taig's Twelve Days of Third Partymas, Year Two

[Sundakan]

Man, those are some loaded dice. Are those your special digital PC killer set?

[Freehold DM]

Wraithguard wrote:

Alright, all caught up except for Baron Arem Heshvaun. Responded to the PM a bit ago but so far no word. *Tries to poke Baron through the computer screen* Nope, didn't work. Back to waiting.

Given out some fun stuff so far, including a few things I do not have listed. :)

reaching out to the Baron now.

[Wraithguard]

Thanks man. I was hoping someone knew him.

[Tacticslion]

Wraithguard wrote:

Alright, all caught up except for Baron Arem Heshvaun. Responded to the PM a bit ago but so far no word. *Tries to poke Baron through the computer screen* Nope, didn't work. Back to waiting.

Given out some fun stuff so far, including a few things I do not have listed. :)

Freehold DM wrote:

reaching out to the Baron now.

Wraithguard wrote:

Thanks man. I was hoping someone knew him.

Hah! There was another page! I was ninja'd (and by someone who's likely going to be more successful)!

But, just in case, I added this!

(Given that FHDM and the baron hang out together IRL, though, I'm pretty sure that's going to get him first.)

Also, thank you so much for your generosity, Wraithguard~!

[Oddman80]

N. Jolly wrote:

Them. The word you're looking for is 'them'.

Interesting... http://grammar.about.com/od/rs/g/Singular-They.htm

When I went to school, doing this was always marked as incorrect. I found it terribly frustrating, given how awkward it was to write speak about a generic, hypothetical person without using the singular "They".

It's a relief to hear that this has become more widely accepted, and no longer just colloquial.

Anyway.... WOOHOO! I Won!

[Wraithguard]

Tacticslion wrote:

Hah! There was another page! I was ninja'd (and by someone who's likely going to be more successful)! But, just in case, I added this!

I hadn't thought of checking the FaWtL threads, though I have read through them every now and then.

Tacticslion wrote:

Also, thank you so much for your generosity, Wraithguard~!

Just returning the favor. I happened to win something last year and I figured I could help out this year. Especially since so much cool stuff I've bought I haven't had nearly enough time to try out.

[PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco]

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

N. Jolly wrote:

Also man, I'm really racking up these nat 1s, I should be glad I'm not in a game with these rolls.

But you are.........the game of life........

Dun dunn DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Welcome to the Churn." [/Amos Burton]*

* Season 2 of The Expanse starts February 8th! Bobbie!!!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

OK, as if the rolls weren't Chaotic enough... on the 11th Day's (December 24th's) draw/roll, I'll donate up to $10 in 3PP PDFs to one person who rolls a natural 6 (or if more than one person rolls it, whomever wins the roll off). I'll also throw in an extra 3PP PDF of my choosing as a bonus. :)

Thanks again to Mike/taig/rawr! and everyone else who helped make this such a success, and good luck!

[Tacticslion]

Bwahahahah~!

Let organized anarchy reeeeeeiiiiiiiign~!

Because of the extreme generosity I've received this year... it's time to give back~!

Take THAT, unsuspecting people~!

NYAHAHAHAHAH~!

>:D

Because Dire Rugrat celebrated their three with a roll of three, I'll celebrate our two with a roll of two!

Sadly, since I don't have much, it'll have to be a grand total of two twos! Why? To create confusion er, to make sure I can do so and still stay in my budget!

So here's the deal - all those who have rolled a two at any time in the first six days join a pool compiled by taig*. After that pool is compiled by taig*, I will then roll randomly between them!

After the second six days, I will do so again with people who roll a two during that time!

The first time, it will either be Pyromaniac Press' Lair of the Lava Queen or the delightful Dire Rugrat's Simon's Dinner Theater! The second time will be the other!

Bam~! EAT HOT (extremely limited) GENEROSITY~! SUCKERS~!

