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[Ventnor]

No, he's just flundruning.

[Pulg]

Looked more like mahakhakhirjai to me, but you're the expert.

[Ventnor]

Of course I'm the expert! What else you expect from the Hi Trumplar of the Plalundlins?

[KenderKin]

I expect cheating!

[Pulg]

plaludlin supports flair pray.

plaludlin will never resort to underhand shenalniglangs.

[Ventnor]

And especially not the High Trumplar!

[KenderKin]

Nor the low.

[Sissyl]

And plalundin will frall.

[Ventnor]

Plalundin never frall! Always Lawful Potato! Says so on cracker sheet!

[Pulg]

plaludlin is up where he belongls

where the eaglels fly

on a mountlain high.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

...where lonely dragons sigh.

[VRMH]

It's lonely at the top.

[Skiron]

...and Dr. Theoclastus Muspelwinter Qadathra Ben Thoneph Von Junst Flying Pyramid, Esq., ran awaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!

*gives VRMH a very cross look*

You interrupted my cue, foolish little man!

*summons a squamous nightmare entity with tentacles of icy flame to dispose of VRMH*

[Old Doc Flumph]

Here I am.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Nice to see you.

[Molten Dragon]

I thought Old Doc Flumph retired to the Shackles by now. Who knew?

[Ventnor]

Me

[Pulg]

Ventnor.

[zorander6]

But did Ventnor know that Pulg knew that Ventnor knew?

[Message board troll]

I DON'T KNOW NUTTIN!!!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Which means you actually KNEW, and kept silent about it!

[GoatToucher]

MBT, I have a... medical... experiment involving KenderKin that I could really use your help with.

Yes... medical.

[Message board troll]

ANYTHING FOR SCIENCE!!!!

[Ventnor]

EVERYTHING FOR SCIENCE!!!

[Pulg]

RUBBER GLOVES FOREVER!

[GoatToucher]

LUBRICATE THE LITTLE PERSON!

[KenderKin]

The plane boss the plane...

[Pulg]

Are we on 'GoatToucher's Island' ?

Is there no escape?

[Molten Dragon]

You all in a world of hurt, now. Lulz.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Yes we are and no there isn't.

*Looks downtrodden for a moment before noticing the warm weather.*

Well, might as well make the most of it, pass the sunscreen please!

[Molten Dragon]

I think GT sells sunscreen/lubricant in the gift shop.

[Pulg]

True. Let us, at least, be evenly tanned before 'the main event' commences.

There's an open bar until 11pm, too. Gods know, we'll need it.

[KenderKin]

All aboard the love boat, meet TJ Hooker as we travel to GTs fantasy island.....

[Molten Dragon]

Why is there an open air stadium on the island?

[Ventnor]

Pulg wrote:

Are we on 'GoatToucher's Island' ?

Is there no escape?

♫ Just sit right back

And you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip... ♫

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*Hides In an old violet crystal bottle somewhere along the beach*

[KenderKin]

The plane boss, no wait that is a spaceship....the spaceship, the spaceship...

[Waterhammer]

Silly Pulg. The bar never closes on GT's island.

[KenderKin]

Silly Waterhammer it is the trough and the watering hole that never close!

[Ventnor]

♫THREE HOUR TOUUUUUURRR!!!♫

[KenderKin]

♫A three hour tour!!♫

[ReckNBall]

Cue maritime storm footage.

[KenderKin]

Cue song lyrics ♫The tiny ship was tossed!♫

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

*Walks onto the beach with a rum and coke in hand.*

You know what guys, despite being GoatToucher Island, it's actually pretty good. I'm most definitely giving this place a five star review!

[Ventnor]

I hope you like it, because it's physically impossible to leave it.

[KenderKin]

Have we firmly established that GT island is a combo of Gilligan's island and fantasy island?

With elements of the island of Dr. Moreau, Shutter island and man catcher island for good measure?

[Pulg]

So... It's similar to Hermea?

If GT is actually a Gold Dragon, that kind of blows the whole LG thing out of the water, doesn't it?

[Skiron]

*spit-takes his thermosfull of alchemical weirdness all over Pulg, Kenderkin, Waterhammer, and GoatToucher*

[Pulg]

Does this mean we've been accepted into the fraternity?

[KenderKin]

There is no cure alchemical or otherwise for our conditions....