Prankster is banned for having a master salad. We all know salads are only subordinates.
DJEternalDarkness is banned for not realizing salad's true potential. If you only knew the POWER, of the Dark Salad...
All salads are mine, Mark Hoover of the Inscrutable Face ! You are so BANNED !
All your Salad are belong to us.
Quiche Lisp is banned for failing to comply peacefully.
Charles Scholz is banned for not showing off. What's under the hood, pal?
gran is turned into a turkey for not being intimidated by my flightless friend.
Now if you'll excuse me, now I must increase my gaze powers, and obtain a Gaze Attack that bans people.
Duck with Gaze Attack is banned for unwarranted use of the spoiler function.
El gran rey de los monos esta banneado por su ignorancia de las problemas de su projimo mono. Tambien, por su falta de plantanas. Que tipo de rey de monos no las tenga?!
The Elusive Trout is banned as no habla espanol y mis pezones explotan con deleite!
DJEternalDarkness is banned for copyright infringement of Monty Python's Hungarian Phrasebook sketch. NAUGHTY~!
Elusive is banned for giving me "the look"
Bogie, you're banned because you see, but you don't observe.
The Elusive Trout is banned for not looking like a sneaky fish.
Chicken is banned for looking like a sneaky bird.
Bogie is banned for being a macular degenerate.
The Elusive Trout is banned for public mastication.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for amassing a creepy trove of doll heads in the larder (whether or not this is actually true)
Zedda is banned for being so Crass
Bogie is banned for failing to produce audible music.
Lupi is banned for not having rats in the well.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for making assumptions without checking first to see if they were true.
Lupi is banned for underestimating my omnipresence.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for not being with me when I need a friend, if he/she/and/or/it really is omnipresent.
Lupi is banned for confusing me with a friendlier chicken...or duck.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for being highly suspect for knowing about her ducks.
Halflingtime is banned for forgetting about the whole omnipresence thing.
Tirq esta baneado por su olor. Huele mal.
The Elusive Trout is banned for being quite easy to find.
Gran rey is banned for holding too many crowns.
I look at everyone. Everyone is banned for being looked at by me-Hey, is that a mirror of... Oh crap I looked at myself.
DGA is banned a second time in utter oblivion for being such a control freak that he banned himself, thus depriving the ban-community of a much deserved ban opportunity.
gran rey de los stereo is banned for hating on deodorant.
GRDLS is banned for banning someone else based on overuse when he has like 78 aliases
gran rey is banned for using the same boring avatar with all of his aliases
Gran Rey de Los Stereo is banned because I'm envious and spiteful of his clever word play.
Quiche Lisp is banned because of one too many avatars.