* Why make taig do it?! BECAUSE I CAN~! (Although, actually, no, I'll prrrrooooobably do it... when I get time... maybe... it'll take longer though! Also, I'm prone to miss things due to ADD, and don't accidentally want to miss anyone...

EDIT: Also, important note, it might take me, like, a week or so to get you your stuff... soooooooooooo maybe late for Christmas. BUT~! I will do so!

[Tacticslion]

Wraithguard wrote:

I hadn't thought of checking the FaWtL threads, though I have read through them every now and then.

We'd love it if you joined up!

Tacticslion wrote:

Also, thank you so much for your generosity, Wraithguard~!

Wraithguard wrote:

Just returning the favor. I happened to win something last year and I figured I could help out this year. Especially since so much cool stuff I've bought I haven't had nearly enough time to try out.

Repaying generosity with generosity is cool! Cool people do that!

Yeah, saying stuff like that is cool! I'm sure that this time, it'll make me cool!! ... or not, but generosity is still cool, even if I'm not! Boo-yaka~! XD

[TriOmegaZero]

Hmm, I seem to have a surplus of store credit, thanks to my mysterious benefactor. That can only mean....

Someone is getting The Gift Of TOZ! (Drink it in, maaannnnnn.)

I will have to ponder the best way to select the lucky victim winner.

[Yidhra, Goddess of Paradoxes]

Up to you, of course, but I suggest picking one or more people on the last day (with numbers that haven't already been chosen) to help make it the most exciting day of all. o wo/ Finish with a bang, as it were.

[Wraithguard]

Why, you just described how I plan on getting rid of these GM only things if they are still around by then.

[taig]

Christos Gurd decided to allot the $3 he had left over to someone else, so I'm going to roll that into tonight's drawing. Tonight's winner receives up to $15 worth of PDFs.

[taig]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

OK, as if the rolls weren't Chaotic enough... on the 11th Day's (December 24th's) draw/roll, I'll donate up to $10 in 3PP PDFs to one person who rolls a natural 6 (or if more than one person rolls it, whomever wins the roll off). I'll also throw in an extra 3PP PDF of my choosing as a bonus. :)

Thanks again to Mike/taig/rawr! and everyone else who helped make this such a success, and good luck!

Your chaos knows no bounds, because the 11th day is December 23rd. ;)

If you're OK with it, I'll do this on Day 12/December 24th.

Thank you very much for your generosity!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

taig wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

OK, as if the rolls weren't Chaotic enough... on the 11th Day's (December 24th's) draw/roll, I'll donate up to $10 in 3PP PDFs to one person who rolls a natural 6 (or if more than one person rolls it, whomever wins the roll off). I'll also throw in an extra 3PP PDF of my choosing as a bonus. :)

Thanks again to Mike/taig/rawr! and everyone else who helped make this such a success, and good luck!

Your chaos knows no bounds, because the 11th day is December 23rd. ;)

If you're OK with it, I'll do this on Day 12/December 24th.

Thank you very much for your generosity!

Thanks, yes, Dec 24th was the intent. I blame Cosmo Freehold for infecting me with his anti-mathmatics linguistically-transmitted virus.

[taig]

Day 12 is shaping up to be interesting. In the meantime, though,

Day 9!:

