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Who's on first?

Liberty's Edge

Earth, Air, Fire, or Water?

Shadow Lodge

If you believed everything you saw on television
you'd ?

If you were a society
you'd ?

If you were a dead colonel in the Marine Corps
you'd ?

If you had a choice
you'd ?

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Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Why are all thalassocracies fragile by definition?

Because it's so hard to pronounce and that causes arguments.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Would you vote for Chauncey Gardener?

Probably. Depends on if I knew he had superpowers yet.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
What is in your room 101?

A clown with a hose and one hand behind his back.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
What is the phenotype, as distinct from the genotype?

A word that starts with the letter "P" rather than the letter "G".

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
What was the primary consequence of Lysenkoism?

An increased number of hits on this website.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Do you think Hegel was right when he defended the dialectic of Kant against marxist dualism?

Sure, why not? (Unless that makes me a monster, in which case I reserve the right to backpedal.)

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Which Borgia was the first to be anti-pope?

The naughty one. NO WAIT! It might have been the unpopular one who was caught up in a situation beyond his capacity to cope with. One of those two. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Cletus Borgia, because no one remembers him today, and anti-popes tend to be famous.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Why do South African tank commander jackets have a horizontal zip on the back?

So when they lie down on their side it aligns with gravity.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
How did the transition from woad to chemical dye affect the nascent denim industry?

More difficult to get the stains out with anti-woad soap.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Why did Edison electrocute an elephant?

Because he caught the elephant sleeping around.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
How do magicians do the sawing in half trick?

By going through (literally) a lot of assistants and volunteers.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Who would win at bridge, Michael Faraday or James Clark Maxwell?

This giant octopus is OBVIOUSLY the one who wins at bridge, no matter WHO is on it, Faraday, Maxwell, or you or me.

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Who is your favourite madman?

Herbert West.

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
Does a bear s!#! in the woods? If not, then where else would he s!#!?

Yes. If he doesn't, he uses the park's outhouse.

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Punch wrote:
Did bears learn to throw their poop from fiendish dire monkeys?

Bears don't have thumbs to properly grip feces, so they're still working on that trick. AKA: They haven't "learned" it yet at all. Thank Desana.

Punch wrote:
What kind of stick do you recommend for beating bears?

A bear-beater. I once tried a C.H.U.D-beater, and it worked okay, but the bear didn't really react all that well.

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The Jade wrote:
What is the sound of one bear crapping in the woods?

It sounds weirdly similar to a monkey throwing a coconut into a pile of wet socks.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Is the quarter pound really the pre cooked weight?

Only if the cook is honest!

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GregH wrote:
Fasten-zip or zip then fasten?

Pants are for sissies.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Why does your avatar have a chin spike?

To get the attention of all the hotties. Do you like it?

Shadow Lodge

How many forum questions will you be able to answer in the time you save by eliminating your commute?

On a related note, Why hasn't Lisa just found you guys some space to sleep in the warehouse? It's nearly unused at night...

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Studpuffin wrote:
What is your favorite deadly sin?

Lust! Although I'm better at gluttony.


Is the cake a lie?

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Studpuffin wrote:
Gray Aliens or Pixies?

That's a really tough choice. Can I have both?

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Sharoth wrote:
Yes or No?

Yo!

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Studpuffin wrote:
Paper or plastic?

Paper.

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Sharoth wrote:
Who's on first?

HA! Good times.

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Cardinal_Malik wrote:

Why do you hate airships?

** spoiler omitted **

Because they still remind me of Eberron.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Earth, Air, Fire, or Water?

Water.

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Gear wrote:

If you believed everything you saw on television

you'd ?

... hide under my bed forever. Because I watch a lot of horror.

Gear wrote:

If you were a society

you'd ?

... make it a secret society and only invite the cool people.

Gear wrote:

If you were a dead colonel in the Marine Corps

you'd ?

... be feeding the worms.

Gear wrote:

If you had a choice

you'd ?

... go get some coffee, and maybe a sammich.


Do you need minions?

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0gre wrote:

How many forum questions will you be able to answer in the time you save by eliminating your commute?

On a related note, Why hasn't Lisa just found you guys some space to sleep in the warehouse? It's nearly unused at night...

Sleep is for the week. You get found sleeping, you go into the hot box.

Liberty's Edge

I can haz cheezbrgr?

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0gre wrote:
How many forum questions will you be able to answer in the time you save by eliminating your commute?

OH! And to answer this one... probably 16.

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Sharoth wrote:
Is the cake a lie?

Nope!

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Studpuffin wrote:
I can haz cheezbrgr?

Just a little bit of the crust and some of the leftover cheese.

Shadow Lodge

What flavor is it?

Liberty's Edge

What will JJ do once he's caught up here?

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Gear wrote:
What flavor is it?

Delicious!

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Studpuffin wrote:
What will JJ do once he's caught up here?

Flail about his arms, growl like a lunatic, and crash through a window.


Up or down?


Cash or check?

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Ginger or Mary Ann?

The Exchange

Will JJ ever be caught up or will he just lock the thread?

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Sharoth wrote:
Up or down?

Down.

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Sharoth wrote:
Cash or check?

Cash. Checks get used only for rent-related issues... and hopefully not much longer for that!

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Lord Fyre wrote:
Ginger or Mary Ann?

Umm... BOTH!


No Mrs. Howell for the menage a qua?

The Exchange

James Jacobs wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Umm... BOTH!

Blasphemy..... :P

I bet you will say the same with Jeanie or Samantha??


Marvel or DC?

The Exchange

The Jade wrote:
No Mrs. Howell for the menage a qua?

Now I am sick, thank you Jade, and just after lunch too!

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Will JJ ever be caught up or will he just lock the thread?

Locking the thread defeats the very purpose of answering ALL your questions.

Me wandering off and letting this thread grow to be 400 pages long without answering any questions on this thread ever again is more likely than me locking the thread.

There ARE ways to get me to lock threads. Don't do them, because this thread is meant to be fun, and the reasons I lock threads is because idiots come in and ruin fun.

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The Jade wrote:
No Mrs. Howell for the menage a qua?

Nope. She can pine away on the other side of the island.

Alone.

Or MAYBE with the headhunters. If she's lucky.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Umm... BOTH!

Blasphemy..... :P

I bet you will say the same with Jeanie or Samantha??

Yup.

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Sharoth wrote:
Marvel or DC?

Even though DC has Superman, my least favorite and the most boring of all superheroes... I think I'll have to go with DC. Because of their Vertigo imprint and Sandman.

The Exchange

Avengers or X men?

Justice League or Justice Society?

The Exchange

James Jacobs wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Will JJ ever be caught up or will he just lock the thread?

Locking the thread defeats the very purpose of answering ALL your questions.

Me wandering off and letting this thread grow to be 400 pages long without answering any questions on this thread ever again is more likely than me locking the thread.

There ARE ways to get me to lock threads. Don't do them, because this thread is meant to be fun, and the reasons I lock threads is because idiots come in and ruin fun.

I have as of yet to be the instigator of a thread to get locked. As far as I know.

Plus this is fun. Also do you get any sleep? I know I have asked that before but darn man is your lap top attached at the hip?


Positive or Negative?


Yin or Yang?


Black or White?

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