Last one to post wins

[Bertious]

Yay! Duck soup and a win just all at the same time.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Shpadoinkle!

*tips over trophy case, breaking wind and the win*

[Midnight_Angel]

Less-Than-Adequate Duck is banned for being a clumsy sockpuppet of gran rey.
Plus, this puts me in the winning position.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Skwartz?

*trips over Midnight_Angel's feet*

[Midnight_Angel]

You're banned! Bad ducky!

*kicks the duck out of the thread*

[1d8+1]

Did I win?

[Mark Hoover]

Not really

[Quiche Lisp]

Nor do you.

[Charles Scholz]

Come to me my win.

[The Mad Badger]

Thanks so much for getting me my win for me.

[Midnight_Angel]

Huh? Your win?

[Tirq]

Okay guys. I have an idea. Lets all agree that the previous posts were losses, and the next few posts are wins till they, too, are replaced by newer posts.

[gran rey de los mono]

No.

[1d8+1]

How about now?

[Grand Magus]

.

Amy noticed the light before exiting the elevator.

.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

The light also noticed Amy, and it was not happy. Amy has a habit of leaving the lights on when she exits a room. Lights don't like being left on when no one is around and this particular light had had enough. As Amy got out of the elevator, the light shouted "This is for all the times you left me on, you heartless b#%%#!" and flung itself at her throat.

[Marthian]

oh jeez, violent lights. Then again...

Eh, I might as well be content with victory for the next <insert time between now and next post>

[gran rey de los mono]

Looks like about 48 minutes.

[gran rey de los bacon]

I feel it has been too long since anyone mentioned bacon.

[Bertious]

Bacon flavoured win FTW!!!

[Tirq]

What do you know... It does taste like bacon...

[DJ-Bogie]

Bacon, the sweet smell of success!

[Tirq]

It makes me want to eat.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Spackle?

*eats all the bacon*

[Tirq]

Duck bacon...

[gran rey de los stereo]

He could now be bacon-flavored duck. Only one way to find out...

[gran rey de los bacon]

Tirq wrote:

Duck bacon...

Rabbit bacon...

[gran rey de los mono]

In case any of you are interested, JourneyQuest started its second season last week. You can see it, and the first season, here. If you wait until the end of the second season episodes, in the list of contributors you can see my name. My real name. I'm not going to tell you which one I am, though.

[Tirq]

Would you tell me?

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, nay.

[gran rey de los nekkid]

And once again, nekkid for the win!

[DJ-Bogie]

It's Nekkid Time!!!!!!

[Ninjaotic]

Listen, its not my place to say... BUT YOU, SIR, ARE NEKKID!!

[DJ-Bogie]

I know! It's great isn't it? I've been Nekkid here for 2 years and no one has noticed.

[Ninjaotic]

... I've noticed... I haven't even been here for two years and I've known...

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[DJ-Bogie]

Duck Roasting Eye Rays!

[Duck with Gaze Attack]

Yup, it has been done. FEAR MY GAZE ATTACK! O>O

I mean.

quack.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Kwack?

*looks into gaze attack*

[Duck with Gaze Attack]

The Duck demands a Fortitude Save as you become a turkey. Also make a will save.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Squabble?

*eats random dice, waits for them to pass so you can read the results*

[Midnight_Angel]

*uses duck tape to tie up all the ducks*

[Flying Things]

*flies through thread*

[DJ-Bogie]

Flying Things wrote:

*flies through thread*

Unfortunately that thread has the tensile strength of titanium and it slices you in two.

[Flying Things]

*is more than one thing. is not worried about losing one or two. is kinda like a swarm.*

*flaps wings in Bogie's eye.*

[Tirq]

This is incredibly interesting to watch.

[Charles Scholz]

While you ducks are arguing, I will take the win.

[Duck with Gaze Attack]

One does not simply tie up a duck with a gaze attack that polymorphs you into a turkey. (PS Midnight Angel, make a fortitude save!)

Also, I'm winning. If you'd like to question it, you can take it up with my Gaze Attack of Baleful Polymorph.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack quack. Quack quack quack. QUACK!

*tappy tappy tap*

[gran rey de los everything]

Duck with Gaze Attack wrote:

One does not simply tie up a duck with a gaze attack that polymorphs you into a turkey.

Is that not done in the same way that one does not simply walk into Mordor? 'Cause you can totally do that. You don't need an army, or ninjas, or wizards, or ninja-wizards.