Freehold DM: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Rednal: 1d20 ⇒ 6
captain yesterday: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Zesdead: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Tacticslion: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Whack-a-Rogue: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Lathiira: 1d20 ⇒ 1
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 2
El Ronza: 1d20 ⇒ 14
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Lord Mhoram: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Ragadolf: 1d20 ⇒ 16
pulseoptional: 1d20 ⇒ 10
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Sliverik: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Alexandros Satorum: 1d20 ⇒ 6
137ben: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 10
Trekkie90909: 1d20 ⇒ 20
The Archive: 1d20 ⇒ 3
baron arem heshvaun: 1d20 ⇒ 1
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 10
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Readerbreeder: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Flame Effigy: 1d20 ⇒ 20
Bardess: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Walt Flanagan: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Air0r: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2
J4RH34D: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Uncle Teddy: 1d20 ⇒ 5
John Napier 698: 1d20 ⇒ 11
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Limeylongears: 1d20 ⇒ 16
lynora: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Raven Moon: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Lazaro: 1d20 ⇒ 10
The NPC: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Glorf Fei-Hung: 1d20 ⇒ 5
master4sword: 1d20 ⇒ 12
JosMartigan: 1d20 ⇒ 12
legoguy4492: 1d20 ⇒ 9
ULTRAGEEK: 1d20 ⇒ 1
DJEternalDarkness: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Anthony Adam: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Sundakan: 1d20 ⇒ 4
ShadeKyubi: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Jonathon Wilder: 1d20 ⇒ 8

[taig]

A not quite as massive influx of 20s, but one repeat from yesterday.

Three-way 20 rolloff:

Trekkie90909: 1d20 ⇒ 11
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Flame Effigy: 1d20 ⇒ 4

[taig]

Trekkie90909, who got second place yesterday, wins today. The dice roller is insane. :)

Flame Effigy receives the second-place prize from Wraithguard.

[taig]

Sorting through the rest, 1s were quite popular today.

Legendary Games drawing: Freehold DM, Lathiira, baron arem heshvaun, Readerbreeder, Bardess, ULTRAGEEK.

Dire Rugrat (Please send a PM to Dire Rugrat to claim your prize): The Archive.

Forest Guardian Press (who will be contacting you): J4RH34D.

Congratulations!

[pezlerpolychromatic]

Darn, so close to getting something. :(

[J4RH34D]

I must be the luckiest unlucky person ever.
13 in a roll off after a nat 20, and then a 13 again THE VERY NEXT DAY :P.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

J4RH34D wrote:

I must be the luckiest unlucky person ever.

13 in a roll off after a nat 20, and then a 13 again THE VERY NEXT DAY :P.

{hugs J4RH34D's boot} Just the opposite. All us 'wampis think you're awesome. Praise Cosmo!

[Trekkie90909]

HAHA! Handing out all those complimentary pugwumpis finally paid off! Thanks again for running this Mike, it's been a very merry partymas this year.

[Trekkie90909]

And an extra thanks to Zenith Games, Rusted Iron Games, Christina Stiles, and Christos Gurd, as well as Dire Rugrat Publishing, and Pyromaniac Press for all the bonus goodies! My stocking overflow-eth; my players and I are sure to have a good start to our new year.

[Trekkie90909]

And to Wraithguard as well, thank you and merry partymas.

[Bardess]

So I wait with the other 1s to discover if I win something on the last day, right?

[Lathiira]

So far, I've rolled 13 twice and 1 twice that I can remember. I seem to be good at being unlucky. And people claim I'm negative when I can get consistent results like that. LOL

Day 9 is done, congrats to those who've won, onward we go, three days till the end!

[Anthony Adam]

And Trekkie should now have his Ancient Tombs - enjoy.

[TOZ]

TOZ doth decree, that any who have not won a gift in this thread by the end of the twelfth day, shall be entered in a drawing if any of their die rolls add up to the number 21, for that is the number that pleases the grand and powerful TOZ.

[Freehold DM]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

taig wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

OK, as if the rolls weren't Chaotic enough... on the 11th Day's (December 24th's) draw/roll, I'll donate up to $10 in 3PP PDFs to one person who rolls a natural 6 (or if more than one person rolls it, whomever wins the roll off). I'll also throw in an extra 3PP PDF of my choosing as a bonus. :)

Thanks again to Mike/taig/rawr! and everyone else who helped make this such a success, and good luck!

Your chaos knows no bounds, because the 11th day is December 23rd. ;)

If you're OK with it, I'll do this on Day 12/December 24th.

Thank you very much for your generosity!

