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You need a Euro!

Justine! Fetch me my Battle Hairspray and a cigarette lighter!

*Places lighter in crab7's swaying claw*

*Sings 'Total Ecrabs of The When'*

Oh, yes you will.

Sat on my head, and hairsprayed firmly in place.

"Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Drejk wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

Oh, for crying out loud, Monkey Santa's time change shenanigans are getting ridiculous.

A monkey after my heart.

It's Monkey Santa. He's literally after your own heart. Like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein literally.

I, for one, eagerly welcome our new FrankenKong overlord. I'd like to remind them as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their banana liquor distilleries and underground Red Bull mines.

Selling out to a Simian! Scandalous!

...Selling out to a Simian 'til the end of the night.

NobodysHome wrote:

It really is like nothing I've ever seen in my lifetime, and I'm old. I lived in the Central Valley back when rice burning was still a thing and you'd wake up to a dim, yellow-skied morning.

But it's now 3 hours after sunrise and so dark in the house that if you turn off the lights you'll run into the furniture. From where I'm sitting about 20' from the front window, I cannot see outside at all; not even the sky.

It's impossible to describe or take a decent picture. Even the total eclipse wasn't this dark.

Just amazing.

Scary. But amazing.

So what you are saying is that it is a Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Turnip greens, bright eyes...

May I join you? I need a hero.

You can borrow my hairspray if you want.

Freehold DM wrote:

HAPPY EASTER/PASSOVER/I THINK THATS ALL FOLKS!

You forgot Ostara :p

In related news: Convincing family that you celebrate the holiday via sacrificing virgin rabbits to the Dark Gods of Chaos is hilarious.

JOYOUS EGGSTIVAL TO ALL, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

Now that's a total eclipse, if ever I seed one.

You can tell it rained last night. My hair has poofed out to like twice its normal volume. We're talking 80s level poofiness here. I didn't even try to put it up. There's no hope of containing it when it's like this. :P

I don't see what the problem is.

Turn around, bright eyes.

(Turn arouuuund)

Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all the spears have gone by (without hitting)

(Turn arouuuund)

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I stick a fork in your eyes.

(Turn arouuuund, tight thighs )