Well yes, but not in the ways or on topics you'd like to be informed about.
The next poster is a wanted criminal in Soviet Russia.
Squeak!
*The next poster will bring me delicious cheese*
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Sure, if you can just help me find some....
The next poster is an ordained clergymember of Ghaunadaur.
* pulls up in the Batmobile *
Let's roll!
The next poster also has a famous vehicle.
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I am not thinking about Gloffy the Glampire Glayer. Nope. Nuh-uh. Not me. No way!
The next poster has some inside info about the next series of Glena Glarrior Glincess.
Why yes I do. And it involves a few members of the forums here. This is what I know so far for the cast:
Goddity as Glena, Glarrior Glincess
Bleached Otyugh as Glabriel
I'm Hiding In Your Closet as Gloxer
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon as Glaries
The Fiend Fantastic as Glallisto
with Special Guest Star Pulg as Glercules
The next poster has signed on to write, produce, and direct the show.
Indeed, and it is a feast for the eyes! A carnival of debasement! A degenerate's fever dream! The things that happen! What one person will do to another! What objects will fit where! The screams! The horror! The revulsion mixed with growing and unwholesome delight! When you watch, you will ask yourself why, but you will not be able to look away, like watching a homeless man eat his own leg to beat back starvation!
:rubs chest:
You'll watch and wonder at what is left of the actors who began the series! How much is truly them? Then you'll think about yourself, and how -you- have been changed!
And you will weep, and your tears will be savory.
All brought to you by GoatToucher Brand Rump Ointment.
The next poster will give a review of the first episode.
*sits, twitching and drooling in a mental asylum*
Doctor Says: Well, Mr.... GoatToucher, was it? She voluntarily spiked her head with a nail gun to avoid watching your show. Sorry.
The next person is Cthlulu.
I used too much eye-bleach to get rid of what I saw.
The next poster led a cult that went nowhere.
Le sigh. It appears that my Cult of Penultimate Neutrality wasn't very successful. Maybe I can Kickstart my Clan of the Fluffy Kittens...
The next poster is a Dalek.
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!
The next poster will know the answer to my question.
No, I'm sorry, she does not love you. There are quite a few shoulders available to cry on in the next room over.
The next poster is a reluctant Twilight fan.
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Well, there was only one place to get my sparkly vampire fix, and that was it. How I miss Count Disco-la.
The next person was hiding in my flares and has a Story to tell about their experience!
Yeah. But I don't like telling stories, so I'll just complain about how they wouldn't detonate.
The next poster has a better stack of flares.
Poog like fire sticks!!!
Next pozter invented brand new snack wrapper.
Did someone say meat pie?
The next poster types the way a professional wrestler speaks.
That's right. I will go into a self-induced coma to avoid mass brain cell death due to the concentrated stupidity in the ring.
The next poster is a 1st Level Harsk.
RAAAWWWHHHHRRRR!
RRRRRRAAAWWWHHHHHRRRRRR?
That's right, Mr. Giraffe: get all the marmalade!
The next poster helped me spread the marmalade.
Woooo! I finally get to use my call the TARDIS ability! Now, just need a Genesis Ark and a modified Mark IV travel machine...
The next poster is a figment of GoatToucher's imagination.
Aren't we all?
The next poster will fulfill one of my fondest dreams.
Well, if you wanted to try out the jalapeño pepper salve on your private parts, be my guest. A mention however, it'll burn your skin off, like many mortals have suffered before you.
The next poster will make a footage collection of GoatToucher trying out and suffering from application on self of said salve.
::sound of a blender:: ok, 27 jalapeno's check, blended to smooth consistency, check. Alright, now the directions say to apply liberally to ones junk. ::plastic spatula applies large amount of fiery concoction:: Ok, a little warm, not bad yet...and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The next poster will help GT get to the ER to treat his third degree groin burns, have fun explaining how he got them.
They're used to him at the vet's - they start suiting up and pulling on the elbow-length rubber gloves as soon as he pulls into the drive. At least, I assume it's a vet's...
The next poster has a novel solution to third degree groin burns.
GT's new soothing and slippery groin balm. By the people that brought you GT's rump ointment! Guaranteed to please even the most choosiest of beings. (Disclaimer: will not regrow hair, use only with gloves, may attract goats, if you develop a rash that's normal, if you get any in your eye you are boned, no exchanges all sales final)
The next poster developed an unforeseen side-effect from one of GT's products.
I broke out in random arse hats...not pleasant, and the cream to treat those is really expensive.
The next poster can you help me find a way to pay for my treatment.
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Tell you what, if you swing by the temple to help with the initiation process for the new recruits at noon and midnight, we'll pay you two million platinum pieces each time you show up. Just ask for Private Tiny, tell him you're going to be the whipping dummy, he'll know what you're talking about.
The next poster is the first new recruit to use the whipping dummy.
I use it as a shaving creame for the heads of my vultures, doens't everyone?
The next poster can move like jagger.
::moves like Jagger:: What sort of movement that is...I dunno, as part of Gen X, I have now earned the right to not understand you "kids" and your music. ;)
The next post, please explain exactly what kind of movement "like Jagger" actually is.
:explains in lurid detail, including all the signs, sounds, scents, and flavors evoked by such movement:
Next poster, please chronicle everything I do and say for posterity.
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*boopbeepboop* Hello, NSA? I'd like to report a sexual predator...whaddya mean you're "busy?"...Well, um, this guy's a potential terrorist, too, you know...OH YEAH! Yeah, I totally think I saw him treat an Arab like a human being once! You need to make sure and watch this guy VERY carefully....
The next poster can move like Jaffar.
I've got the goatee thing too. But i've got more style and evil ways.
The next poster thought Jafar's parrot was a stand-up comedian.
He stared at me and thanked me sincerely.
The next poster is incredulous.
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"I can't believe anyone would react that way to a guy with your looks!"
"No kidding - the slightest glimpse of you makes me want to vomit, how could anyone bear to *stare* at you?!?"
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"The next poster was the inspiration...""For one of the villain groups in City of Heroes!"
::long black coat blows in the wind while booming but insane laughter echoes:: I am Super Goth Betrayal Person! All the heroes in this pestilent city will cringe when they realize who it is they have enraged. By my black eye liner of soul sight, I shall see and KNOW their ethical weaknesses, by my black trench coat ever so full of grommets, I shall resist whatever paltry powers these heroes have! And by my giant platform black goth books, I will grind them under heel.
The next poster, please provide a side kick for Super Goth Betrayal Person, the most terrifying of all super villains (or so he thinks)
I Nominate Myself.
Qualifications: Coal Black Hair; Pasty White Face; Black Pouty Lips; Dark Gaze That Can Make A Nun Quake In Fear; Dressed All In Black; Daughter Issues; Hates People Who Have Happy Childhoods; Do Everything I Can To Make Sure Kids Have Unhappy Childhood.
Abilities: Can Get Close To People, Only To Betray That Trust Without Them Know It Was Me; Can Disguise Myself So Even People Who Know To Fear Me Trust Me.
The Next Poster Is A Recipient Of My Attentions And Will Second My Nomination.
Oh my yes. Nights of wonderment and delight! Of reciprocal debasement! Of ointments and creams! Hooks, blades, and batons! This is a woman who looked despair in the face and both slapped and caressed it!
The next poster has painted a picture portraying my and SWM's night together, and will describe it for you.