Solo blitz!
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Don't worry, if it tries, it'll get stuck to the fridge door, where it will be doomed to an eternity of holding up your Zardoz poster.I thought of that, but I was afraid it'd figure out how to magnetize itself. Then it'll be open to open the fridge door, steal my car keys, and degauss my computers.begins research into feasibility of ferratcat hybrid}You should try a ferrocat (felis ferrous) or dire ferrocat (felis ferrous ferocitas) instead. Or a ferroferret (mustela ferrous).
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Don't worry, if it tries, it'll get stuck to the fridge door, where it will be doomed to an eternity of holding up your Zardoz poster.I thought of that, but I was afraid it'd figure out how to magnetize itself. Then it'll be open to open the fridge door, steal my car keys, and degauss my computers.begins research into feasibility of ferratcat hybrid}You should try a ferrocat (felis ferrous) or dire ferrocat (felis ferrous ferocitas) instead. Or a ferroferret (mustela ferrous).
I have a Zardoz poster?! Hmmm, I don't remember much about that movie when I saw it- urk!
{pops out of her skull} Oh no, you're not making me watch that again! {hops off}
{drools}
Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.
{pops out of her skull} Oh no, you're not making me watch that again! {hops off}
Hmmmm... Nah.
Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.
That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.|
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Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.
...and one of her eyes is looking up and down independent of the other. I assume that's the update system.
By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
It's better than the Segway graft I was considering.
I'll download a bios patch, and she should be good.
Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
Ooooo, shiny! Now I just need to figure out get a copy of that Reality Distortion Field from Jobs.
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It's better than the Segway graft I was considering.By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
Roller skates are cheaper.
And faster.
Ooooo, shiny! Now I just need to figure out get a copy of that Reality Distortion Field from Jobs.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
Huh. I figured she'd be speaking in iAmby pentameter now.
I hereby invoke Gary Teter.
Ia Ia Postmonster.
He is on his way to Bora Bora.
(Really! Let's hope he decides to return.)
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Huh. I figured she'd be speaking in iAmby pentameter now.Ooooo, shiny! Now I just need to figure out get a copy of that Reality Distortion Field from Jobs.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
No, that's more Mairkurion's schtick.
It's better than the Segway graft I was considering.By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.Roller skates are cheaper.
And faster.
The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.
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The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.It's better than the Segway graft I was considering.By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.Roller skates are cheaper.
And faster.
But the Segway requires an independent charger to power and a special adapter that I'm not sure is gonna fit Amby anyway. Does she even have a USB port?
But the Segway requires an independent charger to power and a special adapter that I'm not sure is gonna fit Amby anyway. Does she even have a USB port?The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.It's better than the Segway graft I was considering.By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.Roller skates are cheaper.
And faster.
Wow, getting kinda personal there, aintcha buddy?
The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.But the Segway requires an independent charger to power and a special adapter that I'm not sure is gonna fit Amby anyway. Does she even have a USB port?
Of course I have a USB port. My iPod is plugged into it though. Ooooo, Justin Bieber! {dances like has the Bieber Fever}
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Wow, getting kinda personal there, aintcha buddy?But the Segway requires an independent charger to power and a special adapter that I'm not sure is gonna fit Amby anyway. Does she even have a USB port?The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.It's better than the Segway graft I was considering.By the time you're done installing that, this version of iAmby will be obsolete. You'd better patch her, but then she'll be obsolete again.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.Roller skates are cheaper.
And faster.
Well, she might she show you... you're the former IBM employee.
Of course I have a USB port. My iPod is plugged into it though. Ooooo, Justin Bieber! {dances like has the Bieber Fever}The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.But the Segway requires an independent charger to power and a special adapter that I'm not sure is gonna fit Amby anyway. Does she even have a USB port?
Oops... got a defective iAmby. Nuke and pave!
Oops... got a defective iAmby. Nuke and pave!Of course I have a USB port. My iPod is plugged into it though. Ooooo, Justin Bieber! {dances like has the Bieber Fever}The Segway graft offloads the issue of balance and locomotion to the outboard unit (Segway) and relieves the iAmby of that processing workload.But the Segway requires an independent charger to power and a special adapter that I'm not sure is gonna fit Amby anyway. Does she even have a USB port?
Wait, I thought you used to work at IBM... that's standard Soon Only Not Yet SOP right there.
No, that's more Mairkurion's talent.Huh. I figured she'd be speaking in iAmby pentameter now.Ooooo, shiny! Now I just need to figure out get a copy of that Reality Distortion Field from Jobs.Installs the latest Ambrosialator 2012 in Amby's skull.
There ya go. You can catch that brain later, if you want it.That's better. Thanks, Treppa.
Hmmm, a pop-up... "Do I want to install the latest beta of Internet Exploder? Sure, why not..." {drools again}
Dagnabbit. Shoulda sprung for the AV package. Or used a linux OS. Or Mac. I know! iAmby!
Installs iAmby in Amby's skull.
I fixt this post for you, young sir, gratis.
I'm bored. Where's b*%!#y the Crap Bear when I need to kick someone in the teeth?
Wheeee! Fatard!
Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
Heh. Frost is everywhere, man.Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
Wow, I had forgotten about that song.
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Heh. Frost is everywhere, man.Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
Whedon?
Whedon?Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
Shhhh. Don't tell Freehold.
Whedon?Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
Shhhh. Don't tell Freehold.
Pffft, don't worry. He'll be bicycling between St. Louis and New York for the rest of his life. No time for movies or internet, but he'll have great legs.
Pffft, don't worry. He'll be bicycling between St. Louis and New York for the rest of his life. No time for movies or internet, but he'll have great legs.Whedon?Heh. I didn't expect Josh to show up in my thread.
Shhhh. Don't tell Freehold.
*flashes gams, arches eyebrow, and nods approvingly*
Duplicate posts? What duplicate posts?
Duplicate posts? What duplicate posts?
Duplicate posts? What duplicate posts?
Duplicate posts? What duplicate posts?
Duplicate posts? What duplicate posts?
WHOA?!?! Did I do that?
WHOA?!?! Did I do that?
WHOA?!?! Did I do that?
WHOA?!?! Did I do that?
WHOA?!?! Did I do that?
Mine!
Mine!