Yay! Duck soup and a win just all at the same time.
Shpadoinkle!
*tips over trophy case, breaking wind and the win*
Less-Than-Adequate Duck is banned for being a clumsy sockpuppet of gran rey.
Plus, this puts me in the winning position.
Skwartz?
*trips over Midnight_Angel's feet*
You're banned! Bad ducky!
*kicks the duck out of the thread*
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Thanks so much for getting me my win for me.
Okay guys. I have an idea. Lets all agree that the previous posts were losses, and the next few posts are wins till they, too, are replaced by newer posts.
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Amy noticed the light before exiting the elevator.
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The light also noticed Amy, and it was not happy. Amy has a habit of leaving the lights on when she exits a room. Lights don't like being left on when no one is around and this particular light had had enough. As Amy got out of the elevator, the light shouted "This is for all the times you left me on, you heartless b*+**!" and flung itself at her throat.
oh jeez, violent lights. Then again...
Eh, I might as well be content with victory for the next <insert time between now and next post>
Looks like about 48 minutes.
I feel it has been too long since anyone mentioned bacon.
Bacon flavoured win FTW!!!
What do you know... It does taste like bacon...
Bacon, the sweet smell of success!
Spackle?
*eats all the bacon*
He could now be bacon-flavored duck. Only one way to find out...
Tirq wrote: Duck bacon... Rabbit bacon...
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And once again, nekkid for the win!
Listen, its not my place to say... BUT YOU, SIR, ARE NEKKID!!
I know! It's great isn't it? I've been Nekkid here for 2 years and no one has noticed.
... I've noticed... I haven't even been here for two years and I've known...
Yup, it has been done. FEAR MY GAZE ATTACK! O>O
I mean.
quack.
Kwack?
*looks into gaze attack*
The Duck demands a Fortitude Save as you become a turkey. Also make a will save.
Squabble?
*eats random dice, waits for them to pass so you can read the results*
*uses duck tape to tie up all the ducks*
Flying Things wrote: *flies through thread* Unfortunately that thread has the tensile strength of titanium and it slices you in two.
*is more than one thing. is not worried about losing one or two. is kinda like a swarm.*
*flaps wings in Bogie's eye.*
This is incredibly interesting to watch.
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While you ducks are arguing, I will take the win.
One does not simply tie up a duck with a gaze attack that polymorphs you into a turkey. (PS Midnight Angel, make a fortitude save!)
Also, I'm winning. If you'd like to question it, you can take it up with my Gaze Attack of Baleful Polymorph.
Quack quack. Quack quack quack. QUACK!
*tappy tappy tap*
Duck with Gaze Attack wrote: One does not simply tie up a duck with a gaze attack that polymorphs you into a turkey.
Is that not done in the same way that one does not simply walk into Mordor? 'Cause you can totally do that. You don't need an army, or ninjas, or wizards, or ninja-wizards.
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