FAWTLhouse Five

[Creepy Puppet]

Gingerbread love for TotP.

runs around nekkid some more

[Eric Swanson]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Ooo, new digs, new avvy

FaWTL United wrote:

Studpuffin: Tengu Bard

Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Lilith: Human Witch
Freehold: Drow Illusionist
Ogre: Half-Orc Alchemist
Lynora: Elf Wizard
Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Solnes: Half-Elf Bard
Flash: Elf Rogue/Inquisitor
Treppa: Human Uncommoner/Cleric
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead)
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil
Moorluck: Drow Pimp :P
Houstonderek: Dashing Human Rogue / Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Taig: Suboptimal Awakened Dire Badger Monk (Order of the Sandy Pecan)
Sebastian: Human Werehorse Scoundrel/Freedom Fighter of "It's So FLUFFY!"
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric/Rogue
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: _______________
Urizen: _______________
Matt Droz: Human Ranger
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric
Bitter Thorn: _______________
Davi: _______________
Paris: _______________
Amby Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter/Barbarian with Eeyore (animal companion)

Is that everyone?

*AHEM*

[The Cathezar]

Wait, why am I expending all my energy on chasing him?

*snaps fingers, summons a fistful of yugoloths*

Fetch that puppet, would you loves? A bonus payment to the one who brings him back. Unbroken, mind.

*packs up the shattered boxes and suitcases while the 'loths chase the puppet*

[Creepy Puppet]

Yugoloths? Seriously? Those dudes are soooo 3.5E. Get with it man! It's daemons these days.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Eric Swanson wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Ooo, new digs, new avvy

FaWTL United wrote:

Studpuffin: Tengu Bard

Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Lilith: Human Witch
Freehold: Drow Illusionist
Ogre: Half-Orc Alchemist
Lynora: Elf Wizard
Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Solnes: Half-Elf Bard
Flash: Elf Rogue/Inquisitor
Treppa: Human Uncommoner/Cleric
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead)
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil
Moorluck: Drow Pimp :P
Houstonderek: Dashing Human Rogue / Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Taig: Suboptimal Awakened Dire Badger Monk (Order of the Sandy Pecan)
Sebastian: Human Werehorse Scoundrel/Freedom Fighter of "It's So FLUFFY!"
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric/Rogue
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: _______________
Urizen: _______________
Matt Droz: Human Ranger
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric
Bitter Thorn: _______________
Davi: _______________
Paris: _______________
Amby Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter/Barbarian with Eeyore (animal companion)

Is that everyone?

*AHEM*

So, who are you/would you be? Or should I make up something? Remember, I'm only a voice in Urizen's head, so I can be rather creative... Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[The Cathezar]

Creepy Puppet wrote:

Yugoloths? Seriously? Those dudes are soooo 3.5E. Get with it man! It's daemons these days.

What can I say, I'm old fashioned. I was born back when Kytons were still devils, mind.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.....brainnnnssss

[Eric Swanson]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

So, who are you/would you be? Or should I make up something? Remember, I'm only a voice in Urizen's head, so I can be rather creative... Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

OK how about an Alu-demon Rogue/Summoner, he he

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

*Cannonball into the thread*

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

I would be a dwarf mute monk since I can only read and not post at work.

[Creepy Puppet]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

*Cannonball into the thread*

Hey! Watch where you're shooting that thing!

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Creepy Puppet wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

*Cannonball into the thread*

Hey! Watch where you're shooting that thing!

Thats what she said! :D

[Aberzombie]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

I would be a dwarf mute monk since I can only read and not post at work.

A dwarf monk kicks ass. I'm playing one in one of my games these days.

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Sorry

*Sheepishly retrieves dripping cannonball from thread*

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Off now to watch Girl with the Dragon Tatoo now.

[Aberzombie]

I'm off as well. Need my beauty sleep.

[Crimson Jester]

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Post the email address on 4chan?

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Join a Gay Pride fan group?

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Change his status to read "never knew crabs itched so much!".

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Creepy Puppet wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

*Cannonball into the thread*

Hey! Watch where you're shooting that thing!

I wasn't fast enough. Love that guy.

