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Scarab Sages

Weird. For some reason, I'm having trouble accessing the previous page.


Yay for thrift stores! The kidlet's recent growth spurt meant that he was no longer able to get his feet into his winter boots. And for some ungodly reason the stores have already taken all the winter stuff off the shelves. It's February people! In Michigan! We don't get spring until at least April. Grr. Anyways, went to the thrift store and found a really nice pair in his size that are more waterproof so will really transition well for spring. And got some more pants in his new size. Now I just want to know why he always has that growth spurt right at the end of a season. Every time. Without fail.


Aberzombie wrote:
Weird. For some reason, I'm having trouble accessing the previous page.

My function seems odd also.


And the new batch of disks seems to work just fine, unlike the dud ones I bought last week so was finally able to burn that lullaby cd for the kidlet. No more listening to him whine about being tired of the one cd he has left that hasn't been destroyed by too many plays. :)
This day just keeps getting better.
Think I'll play some rockband tonight just to round off a totally unproductive day. Well, mostly unproductive. I did do a load of laundry. And started reading that book for my geology term project. But fossil molecules are interesting. :)


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Weird. For some reason, I'm having trouble accessing the previous page.
My function seems odd also.

Huh. I'm not having any trouble with it at all.


lynora wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Weird. For some reason, I'm having trouble accessing the previous page.
My function seems odd also.
Huh. I'm not having any trouble with it at all.

I may have had too many browser windows open. I closed them all, and logged back in, and it seems happy now.


Dear Greenman,

I started watering my plants with coffee, wine, and good ale. But instead of starting to talk about gaming and philosophy, they cussed for a day or two, then turned brown and crispy. What did I do wrong?

A Fan


Mmmm...peppermint soy latte. :)


Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Dear Greenman,

I started watering my plants with coffee, wine, and good ale. But instead of starting to talk about gaming and philosophy, they cussed for a day or two, then turned brown and crispy. What did I do wrong?

A Fan

They must have been defective plants. ;)

Of course, what do I know? I'm not really an expert on plant life...

Liberty's Edge Contributor

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Looks like it's a quiet day in FAWLTland.

I hope everyone's enjoying their weekend.

Absolutely not.

Sorry to hear that, Shiny. I hope it gets better for you.


Have fun everyone. I will check back in sometime towards Friday. New Orleans here we come!


Sharoth wrote:
Have fun everyone. I will check back in sometime towards Friday. New Orleans here we come!

Have a good trip, and have way too much fun! :)


I can't save the buzz from imminent death no more. It's too much effing work, and too many people staring at it as it dies.


I like dogs better than people.
Dogs listen to me like they know I'm smarter than them.
It's not that they're smarter than people. They just have more sense.


Paris Crenshaw wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Looks like it's a quiet day in FAWLTland.

I hope everyone's enjoying their weekend.

Absolutely not.
Sorry to hear that, Shiny. I hope it gets better for you.

+1


lynora wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Have fun everyone. I will check back in sometime towards Friday. New Orleans here we come!
Have a good trip, and have way too much fun! :)

+1

Liberty's Edge

"The Star Wars prequels are the best examples of [relying exclusively on visual effects] where you’re mesmerized by all the visuals and excitement on screen, but if you really stop and listen you’ll realize that almost every line and every action makes no sense and is just there to get to the next special effects scene."

"George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood. He just disappointed my adulthood."

- Mike Stoklasa (also known as the voice of Harry S. Plinkett)


Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Things not going so well in the CH household. More rejections...
Sorry, CH. At least you know you have a place to go, though. Maybe that's the right one. I still wonder why you didn't apply to a school near me. :)
I don't know. I'm questioning a lot of my decisions.

Uh-oh...I know that internal voice. :(

Hang in there, CH.


Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Dear Greenman,

I started watering my plants with coffee, wine, and good ale. But instead of starting to talk about gaming and philosophy, they cussed for a day or two, then turned brown and crispy. What did I do wrong?

A Fan

Dear Fan,

I think I see your problem. You indeed had awakened plants, but they were not native to Faerie -- they were merely awakened plants. Your hopes could never be fulfilled by such mundane creatures, and your quality gifts, which would have nourished fey plants, alas, were their demise.

Better Luck in the Future,
The Greenman


More for the Strunk & White crowd.

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Things not going so well in the CH household. More rejections...
Sorry, CH. At least you know you have a place to go, though. Maybe that's the right one. I still wonder why you didn't apply to a school near me. :)
I don't know. I'm questioning a lot of my decisions.

Uh-oh...I know that internal voice. :(

Hang in there, CH.

Thanks. I think we'll be able to figure it out. It's just stressful right now.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Dear Greenman,

I started watering my plants with coffee, wine, and good ale. But instead of starting to talk about gaming and philosophy, they cussed for a day or two, then turned brown and crispy. What did I do wrong?

