Mark Hoover is banned for pretending to be the grand-son of El Rey de Los Bacon.
Quiche Lisp is banned for being that general disgruntled look he has at this time of night.
DJEternalDarkness is banned for having that smugly gruntled look he is fond of wearing.
Karen is banned for giving me an EyeFull.
Gran Rey is banned for poking the obvious in the eye.
Lisp is banned because I don't see a lisp in his posts.
Marthian is banned for demanding semantics. Just read it with the lisp.
DJED is banned for being Anti-Semantic.
Tirq is banned for his part in the Grand Turkey Debacle.
Tirq is banned for thinking the Trout's first name is Regardless.
( as in "Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" )
DJB is banned for a terrible joke. Dude!
Tirq is banned for being such a sneaky ninja regardless of the armor; must be his ascott
Gran rey de los everything is banned for demanding to see licenses. What are you some kind of cop?
Gran is banned for demanding a license for what comes natural to EVERYONE
Mark Hoover is banned for thinking what he does is natural.
Dr. Sigmund is banned for luring unsuspecting "patients" with candy.
Gran rey de los stereo is banned for being greedy.
gran rey de los stereo is banned for liking One Piece.
gran rey de los snack eater is banned for eating those cookies and drinking that milk left out for me next to the Christmas tree.
The very naughty V.C. O'Bee gets another lump of coal for ninja'ing me.
SlaadiClaws is banned for checking for Christmas bribes long after they'd been devoured.
gran rey de los stereo is banned for trying to get me to buy an appliance I don't need and watch ABC Family.
The Chicken is banned for not wanting to help the economy.
gran is banned for not thinking that watching tv at all would help the economy.
gran rey de los everything is banned for not liking stimulation.
Signore di Fortuna is banned for putting an image into my head that will require excessive amounts of brain bleach to get rid of.
Muahahaha! Midnight_Angel is banned for being so Victorian.
Signore di Fortuna is banned for stealing my job.
Zedda is banned for lying about having a job.
Only legal professions are jobs. Everything else are illegal hobbies.
YAAR, Captain Spalding be banned fer interferin' with me quest fer BOOTY!
YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! is banned for not really being a pirate because pirates don't announce themselves unless they are dumb or have a death wish. Ergo, YIBAP isn't allowed to quest for "BOOTY" either.
SDF is banned because no one should EVER be restricted or judged in their quest for BOOTY. Yaar, or meow; it's all good as long as you're not hurting anyone.
Yaar, Mark Hoover be banned fer bein' a supporter o' piracy.
YAAR, Ninjaotic be banned fer pretendin' ta be a ninjer.
YAAR, tha' Ninjaotic fellar be banned again fer thinkin' he isn't a turkey.