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Post his desire to undergo sex change operation?

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Break up with his girlfriend on FB?

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Send private FB messages professing love to all his male friends?

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Creepy Puppet wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

*Cannonball into the thread*

Hey! Watch where you're shooting that thing!

I wasn't fast enough. Love that guy.

That's what he said?

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Profess his undying love of Barry Manalow?

Yeah, that's what I got for now, ask HD he'll know. Remember WWHDD! :P

[Orthos]

I foresee conflict between WWHDD and WWUD. Either that or they team up and pervert the universe together.

[Crimson Jester]

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Change his status to read "never knew crabs itched so much!".

Ok I did this one. The others seem to be a little more extreme then I want to go to. 4Chan way way way too far.

Already sent the little slutty GF a message that "I do not want anything else to do with you. Go away."

Removing all his female friends. I may give his male friends messages.

He has been grounded and has no Idea yet.

[Crimson Jester]

Awe Barry Manilow, he is now a major fan.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO we have just now managed to get into both my nephews Yahoo and his FB accounts. Any suggestions??

Change his status to read "never knew crabs itched so much!".

Ok I did this one. The others seem to be a little more extreme then I want to go to. 4Chan way way way too far.

Already sent the little slutty GF a message that "I do not want anything else to do with you. Go away."

Removing all his female friends. I may give his male friends messages.

He has been grounded and has no Idea yet.

Sign him up for free samples of embarrassing products (denture creme, Prep H, adult diapers, etc.) and "accidentally" have them mailed to nearby neighbors?

[Orthos]

Is this the kid who put porn on your computer and therefore has this coming or are we just being vindictive? I'm confused by the context...

[Crimson Jester]

Orthos wrote:

Is this the kid who put porn on your computer and therefore has this coming or are we just being vindictive? I'm confused by the context...

The kid who looked at Porn on my computer and is doing so around his little sisters and my sons.

and yes I am being a little vindictive but I have lines I will not cross.

[Punch]

Can there be too much of this guy? AZ?

It's sad that there's not a Judy to go with him.

[Orthos]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Is this the kid who put porn on your computer and therefore has this coming or are we just being vindictive? I'm confused by the context...

The kid who looked at Porn on my computer and is doing so around his little sisters and my sons.

and yes I am being a little vindictive but I have lines I will not cross.

No worries, sounds like you're perfectly justified in the vindictiveness. Was just curious before I started tossing out ideas.

Now I have to think.

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

::Licks puppet::

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Ooo, new digs, new avvy

FaWTL United wrote:

Studpuffin: Tengu Bard

Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Lilith: Human Witch
Freehold: Drow Illusionist
Ogre: Half-Orc Alchemist
Lynora: Elf Wizard
Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Solnes: Half-Elf Bard
Flash: Elf Rogue/Inquisitor
Treppa: Human Uncommoner/Cleric
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead)
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil
Moorluck: Drow Pimp :P
Houstonderek: Dashing Human Rogue / Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Taig: Suboptimal Awakened Dire Badger Monk (Order of the Sandy Pecan)
Sebastian: Human Werehorse Scoundrel/Freedom Fighter of "It's So FLUFFY!"
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric/Rogue
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: Drow Rogue / Fighter / something slightly off-putting
Urizen: _______________
Matt Droz: Human Ranger
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric
Bitter Thorn: _______________
Davi: _______________
Paris: _______________
Amby Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter/Barbarian with Eeyore (animal companion)

Is that everyone?

[Bitter Thorn]

Eric Swanson wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Ooo, new digs, new avvy

FaWTL United wrote:

Studpuffin: Tengu Bard

Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Lilith: Human Witch
Freehold: Drow Illusionist
Ogre: Half-Orc Alchemist
Lynora: Elf Wizard
Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Solnes: Half-Elf Bard
Flash: Elf Rogue/Inquisitor
Treppa: Human Uncommoner/Cleric
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead)
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil
Moorluck: Drow Pimp :P
Houstonderek: Dashing Human Rogue / Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Taig: Suboptimal Awakened Dire Badger Monk (Order of the Sandy Pecan)
Sebastian: Human Werehorse Scoundrel/Freedom Fighter of "It's So FLUFFY!"
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric/Rogue
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: _______________
Urizen: _______________
Matt Droz: Human Ranger
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric
Bitter Thorn: _______________
Davi: _______________
Paris: _______________
Amby Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter/Barbarian with Eeyore (animal companion)

Is that everyone?