A Fan

Dear Fan,

I think I see your problem. You indeed had awakened plants, but they were not native to Faerie -- they were merely awakened plants. Your hopes could never be fulfilled by such mundane creatures, and your quality gifts, which would have nourished fey plants, alas, were their demise.

Better Luck in the Future,
The Greenman

Soon my army of cursing plant people will spread the cause of C.H.A.O.S.

Mwaha-muwahahahahahahahahaha!

Liberty's Edge

Grrrrr.

That is all.


I've decided that velvet cake is not a lie.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
I've decided that velvet cake is not a lie.

Mmmm, velvet cake.

Mmmm, Jell-o cake.


Eat the Rich!

The Exchange

Breakfast of champions??


Good Sunday morning!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
More for the Strunk & White crowd.

Huzzah For Elements of Style!

I have been a Strunkian since I learned grammar while on Uncle Sam's silver. Although I sometimes dive into 'American Ornateness.', I appreciate that it is a much harder chore to write your ideas concisely. Finding just the right word to convey meaning is the continual challenge we who communicate over the Internetz face. Look how many misunderstandings and flame wars are started through a simple turn of phrase understood wrong.


Comrade Cannibal wrote:
Eat the Rich!

Cereal is a conspiracy of our corporate masters to make us pay $5.00 for a box of silo sweepings doused in cheap corn fructose!

ARISE AND EAT MUFFINS! THEY ARE THE TRUE EGALITARIAN MEAL!

Dark Archive

Just stopping by to say hi!

I can't read the 200+ posts behind me, so lemme know if I missed something interesting (No Urizen).

The Exchange

660 posts behind. :-/

sigh... here goes

The Exchange

Solnes wrote:
0gre wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Afternoon folks!! :D
Soul-ness *WOOT*
Soul..NAY! Soul..NAY!! You know how its pronounced! I told that night at the hotel....

Wow... I've had that so wrong.

Spoiler:
At least you never heard me mangle the name. :-(

Silver Crusade

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Solnes wrote:
0gre wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Afternoon folks!! :D
Soul-ness *WOOT*
Soul..NAY! Soul..NAY!! You know how its pronounced! I told that night at the hotel....

Wow... I've had that so wrong.

** spoiler omitted **

Don't let the poodles find out she's using a French pronunciation.

The Exchange

Lindisty wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Well, you folks were busy today ...

No kidding! 400+ posts since I looked in this morning. If this were Usenet, I'd be making the acquaintance of Mark Allread and moving on.

(Yeah, I'm old.)

19 is not that old.
Oh, 19 was a long, LONG time ago. A baby born when I was nineteen would be legal to drink now. :P
Ok, ok. So you are 21. There! Happy? ~grins~

Actually, yeah, I AM pretty happy with 40. My life is WAY better now than it was when I was either 19 or 21. :)

(I really don't understand the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing that people do. I'm perfectly happy to get old.)

Meh. I'll be 40 in June. Still act like I'm 25 though, so what's the difference?

As a side note, why do women lie about their age? I mean really, if you start dating 'seriously', sooner or later the truth will come out. Then you get to explain to your SO why your whole relationship started with a lie. A lie about something that's really trivial, which to my point of view, makes it even MORE annoying.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Solnes wrote:
0gre wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Afternoon folks!! :D
Soul-ness *WOOT*
Soul..NAY! Soul..NAY!! You know how its pronounced! I told that night at the hotel....

Wow... I've had that so wrong.

** spoiler omitted **

Don't let the poodles find out she's using a French pronunciation.

<Steve Martin> Those French. They have a different word for everything.</Steve Martin>

The Exchange

Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
taig wrote:

Naked naughty language.

Now is the time we dance...naked.

Liebe meine abschminke!

Oddly enough, that actually translates to "Love my make-up remover!"...no monkeys involved.

He's speaking in tongues!! Quick call an exorcist, or a shrink, depending on how you swing. :P

Or raise your hands and praise the Lord.

Just sayin. ;)


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

Actually, yeah, I AM pretty happy with 40. My life is WAY better now than it was when I was either 19 or 21. :)

(I really don't understand the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing that people do. I'm perfectly happy to get old.)

Meh. I'll be 40 in June. Still act like I'm 25 though, so what's the difference?

As a side note, why do women lie about their age? I mean really, if you start dating 'seriously', sooner or later the truth will come out. Then you get to explain to your SO why your whole relationship started with a lie. A lie about something that's really trivial, which to my point of view, makes it even MORE annoying.

Uh... Are you asking me specifically, or is that a rhetorical question?

If you're asking me, I dunno. I've never lied about my age. (See above, where I said I don't get the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing.)

