Advanced Player's Guide silliness: Bonuses for being a prostitute


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Sir Prize wrote:
0gre wrote:
Well the alternative is an all monk campaign that doesn't worry about pants at all.
I'm gonna waltz out with my balls out?

Just think, you'll stay cool and refreshed all day.

Shadow Lodge

First of all, River Tam should be in charge of revising the Bible and the Koran. Religion would be more interesting if it encouraged people to think like River.

Second Mal was NG, became CG after the war out of resentment. Had his side won he would have probably ended up LG. He definately has his own moral compass

In ranking attractiveness (not hotness because she is Kaylee is too cute to be hot) I would go with Kaylee, River, Inara, YoSaffBridge, Zoe.

All the Best,

Kerney

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Kthulhu wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:
I was not attempting to create a "hotness" ranking of the actresses from Firefly.

Ok, I will.

Kaylee = River > YoSaffBridge > Zoe > Inara

That I'm ranking the uber-hot Morena Baccarin last on this list tells you how crazy gorgeous the actresses on that show were. Although I am among the few who seems to prefer her short hair on V...Anna might have moved up a couple of slots on the listing.

Ranking the hotness of women is an exersice in futility.

But if you must, then the hotness of
Morena Baccarin = Summer Glau = Christina Hendricks = Jewel Staite = Gina Torres.

Any other rankings are flat out wrong.


deinol wrote:
the Core rules should be for everyone.

They can't be. There are views that are mutually exclusive. You can't pander to both.

Or are you saying that they should be for everyone, provided everyone agrees with your views? ;-P


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The Black Bard wrote:


Because the definition of slavery is much broader than "a practice of beating the hell out of someone...

That's not the generally accepted definition. You can't defend slavery by saying that a child that eats its peas is a slave so it's okay.

But since we're playing the "use the definition we need to win our argument" game: I've heard marriage be described as a dressed-up form of prostitution more than once, so there.

Pea-slave, meet Wife-prostitute! FIGHT!

Sovereign Court

Hee hee. "Pee slave"


cappadocius wrote:
Caineach wrote:
No, he is not. The ruler is not the rightful ruler, and therefore following him would be unlawful.

Uhm.

John was Richard's brother. Richard gallivanted off to another country, leaving some commoner behind as Justicar, mostly as a slap in the face towards his younger brother. John, as someone who was in line for the throne, decided to assert his right, and being rather popular in London, took over the position while Richard was explicitly not doing his job as King, and upon Richard's return to England, John was named heir presumptive, and became the legitimate king of England in 1199, ruling for nearly 20 years.

IN WHAT WAY was John not the rightful ruler?

In that John overrode his brother's authority when he overthrew the Justicar in power and took it for himself. He was not entiteled to the position he claimed when he claimed it. If Richard was dead, as I understand this version of Robin Hood, he would not have opposed John. He opposed John because John was overstepping his authority.

Cartigan wrote:
Which doesn't magically destroy all the common laws against robbery, assault, theft, murder, etc.

He saw it as war. Lots of things change in war. He raided enemy strongholds to take their resources and killed important enemy soldiers. He was fighting a war for what he saw as the rightful ruler. He was not random with what he took. He staged a deliberate guerilla war; one he did not want to fight but was honor-bound to perform.

There are lots of ways to view him. This is only one. The fact that he performed a gurrilla war agaisnt though does not prevent him from being lawful.


TerraNova wrote:
If a Smurf smurfs in the Forest, and another Smurf pays him, is it immoral?

See, that's the reason there are no smurf hookers around: Having a smurf john approach a smurf hooker and say: "Hey, I have a smurfing proposition: First, we smurf, then you smurf me while I smurf, and then I smurf you smurfingly! How much do I have to smurf for that?" the poor girl doesn't know where to start working up an estimate because she won't know what the guy wants until he shows her.

Sovereign Court

KaeYoss wrote:


See, that's the reason there are no smurf hookers around: Having a smurf john approach a smurf hooker and say: "Hey, I have a smurfing proposition: First, we smurf, then you smurf me while I smurf, and then I smurf you smurfingly! How much do I have to smurf for that?" the poor girl doesn't know where to start working up an estimate because she won't know what the guy wants until he shows her.

But is Smurfette a pee slave?


Robin Hood lawful?
What about the prostitutes?
This thread is on FIRE!

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Haiku Monster wrote:

Robin Hood lawful?

What about the prostitutes?
This thread is on FIRE!

Man in Black Rambles

The thread moves on Robin Hood
is a prostitute?

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Matthew Morris wrote:
Haiku Monster wrote:

Robin Hood lawful?

What about the prostitutes?
This thread is on FIRE!

Man in Black Rambles

The thread moves on Robin Hood
is a prostitute?

You left out Firefly.


Ernest Mueller wrote:


And I personally am disappointed that the 1e Random Harlot Table wasn't in the GMG, but that's just me.

