Last one to post wins

[Ventnor]

I'll give you 30 seconds.

[KenderKin]

Five minutes...or less

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Look, why don't you guys just buy some egg timers? Here, I'll start you off with mine.

*Hands over a unused egg timer in the shape of a vampire chicken.*

I bought it for when I needed to make cakes, but then I remembered that cooking just isn't my thing.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Trade you this for the Win.

*hands Avatar of Zon-Kuthon a hefty bedside alarm clock; it's ticking very loudly....*

[Ventnor]

Which came first: the chicken timer, or the egg timer?

[Molten Dragon]

:insert evil chicken here:

[Pulg]

And, as always, 'here' means 'GoatToucher'

[KenderKin]

Swats nose, bad dog....off the thread!

[Ventnor]

There is no off thread. We are all that is, and all the will be, and this thread is our illusion of reality of finest dreams.

[Pulg]

...And treasure!

[Sissyl]

Ventnor wrote:

There is no off thread. We are all that is, and all the will be, and this thread is our illusion of reality of finest dreams.

Sad now.

[Molten Dragon]

Ventnor wrote:

There is no off thread. We are all that is, and all the will be, and this thread is our illusion of reality of finest dreams.

I post therefore I am.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

POOG!!!!!

[GoatToucher]

Not often, but sometimes.

[Partylf Sunev]

Gobble up any who oppose my claiming the win.

[Ventnor]

I'm sorry, but we can't get any of the turkeys to fly upside down. They can only gobble down.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Speaking of 'gobbling' does anyone know where I can find a crocodile to throw this alarm clock into? I don't mind losing a hand if necessary.

[Ventnor]

I'm afraid I'm fresh out of crocodiles. Only have caimans.

[Molten Dragon]

I'll just post here.

[Schism]

Here a post.
There a post.
Everywhere a post.

[KenderKin]

Post post

[Ventnor]

EE AIY EE AIY OH!!!

[GoatToucher]

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAA!!!

[KenderKin]

GoatToucher wrote:

RC Cola

.....And a moon pie.

[Mercutio Menschjaeger]

DRAAAAAAAAAACULAAAAAAA!!!

Hmm...my alpenhorn seems to require some tuning....

[Pulg]

Alpenhorn. Pah. You're clearly over-compensating for something.

[BlackLightning]

i think i am in over my head here . . . can any body take time to explain to a poor defenseless chimera what in the world is going on here?
*attempts to look cute but ends up looking more frightening than before*

[Pulg]

BlackLightning has won, everybody. You can all go home.

[Molten Dragon]

Yeah BlackLightning!!! He won!!

Release the scary clowns!

[Alexis "The Odd" Trismegistis]

*blinks, looks around*

[The Amazing Vanzetti]

*coughs politely*

[Belphegor]

If you have to ask, you don't need to know.

Edit:That's strange. I know someone asked a question.

[The Balcony-Seat Hecklers]

*snores*

*looks around nervously, then pulls out a tape recorder, presses 'Play'*

TAPE RECORDING: "D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!"

[The CLAW]

*tries making a one-handed cat's cradle*

[Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian]

*ignores everyone, keeps scrawling in notebook*

[Kat's Eye]

Hey, what are you doing to my bed?

[Ekanta Hanoi]

*stands absolutely still and silent*

[Johnny Depp Puppet]

Johnny Depp?

[Kali Altzairu]

*glowers, taps foot*

[Khāṇa Tsogtsos]

*gives Belphegor and Avatar of Zon-Kuthon a strange, hungry look*

[Pulg]

"And I can never, never, never go home
Because I haven't got one"

Ohhh Mozzywozzywoo, you so pwofound.

[Koko The Gorilla]

*Clown Time Now Hurry*

[Lucija Lal Rani]

Well, where are we? *looks pointedly at Eidolon*

"I am uncertain..."

[Nectanebo the Vulture]

I...I'm sorry, wasn't I supposed to be somewhere else?

[Nemesis Melek]

*clasps hands*

[The Phantom of the Opera]

*tries to hide*

[R2-FU]

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........*

[Sasithorn Loom]

Gaugh! It's so bright in here....

[Sihir Aneh]

*prestidigitates a tiny thundercloud for Sasithorn and himself*

[Skiron]

*plays mumblety-peg...with Pulg's hand*