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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?
As a kid, I would have gone out of my way to befriend a kid named Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie. Although I'd always feel his lesser so having such a nitro-charged name.

*has flash backs of boyfriend saying he wanted to name his kid Optimus Prime*

.....*shudders*
Don't worry. I have ways of making sure this will not happen.

.....You know just making sure but.....I do want kids someday.....hope your not planning anything to drastic.


Grats to new parents! =3


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?
As a kid, I would have gone out of my way to befriend a kid named Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie. Although I'd always feel his lesser so having such a nitro-charged name.

*has flash backs of boyfriend saying he wanted to name his kid Optimus Prime*

.....*shudders*
Don't worry. I have ways of making sure this will not happen.
.....You know just making sure but.....I do want kids someday.....hope your not planning anything to drastic.

Don't worry. He'll just tell people he had a skiing accident, and then he'll mysterious produce a list of acceptable names in handwritten block letters.

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Anyone else excited for the words of power-douchery that will come out of the next playtest? :)

Hopefully it will be a bit less intense. An alternate magic system is a lot less of a 'hot topic' than a 'sword-mage' base class.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Anyone else excited for the words of power-douchery that will come out of the next playtest? :)
Hopefully it will be a bit less intense. An alternate magic system is a lot less of a 'hot topic' than a 'sword-mage' base class.

You think this playtest won't end up in a bunch of dumb, obsessive arguing. *laughter*

(Also, the only reason I haven't even tried to read about how the playtest is going is because if someone says they're just stealing the concept from the swordmage in 4e and are thus the devil my head is going to explode.)


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?
As a kid, I would have gone out of my way to befriend a kid named Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie. Although I'd always feel his lesser so having such a nitro-charged name.

*has flash backs of boyfriend saying he wanted to name his kid Optimus Prime*

.....*shudders*
Don't worry. I have ways of making sure this will not happen.
.....You know just making sure but.....I do want kids someday.....hope your not planning anything to drastic.
Don't worry. He'll just tell people he had a skiing accident, and then he'll mysterious produce a list of acceptable names in handwritten block letters.

o.o

Evil....Father....


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?
As a kid, I would have gone out of my way to befriend a kid named Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie. Although I'd always feel his lesser so having such a nitro-charged name.

*has flash backs of boyfriend saying he wanted to name his kid Optimus Prime*

.....*shudders*
Don't worry. I have ways of making sure this will not happen.
.....You know just making sure but.....I do want kids someday.....hope your not planning anything to drastic.
Don't worry. He'll just tell people he had a skiing accident, and then he'll mysterious produce a list of acceptable names in handwritten block letters.

o.o

Evil....Father....

You need me to be evil.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Anyone else excited for the words of power-douchery that will come out of the next playtest? :)
Hopefully it will be a bit less intense. An alternate magic system is a lot less of a 'hot topic' than a 'sword-mage' base class.

[hot pocket]Hot Topic...[/hot pocket]

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Congrats, AZ!!

I can't remember if I said so (and with this slow connection it takes too long to go back and look through my previous posts), so "Congrats, to you, too, Justin!"


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?
As a kid, I would have gone out of my way to befriend a kid named Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie. Although I'd always feel his lesser so having such a nitro-charged name.

*has flash backs of boyfriend saying he wanted to name his kid Optimus Prime*

.....*shudders*
Don't worry. I have ways of making sure this will not happen.

Let me guess:

You're going to infect him with plant spores that will make him choose the right name, just before walking in front of a moving bus.

No one will see that coming!


Oh, almost forgot. Congrats to all the people with new babies!

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Hey Leafy has the package arrived yet?

::Goes to check again::

[Unfortunately, has to strip down and dance naked while checking.]

I hope you have a mail slot in your door, and you don't have to leave the house to check. :S

RPG Superstar 2012

"Why fudging is happening" almost begs for an appearance by Urizen. :)

The Exchange

Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Anyone else excited for the words of power-douchery that will come out of the next playtest? :)
Hopefully it will be a bit less intense. An alternate magic system is a lot less of a 'hot topic' than a 'sword-mage' base class.

You think this playtest won't end up in a bunch of dumb, obsessive arguing. *laughter*

(Also, the only reason I haven't even tried to read about how the playtest is going is because if someone says they're just stealing the concept from the swordmage in 4e and are thus the devil my head is going to explode.)

So, you'd rather sit out here laughing and pointing fingers than even trying to take part in the actual discussion. I can understand folks who actually have something to contribute getting bent when things devolve into flame fests, but 'I'm not going to bother, because someone might say something I don't like', is kinda like the kid in high school who talked bad about the 'in crowd' for no better reason than, 'Well, they wouldn't like me anyway'.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Um, I read the play test reports for the articles. Definitely not watching for potential train wrecks.

