I believe that you use the word "troll" differently from everyone else. I believe normally it implies an intent "of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion." Therefore, most off-topic discussions, and particularly the ones in which people are actually discussing issues, don't fall under the definition.
Hi my name is Mouthy Troll, and I suffer from both IAS and AAS (Anonymous Avatar Syndrome), thus my afflictions are more 1337 than yours, so SUCK IT!
I just realized that I am an avatar of someone who doesn't want to post under his own name because he (or she?) wants to remain anonymous and disconnected from the opinions and views I splat all over various forums.
I mean WTF? It's bad enough I suffer rage over people creating dumb classes in an RPG when they NEVER looked at my ideas. Now I learn that this rage isn't even really mine? THAT PISSES ME OFF! I mean ..that pisses some anon off, I mean, I'm mad at myself. Man, my head hurts.
Anyway, that's why I am here. Or am I really here?
What if the paladin was overdue, and then the overdue book was accidently put in his recycling bin and sent to the recycling center so he couldn't return it. Then, the paladin finds out that the librarian is actually a psychic vampire who feeds off the fear of patrons with overdue books and children come to take out Go Dog Go.
Is this evil? Or a cheezy Stephen King short story?
James Jacobs wrote:
You have conveniently forgotten several pertinent fcts:
Cats may not eat feces, but regurgitate many things, including wildlife, on floors. Especially in hallways used at O-dark-30.
Cats bury their feces, and tend to do it in incovenient areas, like a certain troll's vegetable garden.
Dogs are obviously a superior choice for an animal companion.
Messageboard Troll! wrote:
Ah, crude sexual innuendo. The last refuge for those who fail at game theory. Well then, if you had inherited more of the intellegent genes that drained down your mother-troll's leg during your conception, then perhaps you could understand that it is never wise to fnck with your betters.
Messageboard Troll! wrote:
*sigh* Here's the lowdown:
I am currently summa cum laude at the Mengele University of Troll Surgery in East Ossterfuchs. I have dozens of playtest and freelancing credits to my name. I can optimize a wizard in 4.5 seconds from memory using a stick of charcoal, three marbles, and some bark. Therefore, I do not have time to deal with nose goblins such as yourselves. So quit your butthurt whinging and read up on the rules a bit, it might stop you from looking like such n00bish asses next time.
Dude, awesome! You should create that alias, and just post that whenever a rules thread gets too heated. You could be the new Vomit Guy!
On the contrary. My vast intellegence, and obvious mastery of all that is RPG makes me the perfect focus of these rules threads. Let them overheat! I shall prove that my way is right, and anyone who plays differently has a Candle of Invocation shoved up their ass.