Last one to post wins

[Amazon Princess Diana]

You should stay away from sex for the winy. My jkwin exactly

[Cr500cricket]

meh
it's mine

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Nope it isn't, the win is mine.

[Cr500cricket]

There you are wrong it is mine

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Nope again.

[Sindalla]

And I disappear, a ghost amidst the combat, preparing to strike.

-Zer0 (Borderlands 2)

This thread is mine!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Sorry to say, but the thread's Billy May's.
To top it, the win is mine.

[Cr500cricket]

fiend, stop being delusional we all know it's mine

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Hahaha......

nope it isn't.

[Cr500cricket]

Hahahahaha......
yes it is.

[Waterhammer]

And then...

Not!

Talking to the win. (Yeah, I know that's weird.) "Hello there little win, did you miss me? Those other people don't appreciate you like I do."

[Cr500cricket]

Waterhammer is too crazy to win it's definitely mine

[Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D.]

Delusional and more personalities than Sybil. The win can't be yours because it's a cigar. In all things psychoanalytical, it's my win.

[Cr500cricket]

Nope

[The Fiend Fantastic]

And still it's not meant to be yours

[Cr500cricket]

It is though
when you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace

[Sissyl]

No.

[Cr500cricket]

stop trying to steal my win. It's a nuisance.

[Sissyl]

Honestly... we've been at this for a while now. It would be a little interesting to total up the time each of us has had the win...

[Conman the Bardbarian]

the answer is zero

[Gruumash .]

Except for my win which I own and it equals one. Like the number you know like me being number 1.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Oh yeah, that...well, no.

[Cr500cricket]

stop kidding yourselves

[Schism]

Yeah, baby goats are not playthings.

Win, just in case you didn't know.

[Cr500cricket]

You are a crazy @$$ gnome you know that, this win is mine

[Conman the Bardbarian]

that WON't cut it

[The Fiend Fantastic]

No, but this razor will cut the argument short.
As such the win is mine for now.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

also short

[Cr500cricket]

That razor should be used on your tacky goatee fiend
and this not-so-tacky win is still mine

[Conman the Bardbarian]

being not-so-tacky doesn't stick

[Cr500cricket]

A GPS microchip is the next best thing

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Cr500cricket wrote:

A GPS microchip is the next best thing

If you want to probe yourself that's your business.

[Schism]

Cr500cricket wrote:

You are a crazy @$$ gnome you know that, this win is mine

I am NOT a gnome.

[Cr500cricket]

derro sorry

[Waterhammer]

Day-O, she's a Day-O! Daylight comin', and I wanna go home.

Also (I'm) taking possession of the win.

[Cr500cricket]

No you aren't

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Neither are you.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

And on it goes.

[Cr500cricket]

It's still mine don't make me clinch it again

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Please please do

[Cr500cricket]

"clinches Conman"
warm up :)

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Oh you could warm up any time, just die and we can judge how warm you'll be spending time.

Which is a win for..well, ME. :)

[Cr500cricket]

still mine

[Conman the Bardbarian]

not still

[Cr500cricket]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
"kicks everyone else into a pit"

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Bury me with it

[Cr500cricket]

THIS IS MY WIN!!!!!!!!
" " "

[Conman the Bardbarian]

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

[Cr500cricket]

Hehe...no

[Sissyl]

*clambes slowly out of the pit, shedding rotting flesh along the way, moving only by iron determination to TAKE THAT WIN!*

*takes the win*