I can claim the high moral ground, because I don't gawk at an accident which has been responded to.

Edit: The thing about the play test threads is that there is only about 5% that is worthwhile, and you have to wade through a lot of bickering back and forth based on guesses about the material to get to the good stuff.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?

Aragon Optimus is a better name. ;)


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Anyone else excited for the words of power-douchery that will come out of the next playtest? :)
Hopefully it will be a bit less intense. An alternate magic system is a lot less of a 'hot topic' than a 'sword-mage' base class.

You think this playtest won't end up in a bunch of dumb, obsessive arguing. *laughter*

(Also, the only reason I haven't even tried to read about how the playtest is going is because if someone says they're just stealing the concept from the swordmage in 4e and are thus the devil my head is going to explode.)

So, you'd rather sit out here laughing and pointing fingers than even trying to take part in the actual discussion. I can understand folks who actually have something to contribute getting bent when things devolve into flame fests, but 'I'm not going to bother, because someone might say something I don't like', is kinda like the kid in high school who talked bad about the 'in crowd' for no better reason than, 'Well, they wouldn't like me anyway'.

No, I'd rather sit here and put my fingers in my ears while I wait for the final product because I'm not good enough at mechanical balance to contribute and when things turn to a flaming direction it makes me want to punch someone in the face. (Also, I've basically been a hermit from sixth grade or so on, so I guess I am one of those people.)

So, yeah. We're both right. It probably won't end well, but I'm still acting like a cynical recluse. Right? Right.

Liberty's Edge

Justin Franklin wrote:

Morning all. I am watching Jude (Mairkurion we did not name him Stein) sleep. Thank you all for the well wishes. Mom and baby are doing great.

Congrats! (Don't know how I missed this earlier...)

Scarab Sages

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sooooo....Thundarr Optimus Abercrombie?
Aragon Optimus is a better name. ;)

I was thinking of Optimus Skeletor -- seemed appropriate for Aberzombie...


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Hey Leafy has the package arrived yet?

::Goes to check again::

[Unfortunately, has to strip down and dance naked while checking.]

I hope you have a mail slot in your door, and you don't have to leave the house to check. :S

No slot. They leave packages at the front door. At least the front door opens into a communal entryway, and not outside.

The Exchange

Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
taig wrote:
Anyone else excited for the words of power-douchery that will come out of the next playtest? :)
Hopefully it will be a bit less intense. An alternate magic system is a lot less of a 'hot topic' than a 'sword-mage' base class.

You think this playtest won't end up in a bunch of dumb, obsessive arguing. *laughter*

(Also, the only reason I haven't even tried to read about how the playtest is going is because if someone says they're just stealing the concept from the swordmage in 4e and are thus the devil my head is going to explode.)

So, you'd rather sit out here laughing and pointing fingers than even trying to take part in the actual discussion. I can understand folks who actually have something to contribute getting bent when things devolve into flame fests, but 'I'm not going to bother, because someone might say something I don't like', is kinda like the kid in high school who talked bad about the 'in crowd' for no better reason than, 'Well, they wouldn't like me anyway'.

No, I'd rather sit here and put my fingers in my ears while I wait for the final product because I'm not good enough at mechanical balance to contribute and when things turn to a flaming direction it makes me want to punch someone in the face. (Also, I've basically been a hermit from sixth grade or so on, so I guess I am one of those people.)

So, yeah. We're both right. It probably won't end well, but I'm still acting like a cynical recluse. Right? Right.

Heh, fair enough. I have anti-social tendencies myself, but I do tend to be more optimistic about people in general. (And for the record, yes. I'm generally disappointed, but I'm used to it.)


I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

I'll be careful.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
I'll be careful.

You'll be DEAD!

Liberty's Edge

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!


Freehold DM wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
I'll be careful.
You'll be DEAD!

*sneaks in, steals Obi-Wan's lightsaber, preventing him from pruning the Aqualish*

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!*


Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b*#!@in' thick and wavy locks. IF.

Dark Archive

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b%*@@in' thick and wavy locks. IF.

And if you don't, well, it's just sanity blasting horror.. What could possibly go wrong?

Liberty's Edge Contributor

I just did some quick calculations. I've officially written over 17000 words in the fantasy story I'm creating for my daughters. I estimate that I'm about halfway through.

By the time I'm done, I'll have a pretty good-sized chapter book! If I could just get past this one chapter. It's turning out to be a tough one to finish.

Anyway...I'm off to stand watch.

Take care, all!

EDIT: Upon consideration, it's actually over 20000, if you take into account the fact that this story is technically a sequel to one that the girls and I made up together, but never wrote down. I wrote a 3300-word synopsis so I'd have it for reference. Technically, that's part of the story, too.

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b#!*@in' thick and wavy locks. IF.

