Freehold DM's Doppelganger's page

*begins unbuttoning shirt, looks up and swishes finger in tsk tsk and goes behind a screen*

*flexes, ripping shirt open*

*fends off danger with a wink and a sparkling smile*

*arches eyebrow*

*bats away the puppy*

*points to sign that says: NO TOUCHING*

*resumes puppy lap-dance*

I am sorry to hear that the twin goddesses of FAWtl are having such rough starts to their days. Here's hoping there is a turnaround!

*turns around, shakes his rump*

Studpuffin wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good morning. I just stumbled across a pic of Evard's girlfriend.

I've avoided enough hentai to see where that's going.

AVOIDING hentai? Are you mad?

*hands a flier to freehold showing this.*

Freehold DM wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Just sent in an e-mail requesting a Facebook invite!!!!

FIFY

chases tree-man with flame thrower/chainsaw combination

trips Freehold with a root causing the flamethrower to send a jet of flames into the air that looks suspiciously like he lit a fart while lying on his belly

*Lights an actual fart*

Aberzombie wrote:

psionichamster wrote:

I recently started doing all my prep / storage on Google Docs, for this very reason.

Fast, easy, can share/collaborate very easily - I highly recommend you give it a try if you haven't yet.

But...but....Google is Evil!!!!

I think I've drank a little too much Haterade....

You implying that Google is viler than FakeBook? Dream on, zombie. Dream on.

*signs into facebook, hugs monitor, humps 2wire, and posts the resulting pics with a double click*

Freehold DM wrote:

Yeesh, over 500 posts? I'm not going back to read that, i pray I am not missing anything of import. Morning, all!

Nah, nothing much, mostly 'Puffin and the Gark on a posting blitz. Also, we discussed Whedon's new show about a culinary gastronomist named Alton who fights vampires and demons and bicycles, then searches for encrypted symbology hidden in the code of Facebook.

*nods approvingly*

*Raises hand slowly*

*sneaks into thread, steals all the haterade and flees*

eyebrow waggle

*runs into thread, stealing all the buttered crumpets, then disappears into the night*

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Freehold DM's Doppelganger wrote:

*was already nekkid*

OH. MY. GOD.

that incredibly handsome man looks quite epic from the waist down. And disturbingly familiar....

Someone give this mans ego a break, I am not sure it can take too much more of this. Something has got to give.

Hush you! He makes me laugh! :D

So......you saw him without the magnifying glass then?

oh, i am going to get you for that one.

*closes eyes, grunts and seizes up, then pulls a grinch and makes it grow 2 sizes too big*

*closes his eyes, then prods around like a blind man*

*was already nekkid*

*logs into Facebook to like Joss Whedon and Alton Brown*

This is utterly awesome. I wanna see these guys in Brooklyn.

*sneaks in dressed up as superhero and runs off with all the spandex*

PirateDevon wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Allen Taliesin wrote:

lynora wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

lynora wrote:

taig wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sad panda. :(

** spoiler omitted **(random academic nonsense)

<Insert snark about stupid academic requirements, and the inability of colleges and universities to accept "outside" credit because it's not theirs.>

Exactly. :)

Since I need a certain number of credits for financial aid and I'm totally stymied on most classes pertaining to my field of study until I pass the next math class I'm now trying to decide whether to take Geology or Intro to Cultural Anthropology. Decisions, decisions....

I recommend Intro to Cultural Anthropology.

I'm leaning that way, but only if it doesn't interfere with the schedule for Anatomy.

I second Cultural Anthro. As long as you can do it, of course.

I did Paleoanthropology as part of my Archaeology minor (Majored in Classics and Ancient History)- I now work in IT for a Bank :-). It was a lot of fun. Espcialy learning how to make stone tools and ID bones by gender and age.

Cultural should be interesting as it gets into living societies although Geology can be interesting as well with tectonics, and volcanoes.