*AHEM*

I'm tickled to be included.

Let's go Dwarven rogue/ranger. :)

[Crimson Jester]

FaWTL United wrote:

Studpuffin: Tengu Bard

Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Lilith: Human Witch
Freehold: Drow Illusionist
Ogre: Half-Orc Alchemist
Lynora: Elf Wizard
Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Solnes: Half-Elf Bard
Flash: Elf Rogue/Inquisitor
Treppa: Human Uncommoner/Cleric
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead)
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil
Moorluck: Drow Pimp :P
Houstonderek: Dashing Human Rogue / Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Taig: Suboptimal Awakened Dire Badger Monk (Order of the Sandy Pecan)
Sebastian: Human Werehorse Scoundrel/Freedom Fighter of "It's So FLUFFY!"
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric/Rogue
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: Drow Rogue / Fighter / something slightly off-putting
Urizen: _______________
Matt Droz: Human Ranger
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric
Bitter Thorn: Dwarven rogue/ranger.
Davi: _______________
Paris: Chuck Norris
Amby Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter/Barbarian with Eeyore (animal companion)

Is that everyone?

Ah my neurotic extended family.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

__________

So, who are you/what's your avatar?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

FaWTL, CJ's neurotic extended family wrote:

Studpuffin: Tengu Bard

Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Lilith: Human Witch
Freehold: Drow Illusionist
Ogre: Half-Orc Alchemist
Lynora: Elf Wizard
Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Solnes: Half-Elf Bard
Flash: Elf Rogue/Inquisitor
Treppa: Human Uncommoner/Cleric
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead)
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil
Moorluck: Drow Pimp :P
Houstonderek: Dashing Human Rogue / Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Taig: Suboptimal Awakened Dire Badger Monk (Order of the Sandy Pecan)
Sebastian: Human Werehorse Scoundrel/Freedom Fighter of "It's So FLUFFY!"/Batman's Mount
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric/Rogue
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: Drow Rogue / Fighter / something slightly off-putting
Urizen: ______________
Matt Droz: Human Ranger
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric
Bitter Thorn: Dwarven Rogue/Ranger
Davi: ______________
Paris: ______________
Hugo: ______________
Jack: ______________
Sharoth: ______________
Amby Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter/Barbarian with Eeyore (animal companion)
Eric Swanson: Alu-demon Rogue/Summoner
Tordek Rumnaheim: Dwarf Mute Monk

[taig]

Sara Marie wrote:

PMG is trying to blame me for stuff that is clearly not my fault.

also, we now have a carpeted apartment with tile in the kitchen and entryway and linoleum in the bathrooms.

however, you do not want to eat off of any of these surfaces as they have already amassed a layer of cat fur.

You killed FaWTL IV?!!??!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

__________

So, who are you/what's your avatar?

I posted it up above, but it's kind of hard to see. I listed myself as "Drow Rogue / Fighter / something slightly off-putting." I'm keeping this avatar for as long as I can, mainly because I've had it for almost four years and no one would recognize me if I tossed it. Plus, I'm a big Downer fan.

[Orthos]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

__________

So, who are you/what's your avatar?

I'm gonna guess Drow Rogue with ranks in Engineering. Feel free to correct me Shiny if I'm wrong.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Also, for Kirk and anyone else who's interested in the state of the comics industry:

Weregeek weighs in on the new Wonder Woman.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Ooooh, neato avvy, Taig.

[taig]

Grrrr. Fear me! Especially if you're going to next year's PaizoCon.

[Crimson Jester]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Also, for Kirk and anyone else who's interested in the state of the comics industry:

Weregeek weighs in on the new Wonder Woman.

OMG that is so Freaking on the money.

[taig]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Ooooh, neato avvy, Taig.

Thanks! Treppa pointed this one out to me.