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Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Wow. "Quisp"? You are old. Is that even around anymore? Kind of reminds me that even werewolves had a place -- Fruit Brute.
Or is there anything scarier than this?

Justin Franklin |

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:He already said he really didn't want (nor have the time for) one.Justin Franklin wrote:I am beginning to think we need a Jason Bulmahn demands thread to go with the James Jacobs question thread.Go for it, although I think it should be in maybe the rules section instead of OT.
Of course since it won't be questions he wouldn't have to answer.

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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a$#$!~+ from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~&$@!"
I don't think it would work.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

taig wrote:What, the Criticism of Criticism one? Yeah, sure. But it had been awhile since I used VG, so I spread the love...Aberzombie wrote:You did realize the thread I started was a complete joke, right?Celestial Healer wrote:Morning all. What did I miss?Well, V.G. had a busy morning, throwing up some ideas on the board and tossing around some insightful comments. Meanwhile, everyone turned out for Robert's retirement ceremony, where pictures were taken, speeches were made, and free cake was given! And, across town, a crazy man dressed in amn aging, yellowed, canine outfit....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
And I for one thank you. Spread it some more.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Freehold DM wrote:Haters gonna hate.Urizen wrote:I haz KOTOR! Thank you HPB for offering it up for less than $20. F.U. Amazon!I hate SAGA but I have to admit that is one HELL of a deal.
*Golf Clap*

Treppa |

Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Wow. "Quisp"? You are old. Is that even around anymore? Kind of reminds me that even werewolves had a place -- Fruit Brute.
Thanks so much, MR. You sure know how to lift a gal's spirits. :P
I don't know if Quisp or Qwake are still around, but I have no recollection of Fruit Brutes whatsoever. I guess the fey even have theirs, with Lucky Charms. [Are leprechauns fey?]

Freehold DM |

Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Wow. "Quisp"? You are old. Is that even around anymore? Kind of reminds me that even werewolves had a place -- Fruit Brute.
Oh.
My.GOD.
Ice Cream Cones!
I was told I was mad for remembering the ice cream cereal they had back in the day. WELL WHO'S MAD NOW!
devolves into delirious laughter while lightning flashes in the background

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Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a%%#@#% from the late-night radio show! Hey, a%%#@#%!"
I don't think it would work.
You'd need a secret identity. Do you wear glasses? If not, put some on, then act clumsy. It works for Superman.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!
What you have never heard of Zombie Chunks cereal?

Treppa |

Treppa wrote:A Starburst just made my mouth and face incredibly itchy. I'm allergic to some foods, but now Starburst? Really? WTF? It's sugar and gelatin.And dye. Lots of people are allergic to food dyes, particularly in the red spectrum. What flavor Starburst was it?
It was orange. I looked at the ingredient list, but it's a total for all the flavors. It doesn't break down dye content by flavor. Geez, never have had a problem with that before. But.. oh yeah, the yellowjacket sting is really itchy, I ate a banana (which I'm allergic to), and have not taken any benadryl. My immune system is probably in overdrive.
I wish I could think of a good name for your radio show, but every one I come up with seems to involve "buffet" or "stew." I'm hungry.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:He already said he really didn't want (nor have the time for) one.Justin Franklin wrote:I am beginning to think we need a Jason Bulmahn demands thread to go with the James Jacobs question thread.Go for it, although I think it should be in maybe the rules section instead of OT.
yeah I just noticed that. Oh well.

Freehold DM |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Treppa wrote:A Starburst just made my mouth and face incredibly itchy. I'm allergic to some foods, but now Starburst? Really? WTF? It's sugar and gelatin.And dye. Lots of people are allergic to food dyes, particularly in the red spectrum. What flavor Starburst was it?It was orange. I looked at the ingredient list, but it's a total for all the flavors. It doesn't break down dye content by flavor. Geez, never have had a problem with that before. But.. oh yeah, the yellowjacket sting is really itchy, I ate a banana (which I'm allergic to), and have not taken any benadryl. My immune system is probably in overdrive.
I wish I could think of a good name for your radio show, but every one I come up with seems to involve "buffet" or "stew." I'm hungry.
WHOA!!! Do you enjoy the rush from an epi-pen or something? Pop some benadryl!

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Or is there anything scarier than this?Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Wow. "Quisp"? You are old. Is that even around anymore? Kind of reminds me that even werewolves had a place -- Fruit Brute.
That made me ill just looking at it.

Emperor7 |

Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!What you have never heard of Zombie Chunks cereal?
That's funny.
Zombie 1: I've got chunks in my stool bigger than that guy.
Zombie 2: I've got chunks of that guy in my stool.
Zombie 3: We should market that.
Zombie 1: We'll start with you.

