Advanced Player's Guide silliness: Bonuses for being a prostitute


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Wow this thread is still going on. I must admit, I am prett impressed with the derailment topics of Firefly, Robin Hood, Batman, etc.

Also, Summer Glau isn't all that bad looking, but I wouldn't date her long term if you know what I mean. Kaylee was my favorite too, followed by Inara and then Zoe. River was just too crazy b@&~~ to be considered sexy.

Batman's Alignment is somewhere between Lawful Neutral and Neutral Good. It really depends on his mood at the time. But considering he doesn't intentionally kill people I'm leaning more towards Neutral Good.

Robin Hood on the other hand is definately Chaotic Good. He is the poster child for Chaotic Good.

This thread has become readable again, thanks guys.

The Exchange

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Or Captain America and Nazis.

Ok, don't try to invoke Godwins Law

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JMD031 wrote:


Batman's Alignment is somewhere between Lawful Neutral and Neutral Good. It really depends on his mood at the time. But considering he doesn't intentionally kill people I'm leaning more towards Neutral Good.

That very much depends on the era of Batman you're talking. Old School batman from the early Detective Comics did drop people off the side of buildings after scaring information out of them.

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Is the fact that we're skirting the edges of an alignment discussion an improvement over the original thread? I can't decide...


Sebastian wrote:

What?!?! I have to buy 3 books to have the materials to build a lawyer (core rules for Profession: Lying Bastard, GMG for blow, and APG for hooker NPCs).

Crazy. Particularly when you consider that lawyers doing blow off hookers is the first form of recreation known to man. I know because someone who once took a history course told me so.

Thanks! As I was sorting through this thread trying to figure out how the topic warranted 600+ posts, this totally cracked me up. I had to step away from my desk of immoral corporate slavery.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber
Ash_Gazn wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Or Captain America and Nazis.
Ok, don't try to invoke Godwins Law

No, invoking it would be calling AMiB a Nazi. I have not done so.


TromegaZero already achieved Godwin's Law.

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Ash_Gazn wrote:
Ok, don't try to invoke Godwins Law

HHhmmmm....

Sebastian wrote:
Is the fact that we're skirting the edges of an alignment discussion an improvement over the original thread? I can't decide...

You know who else didn't like alignment discussions?

Go on, say it....you know you want to *looks meaningfully at Ash_Gazn's post*

Spoiler:
It rhymes with "Spitler"

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber
PirateDevon wrote:


You know who else didn't like alignment discussions?

Stifler played D&D?

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
PirateDevon wrote:


You know who else didn't like alignment discussions?
Stifler played D&D?

Doh!

Yeah probably...

Liberty's Edge

PirateDevon wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
PirateDevon wrote:


You know who else didn't like alignment discussions?
Stifler played D&D?

Doh!

Yeah probably...

Stifler's mom played too.

She was the Dungeon Master.
They fought a big pie.


Can I smurf in this thread too?


There once a thread about whores
And some worried about social mores
But others said "nay!"
"We like it that way!"
"And we hope there is much more in store!"


Dork Lord wrote:
Can I smurf in this thread too?

Smurf all you want.

Liberty's Edge

Limerick Monster wrote:

There once a thread about whores

And some worried about social mores
But others said "nay!"
"We like it that way!"
"And we hope there is much more in store!"

Haiku's not enough,

so why not write a Tanka?
Japanese poems
have now invaded this thread
and we're all now doomed.


Studpuffin wrote:


Haiku's not enough,
so why not write a Tanka?
Japanese poems
have now invaded this thread
and we're all now doomed.

How can I resist?

My greatest fan calls to me:
"Let go of your fear"
"There is more than just Haiku"
And so, a Monster is born

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I removed a post. No need to make this excessively personal.


"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT!"


"I find this whole topic offensive, First you take the whores then you'll go after the Booze. It's not natural I tell ya!"

Says while swigging Rum and carrying a naked sacred prostitute on his shoulder

"Stop oppressing my religion dammit!"

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Lord Fyre wrote:

But if you must, then the hotness of

Morena Baccarin = Summer Glau = Christina Hendricks = Jewel Staite = Gina Torres.

Any other rankings are flat out wrong.