Thanks, yes, Dec 24th was the intent. I blame Cosmo Freehold for infecting me with his anti-mathmatics linguistically-transmitted virus.

I am patient zero!

[Freehold DM]

taig wrote:

Day 12 is shaping up to be interesting. In the meantime, though,

** spoiler omitted **

I got a natural one on my birthday!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(this has to be the only time I have celebrated thus)

[taig]

Tacticslion wrote:

Bwahahahah~!

Let organized anarchy reeeeeeiiiiiiiign~!

Because of the extreme generosity I've received this year... it's time to give back~!

Take THAT, unsuspecting people~!

NYAHAHAHAHAH~!

>:D

Because Dire Rugrat celebrated their three with a roll of three, I'll celebrate our two with a roll of two!

Sadly, since I don't have much, it'll have to be a grand total of two twos! Why? To create confusion er, to make sure I can do so and still stay in my budget!

So here's the deal - all those who have rolled a two at any time in the first six days join a pool compiled by taig*. After that pool is compiled by taig*, I will then roll randomly between them!

After the second six days, I will do so again with people who roll a two during that time!

The first time, it will either be Pyromaniac Press' Lair of the Lava Queen or the delightful Dire Rugrat's Simon's Dinner Theater! The second time will be the other!

Bam~! EAT HOT (extremely limited) GENEROSITY~! SUCKERS~!

* Why make taig do it?! BECAUSE I CAN~! (Although, actually, no, I'll prrrrooooobably do it... when I get time... maybe... it'll take longer though! Also, I'm prone to miss things due to ADD, and don't accidentally want to miss anyone...

EDIT: Also, important note, it might take me, like, a week or so to get you your stuff... soooooooooooo maybe late for Christmas. BUT~! I will do so!

I will be going through the results later today.

[taig]

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Darn, so close to getting something. :(

The dice roller can be cruel sometimes.

[taig]

Bardess wrote:

So I wait with the other 1s to discover if I win something on the last day, right?

That is correct. Good luck!

[taig]

Freehold DM wrote:

taig wrote:

Day 12 is shaping up to be interesting. In the meantime, though,

** spoiler omitted **

I got a natural one on my birthday!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(this has to be the only time I have celebrated thus)

Happy birthday!!!

[Wraithguard]

All prizes caught up with except for the Baron. I figure its a good time to link this again.

The list:

No limits:
In the Company of Angels, Dragon, Fey, Giants (Rite Publishing)
Assassin, Master of Forms (Interjection Games)
Death Knight, Dragonrider, Engineer (Rogue Genius Games)
Machinesmith, Protean Scribe (Louis Porter Jr. Design)
Path of Shadow, Path of Iron (Ascension Games)
Priest, Trickster (Kobold Press)
Legendary Paladin, Rogue (Legendary Games)
Ultimate Battle Lord (Amora Game)
Any Letters from the Flaming Crab (Flaming Crab Games)

Limited List: If you are a GM, and always wanted to try one of these, but could never manage to scrape together the $15-$20 (I've been there), this is for you.

Spheres of Power (1) (Drop Dead Studios)
Ultimate Psionics (1) (Dreamscarred Press)
Path of War, Path of War Expanded, Akashic Mysteries (1 left)(Dreamscarred Press)

[pezlerpolychromatic]

taig wrote:

pezlerpolychromatic wrote:

Darn, so close to getting something. :(

The dice roller can be cruel sometimes.

Most times.

[taig]

Tacticslion's Twos--first batch of six:

Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 2
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 2
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 2
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!)
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 2
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!)

[Trekkie90909]

Anthony Adam wrote:

And Trekkie should now have his Ancient Tombs - enjoy.

And a thank you to Anthony Adam as well; merry partymas all, and much luck in the remaining rolls!

[Sundakan]

Do I win a prize if I roll a third 4 in a row?

[taig]

Sundakan wrote:

Do I win a prize if I roll a third 4 in a row?

