As a rule, a goblin's a fool.
Give him a pickle, he starts to drool.
Tell him to sit, he falls off the stool.
And he can never, never, win at... Billiards.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
*golf clap*
Pirates and bad poetry...
I don't know what to say.
Say nothing or your laryngitis will get worse.
MY HEAD GREW BACK!!!! WE STILL DOIN THE PIRATE THING OR HAVE WE MOVED ON!?!
We're halfway to moving on... Which means most of us are ready, but a few diehards won't let go.
Yarr???
.......
!!!!!!!!!!
:eyes narrow, chill wind blows:
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And I can hear you, even without my hearing aide. I thought ninjas were supposed to be quiet.
First pirates, and now ninjas. What's next? Zombies? Dinosaurs? Zombie-dinosaurs?
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ZOMBIE DINOSAURS!!!!!!
Almost as bad as lawyers.
Otyughs!
Definately better than lawyers.
GOBLINS!
Animated objects! Quickly, sing Disney songs everyone!
MESSAGE BOARD TROLLS!!!!
What?
He just felt like yelling your name for no reason.
So this is how one wins? yes? Then I win!!
No Poog does, but good to see more goblins in thread.
*Burns Goblin Kid and "THE" Poog of Zarongel to death with the Death Lazer™*
What goblins?
*Goblin Kid Reveals his true deityship*
No one can Kick Poor Goblin kid now!! he a god!!
Nope, only Zarongel be god.
Nope, only Zarongel be god.
But I want to be a god, that not fair!!
You have to be named after a god, have the same name as a god, or be a PC to be a god.
Thats why I count (technically, thought my research has proved that gods don't exist, which is why I am technically a quantum singularity. No one can prove I exist. Same for my other personality The God Of Mad Science).
AoZK counts, I guess Poog counts, but not you poor little goblin kid. Too bad.
Also:
Unless you are me, which you are not.
You have to be named after a god, have the same name as a god, or be a PC to be a god.
What if i new god? not got a book yet? huh? And if no one can prove you exist, what ya dong on this thread? that stupid that.
Goblin gods wouldn't have books. Or anything written. Also, the win is now a magical item that one can unfortunately possess for only a limited amount of time.
My Book got funny pictures in of goblin kid killing you!!
The problem with the win is that it will inevitably leave your hands. And no constellation prizes. Unless you're a god. Consolation prizes are in beta test however.
'ive it back, 'ive it back stupid flying thing!!
Look this is really simple: I don't exist, so you cannot prove I do exist, so you cannot prove I am not here, because you cannot prove I am anywhere, so you cannot prove that anything is real so to put things really simply: I exist because I don't which proves that no can prove I exist or not, which means that I could exist more than you. The key is that by not existing I infact exist. And there is no one who can prove otherwise without going insane. Also I hold status as a quantum singularity. It is part of my god title. Check my stats page for the full title.
You must go through ascention
In an unrelated note: I'm winning again.
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I don't think the flitting bard has a choice, little goblin. At least when it comes to letting go of that orb...
:a shadow flies at a horrendous speed from above the flying bard, and body checks Auriea into the ground before grabbing the win:
You see, 'tis a good thing to work in a group. Distraction tactics aside, generally more players mean a better team, if they can work well together. Isn't that right, Veran'th?
:The winged eidolon nods, and lowers to one knee as to let the wayang climb to his saddle:
Goblin kid gone through the stupid ascension thing. It happened while goblin boss was kicking him one day. Goblin kid see many strange things. then he woke up. he new goblin, but they still kick him...
Meanwhile, I winning so hah! Stupid pinkie!!
Goblin kid first learn about shanking adventurers, before be able to win.