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Do you believe in life after love? ... after love ...after love ...after love

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Treppa wrote:
Do you believe in life after love? ... after love ...after love ...after love

Why did you have to go there? Earworm!


James Jacobs wrote:
Mairkurion Jr. wrote:
What happens if a manticore and a human female get that special feeling for each other?
The manticore puts its tail (CENSORED) but only twice per hour.

Dear JJ:

Thanks for answering my last question. However, I was hoping to find out what hybrid race results after such sessions, and when I can expect to have the stats for it as a monster and as a pc for my upcoming Labor Day W/E game.
Demandingly Yours,
MJr

PS Does the human female survive the (CENSORED) after the hour in question?


Is there really a Doggie Heaven? What's it like?


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Where is my brother? Allustan's divination wasn't clear enough.

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Is Aroden really REALLY dead?


Are you canonical?

Am I?

Can I be? And if so, will Seoni go out with me?


What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


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Why do some Americans pronounce "exit" "egg-sit" and "escape" "exsape"?


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Is there an afterlife?

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Do you always play elven females?


Studpuffin wrote:
Do you always play elven females?

And are any of them available?


Pathfinder Companion, Maps Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Is the Pope Catholic?


Why are all thalassocracies fragile by definition?

Would you vote for Chauncey Gardener?

What is in your room 101?

What is the phenotype, as distinct from the genotype?

What was the primary consequence of Lysenkoism?

Do you think Hegel was right when he defended the dialectic of Kant against marxist dualism?

Which Borgia was the first to be anti-pope?

Why do South African tank commander jackets have a horizontal zip on the back?

How did the transition from woad to chemical dye affect the nascent denim industry?

Why did Edison electrocute an elephant?

How do magicians do the sawing in half trick?

Who would win at bridge, Michael Faraday or James Clark Maxwell?

Who is your favourite madman?


Does a bear s~+* in the woods? If not, then where else would he s@+@?


<swizzle>

Did bears learn to throw their poop from fiendish dire monkeys?

What kind of stick do you recommend for beating bears?

</swizzle>

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Treppa wrote:
Do you believe in life after love? ... after love ...after love ...after love

For now, yes.

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Mothman wrote:
What is best in life?

The mutual delight of quoting Conan with someone who can finish your quote with the correct follow-up phrase.

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Wrath wrote:
At which point does a circle begin?

At the start.

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Gary Gisher wrote:

Dear James Jacobs,

I like doing magic and stabbing people, but I am rubbish at performing and am not in any respect wise. What should I do with my life? Is there a full spell progression in my future?

Regards,
Gary

Not if what you mean by full spell progression is the ability to cast 9th level spells. But if you wait for a little bit longer, there might be something interesting for you to playtest sooon!

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Kajehase wrote:

Who ** spoiler omitted **

Where ** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Moon snipers, the dark side of the moon, and no they're not related.

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Spank Trollham wrote:

FAIL

You have conveniently forgotten several pertinent fcts:

Cats may not eat feces, but regurgitate many things, including wildlife, on floors. Especially in hallways used at O-dark-30.

Cats bury their feces, and tend to do it in incovenient areas, like a certain troll's vegetable garden.

Dogs are obviously a superior choice for an animal companion.

Spoken like someone who likes the breath of an animal that drinks from the toilet and humps legs. POST DISREGARDED.

Please phrase your trolling in the form of a question, in any case!

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JMD031 wrote:
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Right this moment she's on a boat puttering up a little known tributary of the Amazon, looking for Maple-White Land. But by the time anyone looks for her there, she'll probably have long since moved on.

JMD031 wrote:
Is the Simpsons still funny?

It can be, yes! I was surprised as well.

JMD031 wrote:
Do you miss me?

Should I? That's not you spying on me from across the courtyard in a wheelchair with your leg in a cast and binoculars up to your eyes?


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What is the sound of one bear crapping in the woods?

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JMD031 wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
JMD031 wrote:

How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

3 is not the right answer.

Not enough information. Human tongue or froghemoth tongue?
I'll take either answer. And please hurry, the situation is growing dire.

I'll give both then.

HUMAN: 3*
FROGHEMOTH: 8

*Sorry, a very rich and very famous owl paid me a lot of money** to say that.

**By "money" I mean half-eaten tootsie pops.

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Is the quarter pound really the pre cooked weight?

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Justin Franklin wrote:
James, as some one who is pro psionics as they are written now, why is it the more I read of the psionic threads the more I think you should just rewrite the rules completely different to annoy all the pro psionics people?

Because of internet messageboard overdose syndrome. It's a pretty grisly condition. I come down with it regularly. The only way to cure it is to post nonsensical stuff to baffle and befuddle the enemy.

Either that, or to rewrite the rules completely different.

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LazarX wrote:
Tastes good or less filling?

Less filling, but only barely.

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Studpuffin wrote:
What is the capital of Assyria?