If you get four 4s, then I will send you a $4 PDF of your choice.

[Micah Watt, Pyromaniac Press]

taig wrote:

Tacticslion's Twos--first batch of six:

Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 2
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 2
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 2
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!)
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 2
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!)

Knowing the twisted spirit of the Paizo RNG I should be a lock to win my own PDF back from Tacticslion

[taig]

Micah Watt, Pyromaniac Press wrote:

taig wrote:

Tacticslion's Twos--first batch of six:

Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 2
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 2
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 2
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 2
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!)
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 2
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 2 (again!)

Knowing the twisted spirit of the Paizo RNG I should be a lock to win my own PDF back from Tacticslion

Even if I had been paying attention, I would have included you to see how evil the dice roller could be. ;)

[captain yesterday]

Tosses a watermelon, a bushel of strawberries, a pineapple, bunch of grapes, some whipping cream, a mixer and knife into the hopper.

Fruit salad helps fight scurvy!

ducks knife and weaponized watermelon.

Uh, should've prepped first!

[bitter lily]

I've gotten my partymas gifts from Dire Rugrat, and am looking forward to checking out the Campaign Guide from Pyromaniac Press. Thank you both, and thank you Taig for getting the partymas spirit glowing, and may I win still more stuff may everyone have a wonderful holiday of whatever sort!

[taig]

Wending onward to

Day 10!:

Freehold DM: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Rednal: 1d20 ⇒ 6
captain yesterday: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Zesdead: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Tacticslion: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Whack-a-Rogue: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Lathiira: 1d20 ⇒ 12
N.Jolly: 1d20 ⇒ 16
El Ronza: 1d20 ⇒ 8
grimdog73: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Treppa: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Gerald: 1d20 ⇒ 7
Lord Mhoram: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Ragadolf: 1d20 ⇒ 8
pulseoptional: 1d20 ⇒ 5
necromental: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Jaxom Dragonheart: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Sliverik: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Alexandros Satorum: 1d20 ⇒ 20
137ben: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Calex: 1d20 ⇒ 13
The Archive: 1d20 ⇒ 12
baron arem heshvaun: 1d20 ⇒ 10
pezlerpolychromatic: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Elorebaen: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Misterhabs: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Readerbreeder: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Flame Effigy: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Bardess: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Celestial Healer: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Walt Flanagan: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Air0r: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Solnes: 1d20 ⇒ 10
J4RH34D: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Uncle Teddy: 1d20 ⇒ 7
John Napier 698: 1d20 ⇒ 14
lucky7: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Limeylongears: 1d20 ⇒ 7
lynora: 1d20 ⇒ 14
bitter lily: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Raven Moon: 1d20 ⇒ 17
Voadam: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Lazaro: 1d20 ⇒ 16
The NPC: 1d20 ⇒ 5
Glorf Fei-Hung: 1d20 ⇒ 10
master4sword: 1d20 ⇒ 9
JosMartigan: 1d20 ⇒ 5
legoguy4492: 1d20 ⇒ 5
ULTRAGEEK: 1d20 ⇒ 5
DJEternalDarkness: 1d20 ⇒ 14
Micah Watt: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Anthony Adam: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Sundakan: 1d20 ⇒ 18
ShadeKyubi: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Jonathon Wilder: 1d20 ⇒ 10

[taig]

Alexandros Satorum wins outright.

We have a two-way tie for second. Let's sort that out.

19 tiebreaker:

Tacticslion: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Whack-a-Rogue: 1d20 ⇒ 8

[taig]

Tacticslion gets second place!

[taig]

Some other magical things happen:

1s (for the Legendary Games drawing): grimdog73, Sliverik, and 137ben.

The dice roller gives Dire Rugrat a break.

13s (Forest Guardian Press, who will be contacting you): Calex and Anthony Adam.

Also, make sure to PM Micah Watt for prizes from Pyromaniac Press.

Congratulations!