There's a tournament ? I win it ! A card ? I win it ? A rope ? I win it !
I win them all !
You're talking to me ?
I don't know if I can answer you, right now. I didn't understand a thing about that card... and I'm too busy WINNING !
Muwahahahhahahahahaha hehehehehe ghghghghghggh uhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhn (us gnomes invented that laugh, back in the good old days in the First World ! Haaaaa, those were the days.... except, not, you know: it was more like twilight).
Another situation of good concept, poor execution.
Underworld did it first, and better, anyway.
The problem with Twilight is Bella. Shoot, I'd watch it if it was just Charlie and Alice hunting werewolves and vampires. That would be awesome...yes, I've watched two of those abominations at my wife's request. I thought I could stand watching the train wreck after the first movie but it just got progressively worse and less funny. The third movie had a great five minutes in the beginning and an entertaining ten towards the end. The middle was garbage and, unfortunately, the middle is apparently the important part.
I haven't seen nor read Twilight.
I spent the 90s playing Vampire the Masquerade, and I kind of overdosed on vampires.
Undead ? Stay dead, I say !
And you know what ? I win !
You lose, Nosferatu!
El DD LAP has lost.
And they lose.
Because I win.
Winning is easy, you just have to be obsessed by it.
Not that I am obsessed, mind you. I am perfectly capable of not thinking about winning.
I think about the color pink, for example.
I like pink.
It's gleeful.
It's the glee of... of... A WINNER !
I WIN ! I WIN ! I WIN ! I WIN !
You are WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Gaahh. The nightmare returns. I thought I sunk you off the coast of Sargavia.
Sure looks like I win.
It sure looks like I'm winning now.
Beg away. I mean, go waaaaaaaaay over there and beg. Look upon the mighty win and weep for you shall not have it.
Mrgh...
Grrrr ! Wooof ! Graaaarrr wooof ! Hragn hargn woof ! Grrooooo...
What's that in your mouth ? No ! Give it to me ! Give it ! Let it go... bad, bad dog !
So what have we here... a blood-tainted flag, besmirched with a patch of feathers... strange feathers...
Hey, this is the flag for the country of Teh Win !!
[brandishes flag]
I win, fellow Tehwinners, I win !
*picks up feathers in mouth*
Mquamk!
Quiche Lisp slams Less-than-Adequate Duck repeatedly with the shaft of the winning flag [wack wack wack !] !
** pants pants **
I... win...wheeezzze...
*Shoves Quiche Lisp aside casually*
Victory is mine!
Back away, fiend!
Victory goes to Sarenrae!!
*Starts to Channel Positive Energy*
Argh! Happy thoughts, my only weakness! Curse you, curse you all *Crumbles to dust*
*reintegrates* Oh, you hadn't started yet? Oops, how embarrassing.
*Actually Channels Positive Energy now*
*Flatly* Argh. Happy thoughts, my only weakness. Curse you etcetera etcetera *crumbles to dust again*
I knew I should have brought a stake with me...
*still a pile of dust* come on now, be sporting!
"Pfff pfff !"
Quiche Lisp blows on the pile of dust with all his lungs.
"He he !" he giggles in a pure gnomish fit of Schadenfreude.
"Bye bye, f(r)iend ! I'll win in your stead."
To Emilia:
"He ! I've seen a miracle over there. You should go check it (while I win)."
What kind of miracle? *She runs off to investigate, her curiosity being something of a weakness*
*Sense Motive after looking at Candlejack*
...I think not.
*Hands Candlejack his own card back*
Thank you for the offer; but I think I'll pass.
*uses wings to sweep dust into pile. roosts*
Cromf!