But it's not as though lying about one's age is only something women do. In my experience, it's actually more common for men to lie about their age, especially in prospective dating situations.

The Exchange

Lindisty wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

Actually, yeah, I AM pretty happy with 40. My life is WAY better now than it was when I was either 19 or 21. :)

(I really don't understand the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing that people do. I'm perfectly happy to get old.)

Meh. I'll be 40 in June. Still act like I'm 25 though, so what's the difference?

As a side note, why do women lie about their age? I mean really, if you start dating 'seriously', sooner or later the truth will come out. Then you get to explain to your SO why your whole relationship started with a lie. A lie about something that's really trivial, which to my point of view, makes it even MORE annoying.

Uh... Are you asking me specifically, or is that a rhetorical question?

If you're asking me, I dunno. I've never lied about my age. (See above, where I said I don't get the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing.)

But it's not as though lying about one's age is only something women do. In my experience, it's actually more common for men to lie about their age, especially in prospective dating situations.

Just a general question, directed at no one in particular. Or more specifically to anyone who cares to address it. Your 'pretending to be younger' comment is what made me think to bring it up... that's all.

The Exchange

Jess Door wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:

I find it annoying that one of my cats talks to everyone in the house but me. She is the only cat I've ever met that doesn't like me. The only time she will let me near her is when I go in to give my daughters kisses before I leave for work in the morning. (I leave for work before everyone else gets out of bed.)

Clearly, the cat has brain damage.

when I was in kindergarten we adopted a cat. Her littermate was adopted by our next door neighbor, Sharie. Well, Sharie's kitten would leap from one side of the stairwell to the attic to the other. back and forth. back and forth. Until it missed one time, and fell. Sharie heard it "thump!" and checked...and found the kitten, not breathing, on the carpeted steps. She administered CPR...and revived Henry!

Henry was never right in the head after that, though. He literally was brain damaged. the only arguement was...did the fall and lack of oxygen do it? or was the back and forth jumping the first sign?

His sister Snowball (our cat) hated everyone, terrified every human in the household, stopped a house robber once, and loved to kill goldfinches. Only the male ones.

O.o

See? I keep telling you cats are ebil!

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
Wow! My Dragon Magazine collection (35 - 359) takes up seven boxes while my Dungeon Magazine (1 - 150) collection only takes up 2.

Gah. I need to go through my collections and get them organized. Complete run of Dungeon and a LOT of Dragons.

The Exchange

Moorluck wrote:
I regretfully inform you that C. Snaptail did not make it. The injuries must have been too much for the poor thing. :(

Aww, that ssssstinkss.

:(

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:

I found out my wife and daughter are at "Thinking Day" with Girl Scouts, so I took a dinner break.

That's silly! Girls don't think!

Heh. What's sad is I bet you can find people on these boards who truly think that.

Not in this thread...as far as I know...

Well, we already know they can't GM or do math. Is it such a strech, really?

Spoiler:
I'm so lucky this isn't a Kingmaker weekend...

;)


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

Actually, yeah, I AM pretty happy with 40. My life is WAY better now than it was when I was either 19 or 21. :)

(I really don't understand the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing that people do. I'm perfectly happy to get old.)

Meh. I'll be 40 in June. Still act like I'm 25 though, so what's the difference?

As a side note, why do women lie about their age? I mean really, if you start dating 'seriously', sooner or later the truth will come out. Then you get to explain to your SO why your whole relationship started with a lie. A lie about something that's really trivial, which to my point of view, makes it even MORE annoying.

Uh... Are you asking me specifically, or is that a rhetorical question?

If you're asking me, I dunno. I've never lied about my age. (See above, where I said I don't get the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing.)

But it's not as though lying about one's age is only something women do. In my experience, it's actually more common for men to lie about their age, especially in prospective dating situations.

Just a general question, directed at no one in particular. Or more specifically to anyone who cares to address it. Your 'pretending to be younger' comment is what made me think to bring it up... that's all.

Ah, okay, well, if you want my personal opinion...

This may be a little deep for this thread, so I'll hide it in case folks don't want to read:

Spoiler:

I'd say that in a lot of cases, a heterosexual woman might lie about her age to a prospective partner because society still tends to place a lot of 'relationship value' on a woman's fertility, and youth is correlated pretty strongly with fertility. And even if it isn't directly related, there's an awful lot of social judgment of women based on appearance and relationship status. (e.g. a single woman in her late thirties is more often seen as an object of ridicule and/or pity than a single man in his late thirties would be.)

I seemed to have missed both the maternal urge and the whole 'valuing myself according to my relationship status' indoctrination, for the most part, but I've seen it mess up enough of my women friends that I know it's not uncommon.