Freehold DM |

Moff Rimmer wrote:Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Wow. "Quisp"? You are old. Is that even around anymore? Kind of reminds me that even werewolves had a place -- Fruit Brute.Oh.
My.
GOD.
Ice Cream Cones!I was told I was mad for remembering the ice cream cereal they had back in the day. WELL WHO'S MAD NOW!
devolves into delirious laughter while lightning flashes in the background
I think it's important to note that I would kill for this cereal. Yes. Literally kill. Think about it folks. We all have enemies, and hitmen cost an arm and a leg. All I'm asking for is some cereal. Good deal, no?
I also think we should all come up with either some type of FAWLTy breakfast cereal or we each come up with our own.
Me, I think Freehold DM the breakfast cereal should have a picture of me on the box, eating my cereal, which is composed solely of little cap'n crunch like puffs of corn that look like Joss Whedon. He's not much of a writer, but dammit if he doesn't provide me with the 7 essential vitamins and minerals I need to make it through a hectic morning commute. Every box should also come with a miniature toy bike.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Treppa wrote:It struck me as ironic yesterday that The Zombie has Life cereal, but I was thinking about it this morning (having nothing better to do) and realized there is a great deal of discrimination in the cereal world. Vampires have Count Chocula, flesh golems have Frankenberry, ghosts have Booberry, even aliens have Quisp, but nobody makes a zombie cereal! Why not? This must be rectified!Wow. "Quisp"? You are old. Is that even around anymore? Kind of reminds me that even werewolves had a place -- Fruit Brute.Oh.
My.
GOD.
Ice Cream Cones!I was told I was mad for remembering the ice cream cereal they had back in the day. WELL WHO'S MAD NOW!
devolves into delirious laughter while lightning flashes in the background
I vaguely remember Ice Cream Cones cereal. Didn't have that one much though. Quisp I thought was nasty. And I'm not sure why we bought the Smurfberry crunch. We all hated the smurfs. But the cereal was surprisingly good. Well, for kids anyway. It was kind of like eating Runts for breakfast.

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Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a&@~~%~ from the late-night radio show! Hey, a&@~~%~!"
I don't think it would work.
Ha! Don't worry about it. Ever hear the saying "He's got a face for radio"? It's because if you want to get famous (and it's after 1950), radio is NOT the way to do it. And before you point to Stern, remember that he jumped to TV to get his face known and "step-up" from a radio personality.
The only way people are going to know you're doing the show is if you publicize that you're doing it. Heck, I love radio *because* people don't realize it's you...
As for my interview on Monday, it should go MUCH better. I do a lot better on face-to-face interviews and the recruiter's actually going to meet with me prior to the interview.
The only thing that kills me is that I froze on DOCTYPE. Seriously, it's the first line of EVERY web page. It's akin to sitting down to the SATs and freezing on Name:______________.

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I heard a rumor that Count Chocula and Boo Berry cereals might have a limited return to a grocery store near you.
In the midwest, I don't think that they ever go away. Not sure why. Here in Colorado, you can still get them year-round at Walmart. Before Walmart started carrying them, I had a friend that would take a yearly trip to the Chicago Comic-Con and would bring me back a case of Count Chocula.
Ahhhh. Good times.

Urizen |

Lilith wrote:I heard a rumor that Count Chocula and Boo Berry cereals might have a limited return to a grocery store near you.In the midwest, I don't think that they ever go away. Not sure why. Here in Colorado, you can still get them year-round at Walmart. Before Walmart started carrying them, I had a friend that would take a yearly trip to the Chicago Comic-Con and would bring me back a case of Count Chocula.
Ahhhh. Good times.
Yeah, we still get Count Chocula out here in Ohio.

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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:Green Lantern BookendsMeh... I'd rather have these.
I'd rather have these.

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a~%&@#* from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~%&@#*!"
I don't think it would work.
David Vs.
The Mallonator show
Mr. Mallon's Neighborhood
Sodasnot
Dungeon Delve
Mallonation

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a~%&@#* from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~%&@#*!"
I don't think it would work.
David Vs.
The Mallonator show
Mr. Mallon's Neighborhood
Sodasnot
Dungeon Delve
Mallonation

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a~%&@#* from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~%&@#*!"
I don't think it would work.
David Vs.
The Mallonator show
Mr. Mallon's Neighborhood
Sodasnot
Dungeon Delve
Mallonation
Dragon's Den

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a~%&@#* from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~%&@#*!"
I don't think it would work.
David Vs.
The Mallonator show
Mr. Mallon's Neighborhood
Sodasnot
Dungeon Delve
Mallonation
Dragon's Den

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a~%&@#* from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~%&@#*!"
I don't think it would work.
David Vs.
The Mallonator show
Mr. Mallon's Neighborhood
Sodasnot
Dungeon Delve
Mallonation
Dragon's Den

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Aberzombie wrote:The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:+1The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:THE MR.SHINEY SHOW!!I NEED IDEAS.
Please help.
I'd get behind that but for the fact that I don't like people 'IRL' calling me Mr. Shiny. Walking around campus is tough enough without people saying, "Hey, it's that Mr. Shiny a~%&@#* from the late-night radio show! Hey, a~%&@#*!"
I don't think it would work.
David Vs.
The Mallonator show
Mr. Mallon's Neighborhood
Sodasnot
Dungeon Delve
Mallonation
Dragon's Den