Last one to post wins

[Pyromaniac]

Eeeeeeexcellent.

[Quiche Lisp]

But I must douse your enthusiasm.

Because I win, and you do not.

And that goes for all the others !

[Charles Scholz]

Thanks for holding my win for me. That was awfuly kind of you.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Anytime, anyone else want cuts in line? I'm not in a hurry here. Please, go ahead.

[Charles Scholz]

I cut myself to the back of the line.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

*pulls a switcheroo*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Never has last place been so satisfying.

[Quiche Lisp]

My very thoughts, strange manic bird.

[gran rey de los everything]

Oh no! Run away Quichey! The bird is reading your mind!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Quiche is like an open book.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

No. Quiche is disgusting egg pie.

[FuelDrop]

I claim victory, but my victory is a victory of all paizo-kind. Unite, and celebrate this joint win! No, you can't just...
You're going to steal my win, aren't you?
NOOOOOOOO!

[gran rey de los everything]

Yes.

[Midnight_Angel]

It's not called stealing if I take something that is rightfully mine!

[Tirq]

But is it really rightfully yours?

[Midnight_Angel]

By all means, it is.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Not.

[Wheatley]

Oi! Whaddaya think yer doin', mate?

[Charles Scholz]

I don't know about him, since I am ignoring him, but I am winning.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Not anymore you aren't.

[Midnight_Angel]

True words, indeed.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I was afraid the win was going to get cold. Thanks for watching it, all of you.

[Old Doc Flumph]

AYup

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Getcher cold tentacles offa the win!

[Bacon gone Wild]

Mmmmmm...Hibachi Chicken, Sushi, and pork fried rice.

[Tirq]

Eaten with a knife!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I just prefer to suck out the souls.

[FuelDrop]

Spoon!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

The win, fork it over.

[TheDiaport]

It's in the bag.

[FuelDrop]

I am going to win this thread. It is inevitable...

[Conman the Bardbarian]

inconceivable

[FuelDrop]

Why do you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Does anybody want a peanut?

[FuelDrop]

Sure, why not? Are they salted?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

As salty as a privateer in the Caribbean.

[FuelDrop]

That IS salty.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I guess I won't be using sea salt anymore.

[Midnight_Angel]

A wise choice. Too much salt can be detrimental to your health.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

But you do need some salt for a well-balanced diet.

[The Nasty Orc]

salt chicken ... yummie

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Denied!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Mmmmm Deep Fried....

[FuelDrop]

Hey, I'm working on a plasma reactor/deep fryer combo for my kitchen, and I need some components. If someone could help me round up the following I'll use the deep fryer to fry up some chicken for the thread:
1) A clue, because I don't have one.
2) A flux capacitor, a vital component of any enterprise.
3) 500 grams of chicken.
4) 500 grams of anti-chicken.
5) 749 meters of 12-gauge steel piping.
6) 2 X 30-liter steel barrels.
7) 11 secret herbs and spices.
8) 20 kg liquid hydrogen.
9) cooking oil.

Thanks in advance.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I do not endorse FuelDrop's project. I do, however, endorse putting his head in one of those jars like Futurama and leaving him on a shelf.

[FuelDrop]

Well, we can cross item 3 off the list... or are you item 4?

[Tirq]

As a Fighter, I promote not having any items except for Potions of CLW, your trusty Sword, your armor, and misc. backstory item depicting your dead mother/lost sister/Billy from down the street.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I am neither. I am chaos incarnate and I don't see that on your list. Although chaos is 6 of the 11 secret herbs and spices...However! My claim remians.

[FuelDrop]

I just swiped Conman The Bardbarian's chicken nuggets from the banned thread, so that's #3 off the list.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I think the next time I level I shall consider a focus in axes.