Assur.


Fasten-zip or zip then fasten?


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James Jacobs wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
What is the capital of Assyria?
Assur.

A guy in a dentist's chair called me that once.

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Why does your avatar have a chin spike?

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Aberzombie wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was compelled to do so by an overwhelming expectation on the part of the public; if the chicken did NOT cross the road, the fabric of civilization would have quickly collapsed, leaving us in a new dark age of apocalyptic mayhem.

Aberzombie wrote:
Where's Waldo?

With Carmen Sandiego. Even Waldo needs love!

Aberzombie wrote:
If Train A left San Fransico at 9:00 am, and Train B left New York at 4:34 pm, how long would it take a single zombie to convert all of Kansas?

Trick question! There's no such place as San Fransisco. There's a San Francisco, but that wasn't your question.

Assuming you meant San Francisco, then the answer is 9 days (although that does account for a margin of error that could mean up to a dozen people survive holed up in farmhouse basements until they accidentally get shot in the head by a zombie hunter from Texas).

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JMD031 wrote:
Who would win in a fight to the death, Bill Cosby or Ringo Starr?

Bill Cosby.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Why is soda cheaper than bottled water?

Because health is expensive.

Liberty's Edge

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What is your favorite deadly sin?

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Mairkurion Jr. wrote:

Dear JJ:

Thanks for answering my last question. However, I was hoping to find out what hybrid race results after such sessions, and when I can expect to have the stats for it as a monster and as a pc for my upcoming Labor Day W/E game.
Demandingly Yours,
MJr

PS Does the human female survive the (CENSORED) after the hour in question?

OH! I misunderstood. Sorry about that.

No hybrid race results. The human female does not survive, alas. And then she comes back as a revenant to kill the rapist manticore and to spit on its grave, so manticores don't really get into this scene anyway out of fear.

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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Is there really a Doggie Heaven? What's it like?

Nope. No such thing. It got sold to the owner of Cat Heaven, Bast, and she converted it into a planter box to poop in.

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Hazard Stormwalker wrote:
Where is my brother? Allustan's divination wasn't clear enough.

That's because of plot devices; alas, there's not much I can do about that. You might want to check the Amazonian basin though, he might be hanging with Carmen and Waldo.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Is Aroden really REALLY dead?

Sure enough!


James Jacobs wrote:
Mairkurion Jr. wrote:

Dear JJ:

Thanks for answering my last question. However, I was hoping to find out what hybrid race results after such sessions, and when I can expect to have the stats for it as a monster and as a pc for my upcoming Labor Day W/E game.
Demandingly Yours,
MJr

PS Does the human female survive the (CENSORED) after the hour in question?

OH! I misunderstood. Sorry about that.

No hybrid race results. The human female does not survive, alas. And then she comes back as a revenant to kill the rapist manticore and to spit on its grave, so manticores don't really get into this scene anyway out of fear.

::Rips up 65 pages of closely handwritten notes and starts over again::

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Andrew Crossett wrote:
Are you canonical?

Nope.

Andrew Crossett wrote:
Am I?

Nope.

Andrew Crossett wrote:

Can I be? And if so, will Seoni go out with me?

Give me 5 good reasons WHY she should go out with you, first! Because she's a popular gal!

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Gray Aliens or Pixies?

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Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Throat Warbler Mangrove. Also, THE LARCH.

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Kajehase wrote:
Why do some Americans pronounce "exit" "egg-sit" and "escape" "exsape"?

To vex you.

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JMD031 wrote:
Is there an afterlife?

Not if you're a dog! (see above)


Yes or No?

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Paper or plastic?

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Studpuffin wrote:
Do you always play elven females?

Nope. Sometimes, but not all the time by far. PROOF:

Shensen: Half-elf female bard/fighter/dervish.
Echo Sidra: Human female cleric of Desna.
Tyralandi: Human female cleric of Wee-Jas/acolyte of the Green Maiden.
Lavinia Ameiko: Human female rogue/spymaster.
Thistle Ambermead: Halfling male paladin (deceased).
Izorah: Human female ranger.
Myrmyxicus: Small tiefling male rogue (deceased).
Thognorton: Martian male mutant.
Sukoro: Male human wizard (deceased).
Alivorah: Female drow noble bard/demoniac of Abraxas.
Merisiel: Female elf rogue.
Rowyn Tai-Tesseril: Female human cleric of the Maiden.
Annah Tai-Tesseril: Female half-celestial rogue.
Ruvagog: Male human druid.
The Murray Clan: Male and female human investigators (all either dead or insane).
Torak: Male awakened deinonychus fighter.
Semaj: Male dwarf wizard.

Can't remember the names of the other ones, but I'm sure I'm missing at least a few of them.

Sovereign Court

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Why do you hate airships?

Spoiler:
I figure its due to warring tribes of hostile air elementals.

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