No, not just you. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. What was on that table? Street names? Specialisations? STDs? Price? Adventure hooks?


Haiku Monster wrote:

Robin Hood lawful?

What about the prostitutes?
This thread is on FIRE!

What about the smurfs?

They languish within the shade,
their time now on us.


DCironlich wrote:
In this discussion, it seems that everyone has focused on women being exploited by prostitution. Keep in mind that men can be prostitutes as well.

Very correct.


Starbuck_II wrote:


Pathfinder believes in Objective good/evil.

(Fixed that quote for you)

Calistria is neutral.

Ergo, prostitution is not evil.


Robin Hood and Whores
Firefly and Blue People
And A Man in Black


It is a hard thing
Haiku can say so very much
But this is silly.

The Exchange

Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus wrote:
DCironlich wrote:
In this discussion, it seems that everyone has focused on women being exploited by prostitution. Keep in mind that men can be prostitutes as well.
Very correct.

My Haiku, up above,

you will find, did address this.
Rod of Lordly Might!


Lord Fyre wrote:
Kierato wrote:
In case nobody pointed it out in the last 9-ish pages, I think the picture on page 231 is a representation of the lead blades spell from page 230.

I believe that the poster meant the illustration on page 321.

** spoiler omitted **

It's the same page where they discuss drag.


Kryptik wrote:


Yeah, I never really understood the cult obsession with River. It just seems that she was a favorite of the slightly mentally imbalanced fan girls out there.

Who are you calling a girl?


seekerofshadowlight wrote:
River aside {yeah over done} At lest we can all agree firefly was most awesome yes?

Yes. Of course. Everyone who disagrees is simply, objectively wrong.


Ash_Gazn wrote:
Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus wrote:
DCironlich wrote:
In this discussion, it seems that everyone has focused on women being exploited by prostitution. Keep in mind that men can be prostitutes as well.
Very correct.

My Haiku, up above,

you will find, did address this.
Rod of Lordly Might!

Oh prostitution!

My "Rod of Lordly might"
brings home the bacon.

Liberty's Edge

nathan blackmer wrote:
Ash_Gazn wrote:
Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus wrote:
DCironlich wrote:
In this discussion, it seems that everyone has focused on women being exploited by prostitution. Keep in mind that men can be prostitutes as well.
Very correct.

My Haiku, up above,

you will find, did address this.
Rod of Lordly Might!

Oh prostitution!

My "Rod of Lordly might"
brings home the bacon.

Your sword is on fire

after you press that button.
Try some benadryl


For the robin hood discussion, i want to add that following the law of the land is not a requirement for lawful characters. They only need to follow some method/rules to they behavior.

A tipical example is Batman, who breaks laws all the time, but adheres to a strict moral code making him lawful good.

BOOM: Firefly, Robin Hood, Hookers and BATMAN in this thread.


Lord Fyre wrote:


That's right, in some parts of Europe (I am certain of Germany) blood splatter causes material to be flagged as "adult." (Correctly, IMHO)

Yep. I would agree with your agreement, were it not for the fact that this aversion to violence is as overblown as the USA's aversion for sexuality.


Studpuffin wrote:


Your sword is on fire
after you press that button.
Try some benadryl

You sword is on fire?

Perhaps a soothing ointment?
Ask the prostitutes...

The Exchange

RabeiUsura wrote:


BOOM: Firefly, Robin Hood, Hookers and BATMAN in this thread.

*begins slow clap*


Lord Fyre wrote:


I was not attempting to create a "hotness" ranking of the actresses from Firefly.

Would be damn hard, anyway. They were all different, and all hot in their way.


Haiku Monster wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:


Your sword is on fire
after you press that button.
Try some benadryl

You sword is on fire?

Perhaps a soothing ointment?
Ask the prostitutes...

My blade is aflame...

is it supposed to be... green...?
damnable hookers.


KaeYoss wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:


I was not attempting to create a "hotness" ranking of the actresses from Firefly.
Would be damn hard, anyway. They were all different, and all hot in their way.

+1 though Kaylee was personally my favorite.

Liberty's Edge

Haiku Monster wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:


Your sword is on fire
after you press that button.
Try some benadryl

You sword is on fire?

Perhaps a soothing ointment?
Ask the prostitutes...

The prostitutes say,

"It is your problem now, dude."
Pharmacy visit.

Grand Lodge

A Man In Black wrote:


Where are you from that prostitution isn't considered exploitative and taboo?

Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands :-)


Matthew Morris wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Omegaphallic wrote:
ntin wrote:
Sacred prostitute is somewhat more popular than the profane prostitute.
but the profane prostitute is problably more fun:)
I consider profanities a turn-off, personally.
"If you need profanity to be funny, you're not funny." - Groucho Marx

I meant sexual turn-off. A profane prostitute would not work for me. "Just f&+&ing f!$~ me you f&@*in a&#+$~! and be done with it." Would have me demand my money back ;-)


Studpuffin wrote:


The prostitutes say,
"It is your problem now, dude."
Pharmacy visit.

