My plan is totally working.
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
[BOOM !] goes the blunderbuss carefully aimed at the insufferable fowl.
But my shot dogged it to the bitter end.
[splat!] goes the bothersome bird.
Quack?
*tappy tappy tap*
You need a better gun, Bucko.
*waddles over to Grim Bucko with gun in his beak*
Mmrph?
No, I think he needs a bigger gun than that. Maybe a BFG.
Nah,, he just needs to be a better shot.
I'll get the popcorn.
ayup
*sits on corn, waits for it to pop*
Prawp?
denied
winwinwinwinwin
You lose, lose, lose.
"But you're an ELEPHANT ?!"
[BOOM !] Grim Bucko shoots anyway.
"And you're... a leprechaun ?"
[ZAAAAP] Grim Bucko zaps the fairy annoyance.
"Does anyone else smell it ? It smells kind like... bacon."
"And what are you ? says the Grim B. while looking suspiciously at DJ-Bogie.
[POKE !] Grim Bucko pokes the Eye in the eye.
"I stand triumphant ! I WIN !"
Nonsense. I win.
Pffffft. I win.
This is preposterous and I won't have any part in it.
Suit yourself, Ugly !.
I win. That was easy ! [twirls his moustache]
Where am I?
What's going on in here?
Grim Bucko glares at the newcomer.
"You're in a dangerous place for a little girl."
"Don't mind him. He's a boor."
Gryfford smiles.
"I win !"
I won. Like I was always meant to.
Away, you multiple personality disorder maniacs !
Umm, who has Quiche's medication?
...is that a talking chicken?
*stands up, revealing medicine bottle in nest*
Mdine?
*sits back down, waits for bottle to hatch*
...Right.
Oh, not too shabby. Clearing out my backlog of computer games. I finished Mutant Mudds and Retro City Rampage last night at work. How about you?
*sigh* I've fallen back on my World of Warcraft addiction recently. Who can say "no" to pandas?
Surprisingly, I didn't have to have the latest expansion to play a pandaren. Blizzard is getting craftier every year...
Yeah, hopefully, I won't spend my days off just on WoW.
I will not be buying Mists of Pandaria.
They killed the lore with that one for me.
At least those who respected the story-line.
Then again, Thrall got turned into Captain Planet and Garrosh lost his Character Development apparently...
It doesn't seem that bad. It's not like Pandarens are weirder than Worgen or Draenei. So far it seems like all areas are still in their Cataclysm stages except for Stormwind. Oh and that Pokemon type thing they added is addictive.
Kinda hard to keep a storyline going in an MMO. Especially when the majority of folk on there don't get past the "grind-loot" mentality.
Pandaren were an inside joke in Warcraft III.
Worgen and Draenei were canon from the start, unlike the Pandaren.
Eh, orcs are more "militaristic" now. I kinda hate that they pulled a fractured Horde and Sylvannas is a wannabe Lich King. I'm still down with Vol'jin. And elves...they're still magic junkies (Blood) and tree-hugging hippies (Night).
I preferred skinning Worgen than playing them, but that's just me.
I never played on Alliance, so I don't care about them.
Because by the end of the day, the only good Worgen is a dead one for my characters.
Anyway, off that topic...
If I was going to run a homebrew Pathfinder PbP, which sounds most interesting: a Stone Age campaign, an artifact-smashing campaign, or a hard-mode survival campaign?