they aren't crazy but just have a severe lack of guilt and empathy towards others.
Excuse me, did you say wives of scum and villainy?
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I sponsor a roller derby team called "The Wives of Scum and Villainy".
All wearing uniforms with GoatToucher brand patches sewn all over them, of course.
Both Lashcastrakaa and Juliette are members.
Oh no, sorry. They're steamroller derby girls.
So angry he must be a Mad scientist.
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Thank you Malvel, that joke of his was absolutely disgraceful, even for evil!
*A beeping sound is heard from one of my pockets.*
What's this all about? Must be something really important.
*Reaches into the left side pocket and pulls out a small, remote shaped device.*
Now that's interesting, apparently there's been a dimensional breach.
*Presses a button on the beeping device, the noise then stops, and a holographic image appears.*
Looks like an entire kingdom! Judging from the architecture of the buildings, you'll find all of this underwater. And I can't help but feel like I've seen it somewhere before.
*The hologram displays small images of the kingdom's residents and my face pales.*
I thought I recognised this place! This is the Merryn empire of planet Nemos (where I am from). The Merryn are a most stubborn and secluded people, but they do fight for the side of good. They resemble gillmen that have adapted completely to ocean life and require a special breathing apparatus when on land (but their skins don't dry out). Also, they have a knack for riding on sea creatures and summoning them to aid in battles.
I found it funny.
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Which is why you have been (and still are being) subjected to horrible torture!
*Strokes chin in sudden thought, realises that a shave is needed.*
I don't want to go looking like Vidmaster7, that's a definite!
*Gets a GoatToucher brand self grooming kit and starts shaving off the stubble.*
Be honest now, Vidmaster7, I bet you wish you could permanently die right now.
Meh. I've had worse.
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Naw. I worked retail for like 6 years.
Makes the Blood War look like a Sunday picnic at the beach.
Basically.
Being boring makes you invulnerable and immortal? but who would want to live that life?!?
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"I shot him! With a cannon! Point blank, right in the chest, and he didn't so much as flinch - just kept on showing me his lists of serial numbers of post-1905 stationary steam engines!"
It is quite the nifty collection.
I'm sure whatever use you find will be "off the rails"