I hate pharmacies.

I bet I should ask Batman.
Maybe in his belt?


cappadocius wrote:
Hee hee. "Pee slave"

I knew I chose the right vegetable/fruit (depending on who you ask)!


Lord Fyre wrote:
meatrace wrote:
Me'mori wrote:
Kryptik wrote:
Yeah, I never really understood the cult obsession with River. It just seems that she was a favorite of the slightly mentally imbalanced fan girls out there.

She's The Woobie! The other stuff is just window dressing.

Warning! Trope-ified!
Except her behavior made me want to kill her. And the actress is butt ugly.

Overdone? Yes, I can agree.

"Butt Ugly? Summer Glau??

Get thee to an Eye Doctor A.S.A.P!!

You've clearly never seen her face. She looks like Beavis' sister. She looks like she has downs, her forehead takes up like half her head, she has an underbite you can surf on, and an adams apple bigger than mine.


Lord Fyre wrote:
Matthew Morris wrote:
Haiku Monster wrote:

Robin Hood lawful?

What about the prostitutes?
This thread is on FIRE!

Man in Black Rambles

The thread moves on Robin Hood
is a prostitute?
You left out Firefly.

To bring it full circle again:

Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.
Kaylee: Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.


I am no poet
All my poems have this fault
They end with too many syllables.

I'll try again:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one.

See? That's why regular bard isn't for me (and my singing voice is registered as a weapon). I'll have to make do with jester.

How many hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler:
I have no idea, but if you can afford hookers for tasks like this, you don't need to count them.

Liberty's Edge

Haiku Monster wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:


The prostitutes say,
"It is your problem now, dude."
Pharmacy visit.

I hate pharmacies.

I bet I should ask Batman.
Maybe in his belt?

Batman's Benadryl

In his belt pouch is empty.
Caught Poison Ivy.


Haiku Monster wrote:


I bet I should ask Batman.
Maybe in his belt?

All I can say is this: When he offers you to show you his "batarang", run.

But maybe he just doesn't get along with me. Said I reminded him of someone. Didn't seem pleased by that. I wonder why.


Studpuffin wrote:


Batman's Benadryl
In his belt pouch is empty.
Caught Poison Ivy.

Poison Ivy? No!

Surely it was Catwoman?!
Latex and whips, meow!

Grand Lodge

Tio wrote:
A Man In Black wrote:


Where are you from that prostitution isn't considered exploitative and taboo?
Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands :-)

Yeah, but what country?

Liberty's Edge

Haiku Monster wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:


Batman's Benadryl
In his belt pouch is empty.
Caught Poison Ivy.

Poison Ivy? No!

Surely it was Catwoman?!
Latex and whips, meow!

Batman's Tylenol,

used to cure cat scratch fever,
Tight leather catsuit.


Studpuffin wrote:


Batman's Tylenol,
used to cure cat scratch fever,
Tight leather catsuit.

Batman and Hookers

Robin Hood and Firefly chat
Thank you A.P.G!

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RabeiUsura wrote:
BOOM: Firefly, Robin Hood, Hookers and BATMAN in this thread.

"Holy Vindicator, Batman! Poison Ivy's going to love this trait from the APG!"

Liberty's Edge

Haiku Monster wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:


Batman's Tylenol,
used to cure cat scratch fever,
Tight leather catsuit.

Batman and Hookers

Robin Hood and Firefly chat
Thank you A.P.G!

It could be much worse.

We have not yet discussed
Batman's alignment.

Grand Lodge

Or Captain America and Nazis.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Ernest Mueller wrote:
If a hint of prostitution drives you batty, then obviously you don't use any of the Adventure Paths or other adventures, or know much about Golarion...

The point was made, and I think correctly, that the core rules should be as setting-neutral as possible. By that logic, ALL traits related to specific Golarion faiths should remain in campaign-setting supplements, rather than in the core rules (indeed, I'd like to see the stuff about the individual gods be moved out of the core rules and into the setting publications -- it's driving me nuts to have all the players assuming that the Golarion-specific gods are default for non-Golarion homebrew settings).

So, I'm "no" on censorship for "moral" reasons, but "yes" on moving that trait (and any other setting-specific stuff) into the setting-specific supplements.

While I mostly agree with the idea that the setting specific abilities should mostly be outside of the Pathfinder RPG line, in this case, I believe that they do belong there at least in the sense to serve as examples of what a religion/campaign trait can look like (along with examples of how to existing deities might use sub-domains). I think that giving examples is preferable overall than leaving them out.

Shadow Lodge

Man in Black, Talked Whores
People didn't buy his line
Changed subjects better

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