You have to be sane to make sanity checks... unless it makes you more sane. Hrmmm... by that logic: Purple.


Freehold DM's Doppelganger wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
I'll be careful.
You'll be DEAD!

*sneaks in, steals Obi-Wan's lightsaber, preventing him from pruning the Aqualish*

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!*

Dear GOD!

That incredibly handsome man has a functioning LIGHTSABER!

Halt, you ebony adonis! I need to know where you bought that! Are there any more available? How much did you pay?


Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b#!*@in' thick and wavy locks. IF.
You have to be sane to make sanity checks... unless it makes you more sane. Hrmmm... by that logic: Purple.

Dude everything just tasted purple.


Hey there Woodraven. How are you doing?

Dark Archive

Freehold DM wrote:
Freehold DM's Doppelganger wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
I'll be careful.
You'll be DEAD!

*sneaks in, steals Obi-Wan's lightsaber, preventing him from pruning the Aqualish*

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!*

Dear GOD!

That incredibly handsome man has a functioning LIGHTSABER!

Halt, you ebony adonis! I need to know where you bought that! Are there any more available? How much did you pay?

$99 at Fry's Electronics. If you can find them still in stock..

Oh wait, those are Master FX Replicas.. wrong question....

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b&##~in' thick and wavy locks. IF.

And you only have to use it once an aeon. Between washings, you just wet and go.


Freehold DM wrote:
Halt, you ebony adonis! I need to know where you bought that! Are there any more available? How much did you pay?

He probably just bought it off Ebay and is now fighting in a tournament of assassins in a desperate attempt to have sex oh wait I'm thinking of something completely different. Still, I'm still assuming he got it from Ebay. Maybe Craigslist, you can find anything in those two places.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

I just did some quick calculations. I've officially written over 17000 words in the fantasy story I'm creating for my daughters. I estimate that I'm about halfway through.

By the time I'm done, I'll have a pretty good-sized chapter book! If I could just get past this one chapter. It's turning out to be a tough one to finish.

Anyway...I'm off to stand watch.

Take care, all!

EDIT: Upon consideration, it's actually over 20000, if you take into account the fact that this story is technically a sequel to one that the girls and I made up together, but never wrote down. I wrote a 3300-word synopsis so I'd have it for reference. Technically, that's part of the story, too.

Cool. Good stuff, Paris! I'd like to read it when you want to put it out into the world, although I won't finish it until 2014 at my current rate of reading through stuff.


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b&##~in' thick and wavy locks. IF.
And you only have to use it once an aeon. Between washings, you just wet and go.

Damn, I didn't know that. Makes it worth the sanity check. In my case though, I just have to keep my foliage well watered, drained, and fertilized to have a luxurious green mane.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Halt, you ebony adonis! I need to know where you bought that! Are there any more available? How much did you pay?
He probably just bought it off Ebay and is now fighting in a tournament of assassins in a desperate attempt to have sex oh wait I'm thinking of something completely different. Still, I'm still assuming he got it from Ebay. Maybe Craigslist, you can find anything in those two places.

There have got to be easier ways available to him to just have sex.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Admires Wolfthulhu's tentacle-hair, wondering what shampoo he uses*

Hand Cramps everyone!

Congrats again to Justin, Jude is a good name!
Congrats to Aberzombie too, glad you got your man-child.

It's about time we're getting a bunch of good news around here! It brightens my spirit!

Psst, dude. He uses Cthulpoo, non-tears with conditioner. If you make your sanity check, you get some b&##~in' thick and wavy locks. IF.
And you only have to use it once an aeon. Between washings, you just wet and go.
Damn, I didn't know that. Makes it worth the sanity check. In my case though, I just have to keep my foliage well watered, drained, and fertilized to have a luxurious green main.

A sewer main?


::Bowls badger across the green::

I was interrupted during editing.


That is cool, Paris.

BTW, I've backed a nice big PIE once people have time for it (I doubt most people can enjoy this pie at work). OK, I didn't bake it, I just found it.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

::Bowls badger across the green::

I was interrupted during editing.

That's dirty cricket, Mairkurion.

RPG Superstar 2012

Just googled "dirty cricket", so I'm hoping Urizen will skip these posts. :S


Mmmm pie?


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mmmm pie?

Don't worry. I know you can't reach the PIE, so I told you about it already in chat.


Fun with Playdoh


taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

::Bowls badger across the green::

I was interrupted during editing.

That's dirty cricket, Mairkurion.

Just be glad you didn't get stuck to the wicket.

Liberty's Edge

Whole stole the pie from the pie pan?
Jyu1ch1 stole the pie from the pie pan.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Fun with Playdoh

I played a D&D game with my nevvies years ago with some playdoh. Worked out pretty well for golems, oozes, snakes, elementals, and your other simpler shaped monsters.

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