*OWWWWWW*.....that had to hurt.
You win the carnival game, sir jester, but i'm taking the lead again.
You do that. I will, while you sit fiddling with your lead stuff, take the gold instead.
:looks of into the distance wistfully, a funny little smile on his face:
OOPS! I think I just stepped in some win.
Get your disgusting feet away from my victory.
I'M ALREADY THERE!
WHERE? I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY AND I HAVEN'T SEEN YA!!!
Stop covering your eyes, you regenerating scum!
YEAH!!! IMMA NICE TROLL!!! JUST ASK PRIVATE TINY!!!
My chest is poke-proof!
Sorry boss. Was kinda busy wot with the goblin war and all. Thanks for tha better half.
My chest is poke-proof!
Whatever you do don't let GoatToucher hear that any part of you is poke proof. He takes it as a personal challange. *shudders and starts weeping as he flashbacks to his encounter with GoatToucher*
BAH! What a pathetic thing you have become.
If you had stayed with us rats, you would be fine.
PULL YERSELF TOGETHER PRIVATE TINY OR I'LL MAKE THE OTHER PRIVATE TINY THE NEW PRIVATE TINY!!!! Wait a minute.... I'm confused now.
Get out here, you flea-infested beast!
FIREBALL!
DOH! RIGHT IN THE FACE! *dies for the umpteenth time*
Hah! Joke's on you! My jerkitude makes me immune to affection, you vile witch!
You slap like a baby otter! I stand victorious!
*Puts jaw back in place*
AWWW BABY OTTERS ARE CUTE! *punts Alastor*
You just punted the win into my waiting arms.
Ninja'd.
HEY ALASTOR BETTER PULL THEM BRITCHES BACK UP BEFORE GOATTOUCHER COMES SNIFFIN ROUND HERE AGAIN!!!
Keep that piece of leather, untrustworthy hag... I'm proud of my magnanimous thighs!
...And of my victory!
*Stungun shoots Alastor down.*
Well now, that makes me in winning position again.
Nyahahaha...*coups de grace Alastor*, slitting his throat.
Then disappears in the shadows.
*makes a point of falling unconscious slightly ahead of Auriea*
*watches Koko make various signs*
AWWWWW. LOVE YOU TOO DEAF MONKEY!!!!
:quietly drags Alastor's unconscious body around the corner:
:leaves the rest to your imagination/ worst fears:
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You wait, I will take the win.
KITTY!!!!!!!
I'm no goat! You're not legally allowed to touch me!
*curls into fetal position*
Didn't stop him in my case.
OOOH. A nice juicy Rattus rattus for my supper while I celebrate my win.
KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!!! IMMA LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND NAME HIM GEORGE!!!!!
Well... It seems my health insurance is worth the gold... Back away, creature.
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Don't blame anyone else, Trip. You PRETENDED to be a poor, defenseless goat.
My win, btw.
Nuh-uh, Poog take win.
* roughly petting a struggling Kat's Eye*
WAITAMINUTE!!!! You mean Private Tiny wuz dat goat wanderin round here last week?