Disclaimer: Not that there isn't appearance-based or relationship based societal pressure on men, but it's a different kind of pressure, and you were asking specifically about women, so I'm trying to stay on point.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

Actually, yeah, I AM pretty happy with 40. My life is WAY better now than it was when I was either 19 or 21. :)

(I really don't understand the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing that people do. I'm perfectly happy to get old.)

Meh. I'll be 40 in June. Still act like I'm 25 though, so what's the difference?

As a side note, why do women lie about their age? I mean really, if you start dating 'seriously', sooner or later the truth will come out. Then you get to explain to your SO why your whole relationship started with a lie. A lie about something that's really trivial, which to my point of view, makes it even MORE annoying.

Uh... Are you asking me specifically, or is that a rhetorical question?

If you're asking me, I dunno. I've never lied about my age. (See above, where I said I don't get the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing.)

But it's not as though lying about one's age is only something women do. In my experience, it's actually more common for men to lie about their age, especially in prospective dating situations.

Just a general question, directed at no one in particular. Or more specifically to anyone who cares to address it. Your 'pretending to be younger' comment is what made me think to bring it up... that's all.

I like the way my wife puts it. She'll be turning 40 very soon. The kindergartners that she reads for at my daughters' school asked her age and came back with the obvious, "Wow! You're old!" My wife just laughed and told them she was glad to be 40...because she'd earned it!


Paris Crenshaw wrote:


I like the way my wife puts it. She'll be turning 40 very soon. The kindergartners that she reads for at my daughters' school asked her age and came back with the obvious, "Wow! You're old!" My wife just laughed and told them she was glad to be 40...because she'd earned it!

And let's be honest, anything older than ten is old to a kindergartner. :)

Scarab Sages

So, after a rough start last night, the boy did rather well. Woke to eat at midnight and 2 am, then slept for over 4 hours.

In other news, however, he is a dangerous one to diaper change...

(Warning: spoilered in case some people are eating, very gross information contained in the following spoiler tag)

Spoiler:
I was changing a poopy diaper, lifting his little legs to wipe, when he let loose a stream of poop. It arced through the air and hit the back of the door and the carpet.

Luckily, I avoided the earlier-in-the-day fates of both my wife and mother-in-law, who happened to be facing the ass when something similar happened.


Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Lindisty wrote:

Actually, yeah, I AM pretty happy with 40. My life is WAY better now than it was when I was either 19 or 21. :)

(I really don't understand the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing that people do. I'm perfectly happy to get old.)

Meh. I'll be 40 in June. Still act like I'm 25 though, so what's the difference?

As a side note, why do women lie about their age? I mean really, if you start dating 'seriously', sooner or later the truth will come out. Then you get to explain to your SO why your whole relationship started with a lie. A lie about something that's really trivial, which to my point of view, makes it even MORE annoying.

Uh... Are you asking me specifically, or is that a rhetorical question?

If you're asking me, I dunno. I've never lied about my age. (See above, where I said I don't get the whole 'pretending to be younger' thing.)

But it's not as though lying about one's age is only something women do. In my experience, it's actually more common for men to lie about their age, especially in prospective dating situations.

Just a general question, directed at no one in particular. Or more specifically to anyone who cares to address it. Your 'pretending to be younger' comment is what made me think to bring it up... that's all.

I like the way my wife puts it. She'll be turning 40 very soon. The kindergartners that she reads for at my daughters' school asked her age and came back with the obvious, "Wow! You're old!" My wife just laughed and told them she was glad to be 40...because she'd earned it!

LOL! We have a fridge magnet that says, "I'm not 50; I'm 18 with 32 years of experience!".

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Aberzombie wrote:

So, after a rough start last night, the boy did rather well. Woke to eat at midnight and 2 am, then slept for over 4 hours.

In other news, however, he is a dangerous one to diaper change...

(Warning: spoilered in case some people are eating, very gross information contained in the following spoiler tag)

** spoiler omitted **

LOL! Sorry, but that's too funny...messy and difficult to clean up...but funny!

I've never been too easy to gross out, but I've been doubly fortified since becoming a dad.

Spoilered for similar grossness:
Once you've had to catch your kid's vomit in your bare hands to keep it from getting on the bed, there isn't much left, except for the stuff that actually forces a physical reaction on you. For some things, the Fort save is so high that EVERYONE will fail.


Aberzombie wrote:

So, after a rough start last night, the boy did rather well. Woke to eat at midnight and 2 am, then slept for over 4 hours.

In other news, however, he is a dangerous one to diaper change...

(Warning: spoilered in case some people are eating, very gross information contained in the following spoiler tag)

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
heh heh....wait until the "fingerpainting debacle...." think I'm b~@*$#*#tin? heh heh

Question:
Say.....it's Friday. I say we're doing something next Monday. To YOU, does this mean "the next coming up Monday three days from now," or "the Monday after the next coming Monday, which is 10 days hence?"

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