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Pulg wrote:

*Bangs on side of van*

Oi, are you still serving? I want two large fish & chips, a battered sausage, scollops and scraps and three portions of mushy peas. Give us a bottle of Dandelion & Burdock too, while you're at it.

Man talk about unrealistic expectations for what a van could serve.


If you don't ask, you don't get.


Pulg wrote:
If you don't ask, you don't get.

You do make a good point. I shall bow to your superior hairlodge.


Pulg wrote:
If you don't ask, you don't get.

Take it from me: this statement is demonstrably false.

Scarab Sages

Take it from me!

*hands GoatToucher a hissing cartoon anarchist bomb*


That juicy prize for the winner will be mine. All mine!!


Think again ye olde Scoundrel!!


Wait theirs a prize other then gloating and lording it over everyone?

Sovereign Court

Well, I'm offering free tickets to visit the menagerie (each ticket allows for two people, so do be sure to bring a friend). But I don't know if there is indeed a prize to be won simply by posting last. And even then, the Devs are the ones who decide that.


The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:
Well, I'm offering free tickets to visit the menagerie (each ticket allows for two people, so do be sure to bring a friend). But I don't know if there is indeed a prize to be won simply by posting last. And even then, the Devs are the ones who decide that.

A game? So kind of you to join me!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Wait theirs a prize other then gloating and lording it over everyone?

There is, to whit, two large fish & chips, a battered sausage, scollops and scraps and three portions of mushy peas, plus a bottle of Dandelion & Burdock


I'll take everything other than the mushy peas.
...
Well...
That does depend on how good the chips are.


Skiron wrote:

*van roars in agony, then partially regenerates, sprouts vulcanized rubber tentacles, grabs 1d4 goblin babies and devours them*

*inside, Skiron pats steering wheel approvingly, coughs in mild annoyance at the smoke, sips tea from jewel-encrusted scrimshaw thermos*

{stuffs every exterior crack and crevice in the van with explosives... and a couple of Lew Zealand's week old boomerang fishes} Did somebody say THERMITE?

KABOOM!


After what happened to the forums today, Crazy Harry III was about to win.

Liberty's Edge

Zathras is reminded of great woman's wisdom: "No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow."


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And back on top again.


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Your top needs its weekly trimming again.

I've called Guiseppe the barber already.


I think the best barber I've had so far was that dragon. Talk about thorough


I think he took your request for a short back & sides a little literally. I'm sure you didn't actually want your torso bitten in half.


Yeah It was not idea. Fortunately back in 3.5 I had 3 20th level wizards make me immortal so it all comes back real fast.

Sovereign Court

I don't need to worry about barbers, my hair stays at a constant short length.

*People start realising that I'm standing over the dead body of William Werminster and it's obvious that I killed him.*

Just remember, when you play a game with me, it ain't just points you'll lose.


I'm not that worried I beat you back in BC and that was like 40 levels ago.


What were you doing in British Columbia?

Eating cheesey snacks out of a plaid hat with floppy ears while riding a moose, perhaps?


That would be the logical conclusion.


Hey! I thought we pugwampis had taken the site down for good! Dang it.


What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fshhhh!


William Werminster wrote:

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fshhhh!

flounder.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
William Werminster wrote:

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fshhhh!

flounder.

Keith.


that one definitely has an I ^


Vidmaster7 wrote:
William Werminster wrote:

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fshhhh!

flounder.

DO THE BLUTO!!!


Wylliam Harrison wrote:

*Aims laser rifle at the goblins'head*

ZZZZAP!!!

"Mission completed, target neutralized.
Can someone call the infernal janitor Todd, to clean this up?"

Sorry I took me so long, but after that Baby Goblin incident I had to take a small vacati-- WHAT THE WHAT NOW!? I LEAVE FOR JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AND THIS IS WHAT THE PLACE LOOKS LIKE!?


I sometimes wonder what Todd did to get this job. It must have been real real bad.


Let's face it, it's probably more interesting than being a Celestial Janitor, where the air is delicately perfumed with angel farts and the floors clean themselves.


I would be ok with self-cleaning floors.

Sovereign Court

I'm not, those bloody things talk! It's so unnerving to be walking along then hearing a disembodied voice telling you to get off.


Hello. You seem to be trying to walk across this floor. Would you like some help with that?

Scarab Sages

*floats*

Dark Archive

We all float down here.


I don't.


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Depends what I've been smoking, man.

That Panamanian Fluffprong Catnip is some gooooooood s************t.


Ok so I only float sometimes.


*hovers*


*dives*


*Wins* :)


*wipes*

*the floors... What did you think he wiped?*

Sovereign Court

*Rides on an arsinoitherium.*

Yet another animal escaped from quarantine, but at least I was able to put a riding saddle (complete with reins) on it.


He'll be riding an arsinoitherium when he comes.

He'll be riding an arsinoitherium when he comes.

He'll be riding an arsinoitherium.

With iron panties on so you can't spear its bum,

Riding an arsinoitherium when he comes.

Ai yai yippee ippey ai.


I'm back.


Back from where?


my 2 days off.

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