Lester the Jester is banned for bringing up nostalgia I'm too young to have.
IHiYO is banned fopr being false, thus UN-Canon, period.
IHiYC is banned because I've seen the truth and it is CANON!
High Pontiff of Canon is banned because I prefer Fanon.
Rashly is banned for lurid tendencies.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for cross-referencing silly posts.
IHIYC is banned for group thinking.
I ban you for not worshiping ME!!
Banjo is banned because Quiche may actually secretly worship you. He just doesn't know it. Yet.
Rashly5 is banned for revealing my secret faith. Huu... which is NOT ! I mean: I do not worship Banjo the puppet !
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned so as to prevent the start of an (un)holy inquisition.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because he should know that nobody expects the Spanish inquisition !
IHIYC is banned for beating a mime horse.
Alissa's Bear is banned for eating a horse.
Banned because I wish I could eat a whole horse.
Magic is banned because of his hubristic name.
Magic is banned again because I left open the door of my refrigerator (again !) while reading the Paizo forums, and someone must pay for that.
What is this talk of horses?
What's the worse that can happen, I'm friggin dead already
Chaz is banned for seeing stars
Gruumash is banned because I can't find him on my star chart. This thing cost 200 GP!
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for clueing in naive buyers.
Rashly5 is banned for being of an indeterminate species (the dreaded "badger-fox"... of "fox-badger" maybe ?)
rashly5 is banned for buying naives.
Schmorgan Heckengaard is banned after being soundly defeated by gnomish ninjas of the Bamboo-Zle clan !
No gnomes know how to defeat me!
Now, cling tenaciously to my buttocks and I shall let you have second place as I win.
Toasty is banned for not actually banning in his ban post. Also, he wears Ban roll on and lives in Bannington Square on Bantock Street. Ban.
Mark Hoover is banned because I am sick of banning him already.
ALG is banned because his kobold doesn't stop yelling.
♣♠Magic♦♥ The Gathered is banned because he subconsciously wants me to ban him and I'm too happy to oblige.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because I only ever used AD&D 1.0 psionics once... and it drove me MAD !
MUAHAHAHAHAHA !
HEHEHEEHEHEH !
RRRRRRGGGG !
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for having posted 3 minutes ago.
Cue Ball is banned for not using enough wax on his head to really make it shine.