Volcanoes beat cultures. Every time. Go Volcanoes!

hollow *phoont* sound as tranquilizer dart flies into the neck of PirateDevon clone

Nice shot, clone Treppa! I'm not sure about his wardrobe, but I'm sure we can find a buyer who's into pirates. No, selling him to a ninja for "research" wouldn't be right...I'm not running a chop shop.

*Sneaks in, steals all the clones, and escapes by leaping ahead of the explosion*

*sneaks in, steals all the cough suppressant and throat lozenges, then runs off into the night*

Moorluck wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hmmm, Solnes had a sore throat last week before she went on that road trip. Now all of you guys have sore throats.... she got some 'splainin to do when she gets home. :P

She totally did not go to Minnesota, and definately did not party with me on Saturday night, and was for sure not up till 4 a.m. drinking and dancing with my pals. Never happened.

See you I don't mind. You're cute. ;)

I'm cute too! :-D

*leaps out from behind the bushes, blowing kisses and giving winks before diving back into cover*

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

I'll be careful.

You'll be DEAD!

*sneaks in, steals Obi-Wan's lightsaber, preventing him from pruning the Aqualish*

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!*

Freehold DM wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I started buying the terrain features from warhammer, I think the painting assembling, will help me clear my mind on off nightsThe stuff is only like $40 a pop, and you get like a grove of trees or a hill. So I'm actually looking forward to building up my 3d wilderness terrain.

Once you get going it is easier and way cheaper to just build your own terrain. Let me know if you need any ideas.

I've been meaning to get back into putting Gundam kits together again. They really do help to get my mind off of things. I'm thinking I'll pick up a few more kits at next week's con and see if I can get into it again.

ANd with that, I'm off for the weekend, folks. Here's hoping everyone has an AWESOME weekend!!!

Tomorrow is Ptolus, Sunday is Darklight Sisterhood. Will have updates on Monday, let me tell you.

Now they cloned Freehold DM, where did he put that baseball bat?

*Runs in, steals all the baseball bats, the leaps to safety before the explosion!*

Freehold DM wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I started buying the terrain features from warhammer, I think the painting assembling, will help me clear my mind on off nightsThe stuff is only like $40 a pop, and you get like a grove of trees or a hill. So I'm actually looking forward to building up my 3d wilderness terrain.

Once you get going it is easier and way cheaper to just build your own terrain. Let me know if you need any ideas.

I've been meaning to get back into putting Gundam kits together again. They really do help to get my mind off of things. I'm thinking I'll pick up a few more kits at next week's con and see if I can get into it again.

ANd with that, I'm off for the weekend, folks. Here's hoping everyone has an AWESOME weekend!!!

Tomorrow is Ptolus, Sunday is Darklight Sisterhood. Will have updates on Monday, let me tell you.

Now they cloned Freehold DM, where did he put that baseball bat?

*Runs in, steals all the baseball bats, the leaps to safety before the explosion!*

Freehold DM wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I started buying the terrain features from warhammer, I think the painting assembling, will help me clear my mind on off nightsThe stuff is only like $40 a pop, and you get like a grove of trees or a hill. So I'm actually looking forward to building up my 3d wilderness terrain.

Once you get going it is easier and way cheaper to just build your own terrain. Let me know if you need any ideas.

I've been meaning to get back into putting Gundam kits together again. They really do help to get my mind off of things. I'm thinking I'll pick up a few more kits at next week's con and see if I can get into it again.

ANd with that, I'm off for the weekend, folks. Here's hoping everyone has an AWESOME weekend!!!

Tomorrow is Ptolus, Sunday is Darklight Sisterhood. Will have updates on Monday, let me tell you.

Now they cloned Freehold DM, where did he put that baseball bat?

*Runs in, steals all the baseball bats, the leaps to safety before the explosion!*

Freehold DM wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I started buying the terrain features from warhammer, I think the painting assembling, will help me clear my mind on off nightsThe stuff is only like $40 a pop, and you get like a grove of trees or a hill. So I'm actually looking forward to building up my 3d wilderness terrain.

