I like a good Irish cheddar myself, but any high quality cheese is good enough for me.
I will be there of course!!! I was unaware I had a(nother) sister!
A sister from another mister.
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I believe, if memory serves me right Kileanna, that Damp Gwynneth is the love child of your mother and the man you knew as "Uncle Mickey" when they were marooned on Venus Island for nigh on three weeks. Sadly, "Uncle Mickey" developed a terrible pollen allergy to the Venus Flytraps that inhabit the island and that's ultimately what caused him to be incredibly unwell in the latter stages of his life (as his immune system was not as strong as it once was) and led to his unfortunate death, I'm truly sorry about that. But at least you now know why your sister has always been so close to you, even if you never noticed, especially when her father died.
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Oh, so mom didn't kill my sister's father then? She must be her favorite daughter!!!
I am excited to know her anyway, but I am pretty sure that my other sister, Cat is not going to like her...
She's not my blood sister really, just my foster sister, but she's a bit... overprotective at times.
Bear in mind that Damp Gwynneth was brought up by Water Elemental nuns, hence her name, so she's led a very sheltered life.
(Jarlsberg)
I had a bear in my mind once...
It gnawed it's way free.
It gave him an UN-bear-able headache.
He bearly made it to the hospital.
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It gave him an UN-bear-able headache.
HEY HEY HEY. Keep stealin my lines and its going to get grizzly in here.
HEY HEY HEY. Keep stealin my lines and its going to get grizzly in here.
Take it easy, or do you want me to turn you into a scorched teddybear?
(Muhahaha)
HEY HEY HEY. Keep stealin my lines and its going to get grizzly in here.Take it easy, or do you want me to turn you into a scorched teddybear?
(Muhahaha)
I hope that wasn't meant to be a pun because it did not meet the koalafications.
I would know I'm an expert in all things bear and pun.
Also don't set me on fire it would be teddyous.
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Also don't set me on fire it would be teddyous.
Okay, I won't.
*freezes the Un-Bear-able one*
Went with the polar opposite I see well fortunately i'm part <see pun>
And that is how the pun-bear is summoned. (So you know what not to do.)
Really you guys were asking for it.
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I was seeing if that worked.
I was not disappointed.
He is a evil game hamster.
He aught to be, after that evening course in Evil Plans & You, i hosted last month. He was my star pupil.
Its always the little guys.
Bear in mind that he could be enormous and we could be tiny, and we just see things the opposite way around because the Committee of Thirteen are manipulating our mind-lenses from their secret base below Newport.
I will try to Bear that in mind.
It could turn out to be an unbearable thought though.
And it may cause mass pandamonium in the streets.
As people realize the grizzly truth.
Start going to Yogi classes. That'll calm you down.
I took a basket full of 'em once.
They were unbearably boring.
And it may cause mass pandamonium in the streets.
Sounds like it was a claws call.
I took a basket full of 'em once.
They were unbearably boring.
Aw you paw thing.
Start going to Yogi classes. That'll calm you down.
I used to go to yogi classes but I fell and got a Boo Boo.
*Maximized empowered Fireball to the bear*
*Maximized empowered Scorching ray on what remains*
Those puns are terrible.....
I'd have thought that you'd be used to it. Surely good jokes are pretty had to come by in the nine circles of hell?
Where is Venus Island in relation to GoatToucher Island? Same archipelago?
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GoatToucher Island is like Brigadoon or The Black Fortress (see how many of you old-timers catch that reference) in that it disappears and reappears intermittently in various locations around the world.
In a way, all Islands have the potential to be GoatToucher Island.
I'd have thought that you'd be used to it. Surely good jokes are pretty had to come by in the nine circles of hell?
I spent nine eternities cleaning up the remains of folks who offended TFF with poor jokes.
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*Maximized empowered Fireball to the bear*
*Maximized empowered Scorching ray on what remains*
Those puns are terrible.....
Well I mean his name is un-bear-able puns... Were you expecting maybe bear-able puns?
Also I didn't think the boo boo one was terrible.
your buttering me up eh? Does this mean you want something?
You know I have to say that you would be sorely disappointed in making a meal of me. all that hair... also I did not know you were a people eating clown.
That's IT.
I'm out of here.
(But not for to long.)
I get IT.
I did say not for long.
Pennywise the Clown.
Pennywise the band.
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Bring them to the party too, it'll give our other band the opportunity to rest every now and then. Now to finish setting up my base of operations in this garden. With Venus Island sinking into the sea every now and then, it's actually quite annoying to regrow the foliage that gets damaged by the seawater.
*The plant life grows more majestically, turning the section of the garden into a miniature rainforest with many Venus Flytraps about.*
You'd think that someone would notice, particularly the owner.
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