Or a fluff?
::Pours tea down pants::
Look out! Hot stuff! The tea. And me. Hot stuff. Gettit? Hoo-Hah!
runs through thread
Am I late?
*drinks all the clotted cream*
(rolls through)
<twirls 'stasche> Looks like Cosmo's Wandering Eye is on a roll. A roll! Getit? Hoo-Hah!
*snags a leaf and a raindrop*
Have youuuuuu ever beeeeeeeeeeen soooooooo thirsty or hungry? Duuuuuuuuude.
Mmm. Caterpillar.
*tries to eat caterpillar*
*sprays Tweedledumbass with thick strands of silk*
Duuuuuuuuuude! I make my own cotton candy!
after seeing where that came from I don't think I want to try any.
oh Tea, But the last party went kind of strange. I am ... a stripper, I repeat ... a stripper. Now what kind of tea is available?OFF WITH YOUR PANTS!!
Again?
*Rumbles electronically*
The lady said: Remove your pants!
*sprays Tweedledumbass with thick strands of silk*
Duuuuuuuuuude! I make my own cotton candy!
Mmmm. Cotton candy.
*Rumbles electronically*
The lady said: Remove your pants!
I don't wear pants
I don't wear pants*Rumbles electronically*
The lady said: Remove your pants!
Does not compute
It's nothing but fur.
*Hands the small rabbit a switch knife*
I'll help.
*rips off bitwit heart's legs*
Is this what you were looking for?
Close enough!
ouch
Now how am I going to get to the queen.
Now how am I going to get to the queen.
*Builds bibwit heart a pair of robot legs*
Try these...
Oh, and if they start killing things on the way there, don't worry. Its just doing what it is programed to do.
(runs through to try out new robot legs)
I always wanted to be a cyborg.
Now how am I going to get to the queen.
Fork the King!
CLEAN CUP
MOVE DOWN
CLEAN CUP
MOVE DOWN!!!!!!!!
:whiffles back from being punted:
Burble. Burble burble.
Jabberwock, I like the cut of your... whatever it is that fleshlings get cut. Now to improved upon you!
*creates a cybernetic version of the Jabberwock*
BEHOLD, the CYBERWOCK!
CLEAN CUP
MOVE DOWN
CLEAN CUP
MOVE DOWN!!!!!!!!
You have a silly hat.
*kicks the hatter around*
sorry, I cant control these things.
Do I need to plug these legs in at night or do they have unlimited power?
* Helps the Hatter trundle the slumbering Dormouse to a place with a clean cup *
Excuse me, but when is the rabbit arriving?
* Helps the Hatter trundle the slumbering Dormouse to a place with a clean cup *
Excuse me, but when is the rabbit arriving?
Pretty lady!
Excuse me, but when is the rabbit arriving?
*steps on doormouse*
sorry bout thatOne white rabbit at your service.
gotta go I'm late
*Cackles electronically*
Mwahahahahahahaha!
Remember to stand in the Roomba recharger after a few hours of use! Those legs don't recharge themselves!
Excuse me, but when is the rabbit arriving?*steps on doormouse*
sorry bout that
One white rabbit at your service.
gotta go I'm late
But you're not quite the right white or right height?
*yawn* Oh, Hatter, it seems the Hare has arrived! Kicked my bed with his robot legs too... zzz
That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???
<twists 'stasche> You want to see the white rabbit? Right here! <as he passes a doobage> Hare! Here! Getit? Hoo-Hah!
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That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???
{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?
And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}
*yawn* Remind him to feed his head, would you? I'd hate to see it starve.
...
That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?
And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}
Were we supposed to eat the teacups?
*chews and swallows a porcelain teacup*
That tastes like stab.
But you're not quite the right white or right height?
*kicks tweedledumbass in head*
Well I have been so late that I haven't had time to bath latly. As for th height thats the robotic legs.Time for me to go.
*Covers everything in strands of sticky silk*
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, look how farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I shot that one!
hey....HEY! Watch the 'stasche, dude! <twirls 'stasche>
That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?
And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}
No, the MARCH HARE. *Spreads clotted cream and strawberries on the White Deceptiqueen's hand and puts it between two scones.*
No, the MARCH HARE. *Spreads clotted cream and strawberries on the White Deceptiqueen's hand and puts it between two scones.*That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?
And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}
Sandwich!
*eats the White Deceptiqueen's hand*
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And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}
No, the MARCH HARE. *Spreads clotted cream and strawberries on the White Deceptiqueen's hand and puts it between two scones.*Sandwich!*eats the White Deceptiqueen's hand*
ARGH!! What are you, a damn Insecticon?!?! {punts Tweedlebot into Poodle Lords thread}
It's been so long since someone tried to eat me {sigh}
It's been so long since someone tried to eat me {sigh}
<twirls 'stasche> Would you quibble if I just take a nibble?
*Transforms into an espresso machine*