Once you get going it is easier and way cheaper to just build your own terrain. Let me know if you need any ideas.

I've been meaning to get back into putting Gundam kits together again. They really do help to get my mind off of things. I'm thinking I'll pick up a few more kits at next week's con and see if I can get into it again.

ANd with that, I'm off for the weekend, folks. Here's hoping everyone has an AWESOME weekend!!!

Tomorrow is Ptolus, Sunday is Darklight Sisterhood. Will have updates on Monday, let me tell you.

Now they cloned Freehold DM, where did he put that baseball bat?

*Runs in, steals all the baseball bats, the leaps to safety before the explosion!*

taig wrote:

Treppa wrote:

taig wrote:

Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.

Whedon?

Shhhh. Don't tell Freehold.

Pffft, don't worry. He'll be bicycling between St. Louis and New York for the rest of his life. No time for movies or internet, but he'll have great legs.

*flashes gams, arches eyebrow, and nods approvingly*

*tip toes into bathroom, snatches the old spice and dashes away*

*Sneaks in, absconds with all the ice.*

alleynbard wrote:

Am I ghosting or is it just dead today?

alleynbard wrote:

Am I ghosting or is it just dead today?

Oh my god...DOPPELGANGER!!

rummages around for shotgun

*has stolen the shotgun and pawned it for cookie money*

For me most part, I'd say its that men suck at both giving and receiving compliments. Forget someone's sexual orientation, men just don't spend time doing the small talk thing, and that extends into saying someone's attractive unless we really want to get into their pants.

*steals Freehold DM's pants, then leaves in them*

*throws a smoke bomb for a distraction, then runs by and steals a slice of pizza*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW GARY!!!

*steals the real Freehold's party bag, quickly diving into the shadows to hide*

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Solnes wrote:

AaaannnddD Done!

Dhop! I have no face book.

Join with me, brother! Rail against the evils of facebook!!!

*Signs up the real Freehold to FaceBook*

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Mmmmmm.. coffee.

mmmmm...... chai.

I'm kinda disappointed since in my rush to get to work I left the makings for garlic popcorn on the counter. I suspect my coworkers are grateful.

And the cats are probably happy to have access to a stick of butter.

You sound like my husband, he is a chai fanatic. He constantly tries to get me to drink it. I just don't like tea, and no matter hard that brit tries to make me I refuse. Plus now that we're moving to the UK he tries all the harder telling me I would be the only one there who doesn't.

Resist. It's the same argument about grits here in the south. Trust me--not everyone eats grits. I'm sure it's the same across the pond.

Thank god- someone in the south with a sensible palate.

Grits. Ugh.

Porridge. Yum.

*sneaks into thread and steals all the porridge*

Studpuffin wrote:

@Freehold DM

"Hello".

HI PUFFINMAN!!!!!!

*sneaks into Freeholds house, steals his Megatron stat-blocks.*

Maybe we should just burn the thread down and relocate.

Did someone mail the insurance check?

Edit: TOP OF THE PAGE, SUCKERS!

*Hides check behind back*

Freehold got it. Ask him.

Rats! You got my TOTP!

Tonight is a Rise of the Runelords night- we will find out what our talented DM will be doing now that the nutso rogue/monk burned down the wooden sailboat fortress of the goblins, but I"m sure it'll be quite a ride.

I'll make sure to let you know how the session goes.

Mwahahahahaha!

*locks Freehold DM in a car trunk*

*sneaks into the thread, settling in the real Freehold DM's place*

Hey guys, back from the meeting! I got back early!

Well, I can try... :\

Edit:

Sorry honey, i'm in the middle of the country right now, um, doing something else. Don't go looking for me around the greater New York area... I'm not there. Please look elsewehre.

Is that good?

Glad you liked it.

Oh dear lord. Someone around here is playing Oklahoma...

Edit: Square Dancing for TOTP