My roommate is insane for Christina Hendricks, but Gina Torres is my number one with a bullet.

Summer looks too childish, although I liked her best as Cameron. Jewel, on the other hand, is fine, and Morena looks very nice when she's had a sammich, and a tad scary when she's all gaunt.


Ranger S. Thompson wrote:
"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT!"

Did I suddenly crawl into the thread for the Alchemist Iconic?

Shadow Lodge

Best argument for Sacred Prostitution being potentially good; think if everyone who was waging holy war was instead having holy sex, wouldn't that be better?

That, and letting River Tam edit the Bible, seem like good things.

All the best,

Kerney


Tio wrote:
A Man In Black wrote:


Where are you from that prostitution isn't considered exploitative and taboo?
Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands :-)

And certain areas in the state of Nevada. :oP


Set wrote:

Gina Torres is my number one with a bullet.

Agreed, sexy does not even begin cover that woman.

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Ross Byers wrote:
I removed a post. No need to make this excessively personal.

A post is now gone

Cruelly removed by Ross Byers
And it was not-

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Set wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:

But if you must, then the hotness of

Morena Baccarin = Summer Glau = Christina Hendricks = Jewel Staite = Gina Torres.

Any other rankings are flat out wrong.

My roommate is insane for Christina Hendricks, but Gina Torres is my number one with a bullet.

Summer looks too childish, although I liked her best as Cameron. Jewel, on the other hand, is fine, and Morena looks very nice when she's had a sammich, and a tad scary when she's all gaunt.

The only reason the universe didn't explode with Christina Hendricks is that

Spoiler:
She's not a natural redhead

Proof that there is a God, and He doesn't want creation to end yet.

Grand Lodge

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Tio wrote:
A Man In Black wrote:


Where are you from that prostitution isn't considered exploitative and taboo?
Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands :-)
Yeah, but what country?

The Netherlands = Holland = The Low Country = Amsterdam is our capital...

On the North Sea, north of Belgium, west of Germany...

I don't know what more to tell you.

It's also legal in Germany and income-tax-obligated.

Liberty's Edge

Tio wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Tio wrote:
A Man In Black wrote:


Where are you from that prostitution isn't considered exploitative and taboo?
Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands :-)
Yeah, but what country?

The Netherlands = Holland = The Low Country = Amsterdam is our capital...

On the North Sea, north of Belgium, west of Germany...

I don't know what more to tell you.

It's also legal in Germany and income-tax-obligated.

Yay, the Dutch!


Tio wrote:


Quote:
Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands :-)
Quote:
Yeah, but what country?

The Netherlands = Holland = The Low Country = Amsterdam is our capital...

On the North Sea, north of Belgium, west of Germany...

I don't know what more to tell you.

It's also legal in Germany and income-tax-obligated.

I think you missed the pun.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber
Bill Dunn wrote:
Tio wrote:


Quote:
Yeah, but what country?

The Netherlands = Holland = The Low Country = Amsterdam is our capital...

On the North Sea, north of Belgium, west of Germany...

I don't know what more to tell you.

It's also legal in Germany and income-tax-obligated.

I think you missed the pun.

Give that man a prize prostitute!

Grand Lodge

KaeYoss wrote:
Ernest Mueller wrote:


And I personally am disappointed that the 1e Random Harlot Table wasn't in the GMG, but that's just me.
No, not just you. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. What was on that table? Street names? Specialisations? STDs? Price? Adventure hooks?

Let's not forgot the random female measurements table from the original Arduin setting. I looked through my bookshelves, but was unable to locate the original rules and the table was apparently dropped from "The Compleat Arduin". Although the update does have a Courtesan character class.

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sieylianna wrote:
Let's not forgot the random female measurements table from the original Arduin setting.

The Arduin Grimoire, volume 1, page 4. Ah, how I miss the terrible classics!

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Set wrote:
sieylianna wrote:
Let's not forgot the random female measurements table from the original Arduin setting.

The Arduin Grimoire, volume 1, page 4. Ah, how I miss the terrible classics!

Arduin Grimoire is sitting on a table in my living room.

Paizo Employee Chief Creative Officer, Publisher

Aaaaaand, we're done here.

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