Justine! Fetch me my Battle Hairspray and a cigarette lighter!
Ah! There he is!
:takes up T-QIJ and places him in a steaming silver teapot. Cries of torment ensue:
I must say, they do make for a most refreshing brew. I like mine with a twist of lemon!
:tiny, agonized screams:
eeeeeeeeeeee, if I fart hard enough, this hot tub turns into a jacuzzi!
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Justine! Fetch me my Battle Hairspray and a cigarette lighter!
That won't be necessary, the tank has been fixed so, the lionfish can return to its enclosure.
*With the lionfish being safely returned to its tank, the castle security apprehend Epic Level Bonnie Tyler.*
Go easy on her, I know a stench ghoul who is looking for a date and, I don't want the goods damaged.
And what of the extension? I was hoping to have a new servants quarters.
The contractor starts on Monday.
Should be completed in 2 weeks.
Justine! Fetch me my Battle Hairspray and a cigarette lighter!That won't be necessary, the tank has been fixed so, the lionfish can return to its enclosure.
*With the lionfish being safely returned to its tank, the castle security apprehend Epic Level Bonnie Tyler.*
Go easy on her, I know a stench ghoul who is looking for a date and, I don't want the goods damaged.
Reiner, do you make a habit of arresting your neighbour's best friends?
eeeeeeeeeeee, if I fart hard enough, this hot tub turns into a jacuzzi!
Thence the flavor, my little friend!
Yes, I do actually, particularly if seek to cause property damage or be a general nuisance.
That, and your brother isn't here. Otherwise, he would be set up with the stench ghoul.
Give it the right outfit, and he'd be more than happy with that.
Juliette, dear, you'll just have to go and bail her out. Bail's set at €500, I believe?
Yes, but I only have €499
You need a Euro!
Excellent, I was hoping that it would start sooner but, progress is progress.
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This is awkward... I only accept/use the currency of my homeland.
Fortunately, by amazing coincidence, Mortvania uses Great British Pounds.
And the bail is set to £10000, I recommend having a bake sale.
Juliette, tell me again why you need both of my kidneys?
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You need a Euro!
I'm holding out for a Euro 'til the end of the night!
No no, that's my fairy Rolling Stones tribute act, though the difference is not immediately apparent, I must agree.
Boys, boys, can't you share the meth-enriched Werther's Originals?
I assume Werther does.
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Agreed. I wonder if the Malodor household likes them? If you get the chance Pulg, ask them for me.
In the meantime, I will have the castle renovated, it's starting to look rundown (interior wise).
Since magic is going to be used, no-one has to do anything. But the castle will get cleared still.
The magic will automatically teleport everyone (except me) to my - unused - summer Manor.
Don't worry, the Manor is clean and newly refurbished. I just never used it.
Alphonse likes them. What he likes doing with them doesn't bear thinking about, though (it takes a lot to make Orcus queasy, but the little beast managed it. Please, please don't ask for details)
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Alphonse likes them. What he likes doing with them doesn't bear thinking about, though (it takes a lot to make Orcus queasy, but the little beast managed it. Please, please don't ask for details)
I have no intention of asking, don't worry. Now, time for the renovation!
*The magic spell teleports everyone (except the count) to the unused summer Manor.*
Alright, let's get to work, might give the rooms a shuffle around as well.
*Uses some more magic to alter the interior of the castle.*
Progress report.
The foundation has been poured and they are starting on the blocking.
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Progress report.
The foundation has been poured and they are starting on the blocking.
Fantastic news! I'm almost finished with my little project, just a few more things.
*The interior of the castle is completely refurbished (and some of the rooms have been moved around).*
And with that, I'm done! Time to focus back on adding to the menagerie.
The acoustics have improved, I must say.
They will, providing the Goblin Hatch has been unlocked and the spike traps disabled.
Progress Report.
The blocking is finished.
Today they are doing the steel floor joist and walls for the first floor.
Thank you father.
Hmm. Three levers here, labelled 'Open Goblin Hatch and disable spike traps','Release Borvil', and 'Marmalade Tsunami'. I can't tell which is which, though, so I'd better pull them all.
Progress report.
First floor framed, starting on the second floor.
{Looks over shoulder} One that can breathe marmalade might be a good choice.
I'll take the spider thing.
Progress report.
Second floor is finish, starting on third floor.
If weather permits, they may start on the roof.
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Did you borrow (or steal) those from Lord Azzur of Blacksand, perchance?
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Not those ones, no. But I did steal the method of creating them, along with a certain Serpent Queen.
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Um, sir (and The when), that "spider thing" is about to...
*The warning comes to late, as the Spider-Man bites The when and Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor.*
Oh dear, that's unfortunate.
*Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor and The when instantly die from the venom.*
Daughter, maybe it would be best not to have your "pets" roam about unchecked.
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Sorry Father.
There was a mix up with the delivery and I was getting it cleared up.
They delivered shingles for the roof instead of slate.
The wretch who made the mistake is learning how to do things with his off hand.
Progress report.
Framing of the roof was finished on Saturday. The slates will be installed today.
The masons are starting to block the outside.
The plumbers are also starting today.